>>Jimmy: THAT’S DAVE SALMONY. YOU KNOW, PRESIDENT TRUMP TOOK A FIELD TRIP TO BASK IN THE GLOW OF WORKERS AT A PETROCHEMICALS PLANT. HE WAS THERE TO TALK ENERGY. AND OF COURSE IMMEDIATELY STEERED THE CONVERSATION FROM ENERGY TO HIMSELF. AND WE MAKE A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT THIS PRESIDENT, BUT IT’S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER JUST HOW MUCH HE’S SACRIFICED FOR THE GOOD OF US.>>THIS THING IS COSTING ME A FORTUNE BEING PRESIDENT. SOMEBODY SAID OH, HE MIGHT HAVE RENTED A ROOM TO A MAN FROM SAUDI ARABIA FOR $500. WHAT ABOUT THE $5 BILLION THAT I’LL LOSE? YOU KNOW, IT’S PROBABLY GOING TO COST ME, INCLUDING UPSIDE, DOWN SIDE LAWYERS, BECAUSE EVERY DAY THEY SUE ME FOR SOMETHING. THESE ARE THE MOST LA TIJOUS PEOPLE. I JUST WANT TO DO A GOOD JOB.>>Jimmy: ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS OTHERS. HE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT MONEY. HE HASN’T ORDERED THE TREASURE TO PRINT HIS FACE ON IT YET. HIS HOUSE LOOKS LIKE LIBERACE’S SARCOPHAGUS. WE SLOWED HIM DOWN FOR THE INTERNATIONAL TRADE EDITION OF DRUNK DONALD TRUMP. ♪ ♪>>IN CHINA, DO US A FAVOR. WE NEED HELP. ALL OUR STEEL MILLS ARE CLOSED. OH, DAMN IT. COULD YOU SEND US SOME STEEL PLEASE?
100 Comments
LK _LudiKruc
What a total idiot Trump is.
Steven William Bayless Parks
Lots of long faces in the crowd
Moptimus Prime
He never was a billionair.
Brett Banfield
HA YEAH FUNNY. LOSER
Kartik Nimbalkar ?
You people wasted steel on your wall… Seriously… You did
Sophie Peraaud
THE DOTARD AND HIS SUPPORTERS ARE THE SAME LOW LIFE TRASH LOSER
Mahmood Shuvo
?????
Pissed off Paula
Lol. He is almost broke!!!!!!!!!
Mashedpotatoe1000
Boo hoo hoo such a big loss, I’m sure everyone in America is gutted for his loss, cause I guess everyone in America are millionaires now. Also him loosing money is the big issue not the issues in the country like healthcare, gun control, people in poverty, crime etc.
James Daly
A damn embarrassment to the US.
MavenCree
The guy in the yellow tee behind Trump's left shoulder is NOT having it. ?
Robert Ruiz
Mega Killawaytts Losers..
Randy Flowers
It's funny how the media makes fun of DT while Obama and stealery Clinton took millions from big corporations , never made fun of them , how Hippocratial .
The P
TO BANKRUPT THE COUNTRY AND SELF POCKET MOST OF IT IS CONALD FONDLES NEXT BANKRUPTCY CONNING AGENDA SCHEME,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Orgasmatron 93
Yang gang
Crood
Fake buisness man this "genius" is.
Pit Friend
As bad as Trump is at business losing 3-5 billion would actually be an improvement over what he did before becoming President.
Sportsgamer 91
I hate Trump and all but stop making fun of him, it’s annoying
Billie Singe
You’re losing 5 billion because you’re a shitty businessman. Just like you are dragging this country down being a shitty president.
Night Knight
A fitting end for Donald tRump would be to lock him up in his tower with all of his supporters…then watch how long it takes for them to turn on him. Place your bets folks!!!
S Davis
Kimmel = Trash
Walter Clements
Trump is biggest gold digger
Kirby Little
You have to make sacrifices to be the GREATEST President we've ever had….
TRUMP 2020 ??
Scar
Drunk trump sounds constipated lol
Conny Bartels
No it’s costing the US millions of dollars each day. He never works, he is a fraud, play golf on taxpayers money. Should I go on? Biggest thief ever!!
mark
what a stupid fool #45 is ,all the workers know it ,, absolute disgrace to have this fake Russian imposter run America , where are you law enforcement ????
ted carriker
TRUMP 2020
Deal with it ???
Lil, Charmander
In other words … he lost everything
Maybe he can get a small loan of a billion dollars or file for some kind of bankruptcy…. again
Gary Creasy
Kimmel doesn't have any idea of anything about Trump. Just another no count liberal wanting to be a communist.
fuckthe worl
Donald trump: It all part of the plan folks
Joe Romo
The only thing trump has lost is his mind .
Vote his hate Out on Nov 3rd 2020
Corban Hanson
BAD KIMMY, YOUR NOT FUNNY
Josh Valle
Screw the money, it would be best if he lost it all =)
Robert Clayton
I sliced it open an next time call me by my name Bob
Robert Clayton
An Tays mine let's get that strait
adscri
Crowd looks like a Thriller remake
Bruce Glover
3 to 5 billion. Just round it up or down a "billion". What a complete failure.
Alan T
The A HOLE family !
bigblock V12
Not to worry Don Trump Jr is still conning people out of their money for daddy.
northerniltree
The 3.5 billion loss was referring to brain cells. But, being intellectually bankrupt won't stop him.
la nelane
This is not funny at all Jimmy that’s rude ?
Lee Stephen
I’m not a Trump supporter but it seems like there going out of the way to bash guy. They say he’s in office to steal money now there bashing him for him losing money.jimmy Kimmel seems to be ramping up his bashing ever since those Epstein flight logs came out and Jimmys name was on it going to that island ?
Elvin Jaimon
He doesn’t drink or smoke so this is just dumb
Trump Sucks Cock
Can't loss what you don't have.
Adi Da Gamer
Hahahahaha America trash
Jen 417
If anyone thinks he is personally paying to defend those lawsuits, the are sadly mistaken.
calico kitten productions
What haven't they moved all of those "supporters" from behind him, they look less than impressed.
r v
Seriuosly, why is he STILL the president?
Regocomics
1:07
Either there is a running joke from another segment without context, or the graphics department didn't notice The Sims crystal above Trump. Either way, it fits as it'd explain soooo much of his behavior if he's just a facsimile of a human being played by some sociopathic tween that wants to watch the world burn.
David Kim
Is that why he won't release his tax? He really thinks people are stupid!
David Kim
Only thing he has done as POTUS is trying to make money for himself!
Will Platero
Lieing bastard
stan hootzz
Thats alright…his pimp-putin will bail im out fer SH$THOLING America.
Will Platero
He will bribe the tax man that s why they don't want to give up Trump's taxes
David Kim
Trump is a chronic LIAR!
Jason Shampansky
Drunk Donald Trump jimmy kimmel and his staff are genius
M_Stanfield5441
I dislike Jimmy Kimmel so much
REAL MAN JACK
If trumpa lumpa had a level of stupid it would be higher than the moon right now.
Chris Paez
3-5 Billion? He’s not even worth that much.
M_Stanfield5441
Slow down Pelosi and its a scandal, slow down Trump and its a "hilarious" joke
Ant polo
TRUMP 2020!!!!!
B R
DUMP TRUMP
Paul Davenport
He is going to cost Americans Trillions of dollars as his Great Recession is at our doorstep and as he lines his pockets.
The "man" is also spiritually bankrupt.
David Michael McNelis
Trump…"Hello Pennsylvania! I'm Donald J. Trump. The 'J' stands for genius."
ICTech
SHOW US YOUR TAX RETURNS YOU FILTHY PIG!
DA Este
Bahahahaha.
Andrew Mitchell
$3-5 billion? He'll be in trouble when the Russians want it back.
Novastarr
Bruh, I may have misheard, but did this babyman just admit that he doesn't care about being president?
Gary Wesley
Trump is such a liar, loosing five billion, yeah right.
DanP D
Lost 3-5 billion today. Next week it will be 8-10 billion.
Roel Veenema
What a Businessman losing 5 Billion dollar and could’t care less, get in line people Everbody wants to be part of that businessman the biggest idiot the usa ever had. ????????????
MrManifolder
Yo, Jimmy! Don't put a Trump lie in the title of your video! Gullible people will believe it.
ComicKish
trump is the man sorry jimmy kimmel and mainstreet media twist ur lies for thesheep
Jacob Cleary
I'm glad Trump lost his "beloved funds" to a lot of others because he swindled the poor.
Discarte Online
Too many idiots including Kimmel.
w9j15g
So, are Eric and DJTJ running the business into the ground? Well, they aren't bright, but Trump always lies about everything. He's profiting off the presidency.
Kaycie Mosher
Uh, huh!….Ya sure! Poor widdle trump! NOT!!! ??
230968
The nation is losing much more that you are the President. Why not make a mutually beneficial deal. You quit the office and everyone gains.
Patrick Swezey
He was broke..now stupid people are senting him thier hard earned money o thanks more gold toliets to crap in. He will leave office with billions from THE GOOD OLD BOYS….THE CON GOES ON. WHO IS GOING TO BLAME THE CRASH ON. ANYBODY BUT HIMSELF. PUTIN IS SO HAPPY. GET HIM GONE ASAP PLEASE….
Simon Jones
Sad stupid uneducated migrant offspring prick, a man who cant even tell the difference between Wales and whales,
Bernard Barnett
The orange grifter is a stiffer on his bills. And the orange grifter is not all that rich.
Ben Logan
He has made money finally. Losing money with all those international hotel deals? This is the only time he hasn’t lost money. Rich people are in a fantasy land.
Bob leroy
I's sure he has a lot of money hide and will be getting huge payment after he is out of office .Pa does not want him. He buys steel from China for his pipe line and buildings and then goes to Pa and says buy American and hire American . Two faced liar is what the people there call him. Ivanka and daddy are still sending jobs to China, Mexico and Indonesia. That same day he is PA, his son is in Indonesia working on more deals. Did I hear 2 faced liar again
Akash Prakash
Trump is the only president that doesnt make America look like its doing secret shits
MrTeamTactical
1:08 look above his head, pretty sure that's just Putin playing The Sims haha
Mission Blonde
God Blesh the United Shates ?
O. B.
"Drunk tRump" always gets me… ?
Eric Rossoni
Sounds like sober Trump to me
KevZer FlaMe
I trust him
He is a good president
2 Cents
He lost 3-5 billion betting money on his golf games ⛳ ?️♂️
Intel inside
trump isnt a billionaire
John Bentley
Put sanity into the white house.
~~~TULSI/BERNIE & ASSOCIATES~~~
~for earth & humanity~
Kita Cat
?? drunk trump is cracking me tf up. I need more drunk trump
Jon Robinson
Well IF IT IS COSTING YOU SO MUCH MONEY get gone
American Marine
This idiot doesn't have $5 Billion!! ?? why are these losers listening to him ?
bob brown
Rump loses 3 to 5 billion dollars. The American people lose their democracy. What the hell.
PATRICK BRENNAN
He put his business in the kids name so when we boot him out in 2020 he gets it back
And his golf trips have cost us 200 million
Which was paid to his golf courses
Emma Jean
It isn't costing Trump a cent! It's costing the taxpayers!
Kevin M
Kümmel and Fallon for president and Vice President. The world would be freaking awesome!
Gospel of Christ
Forget the left and seek the Gospel.