When the Terraria Server escalates quickly
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When the Terraria Server escalates quickly


Some people are still petrified. The login system’s claimed a few Zachs. This Zach can’t leave; he’s been turned to stone. We’re just gathering the Zachs. We’re waiting for more of our people. Hope you like the sound of pick on dirt, because I think we’re going to be hearing it a bit. They don’t even have a destination in mind; these guys are just digging. Like, what? Where are you even trying to go at the moment? Oh, there’s a Life Crystal up here! Who’s gonna get it? Come on. Oh, they’re all going for it. That one just flew up! No, Jotaro! He’s got an unfair edge on all of us. So why is everyone named Zach? Because Zach is, like, the best Terraria character there is. You know, he has to honor the old Terraria let’s play. That all of you surely watched (please don’t) when you were doing your homework for watching videos on my channel. Back in 2011. “Think you may already be in hell.” Well, we are on this server, you know? So it’s a fair point. Apparently some of the Zachs have just built up into the sky already? Oh my god, they’ve made, like, ladders Just – just start building up. Everyone get their hut. I love how this room is just tall enough to fit a chandelier. It’s, like, an inch off the ground. And someone just stole it. Okay. “The ancient spirits of light and dark have been released.” What does that mean? Why is everyone freaking out? “I’m in Hollow” says Zach Joestar? Uh oh. What do you mean you’re in Hallow? We haven’t even beaten the Wall of Flesh. Oh no, Zach Heights is already under attack! Where did these even come from? We’re having a build day. You know? Just don’t mind the Harpy guts that keep falling. Oh god! Okay, that’s the Wyvern. Never seen one of those- OH GOD! Oh no, here it is! Oh my god, we were on the exact level! We built straight to it! This could’ve been, like, a beautiful home. This could’ve been, like, the new point where we establish a base. That Zach just died. Yo, guys, we’re gonna die at this rate. Okay, it’s too much of a jump there. Okay, there’s still a bit here. Someome else is building out the new bridge. Uh- NO! Th- NO! We got a pocket of water! I need another one! I need another one! “You’re in hard mode and you still have copper tools.” Look, it’s fine! Okay? We have perfect equipment! Alright? Don’t just discriminate because it’s copper! Let me tell ya, the bronze age was a historic moment in our people’s history. Okay? Don’t diss the copper! “RT didn’t think hard mode was hard”? I didn’t expect us to be on hard mode, you know? And even if it is hard mode – and even if it is hard mode, you know – like, It’s not – you can’t call yourself, like, a real streamer unless you have a bit of cha- 👀 How many did you spawn?! Well here comes the gunfire. Look at this beautiful firework show. Last flight of the world boys. This is how we end it. 255 slots. And I think we can actually fill it to capacity this time. No reserve. Why is there rings of fire? OH GOD! No, this is it. The Zachs have to escape the login, and when they do, it’s only hell. Trying to respawn. I can’t escape. Just run. Just run! No – nowhere’s safe. There’s nowhere to run to. Go! Go! Bollocks! How many players are we on? I can’t see the count! 92 players. Keep it going! You thought we were playing on hard mode before? Yeah, here’s f***ing hard mode! It’s just a pool of blood! Skeletron’s been defeated… That’s a lot of severed heads! I got a treasure bag… WAIT! You get all the treasure bags; It’s expert mode! Guys! If we actually can get out of here, we can fight back! We have to wait for the s- It’s dead. -_- subscribe to dolan dark

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