Trump Losing $3-5 Billion as President
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Trump Losing $3-5 Billion as President


>>Jimmy: THAT’S DAVE SALMONY. YOU KNOW, PRESIDENT TRUMP TOOK A FIELD TRIP TO BASK IN THE GLOW OF WORKERS AT A PETROCHEMICALS PLANT. HE WAS THERE TO TALK ENERGY. AND OF COURSE IMMEDIATELY STEERED THE CONVERSATION FROM ENERGY TO HIMSELF. AND WE MAKE A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT THIS PRESIDENT, BUT IT’S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER JUST HOW MUCH HE’S SACRIFICED FOR THE GOOD OF US.>>THIS THING IS COSTING ME A FORTUNE BEING PRESIDENT. SOMEBODY SAID OH, HE MIGHT HAVE RENTED A ROOM TO A MAN FROM SAUDI ARABIA FOR $500. WHAT ABOUT THE $5 BILLION THAT I’LL LOSE? YOU KNOW, IT’S PROBABLY GOING TO COST ME, INCLUDING UPSIDE, DOWN SIDE LAWYERS, BECAUSE EVERY DAY THEY SUE ME FOR SOMETHING. THESE ARE THE MOST LA TIJOUS PEOPLE. I JUST WANT TO DO A GOOD JOB.>>Jimmy: ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS OTHERS. HE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT MONEY. HE HASN’T ORDERED THE TREASURE TO PRINT HIS FACE ON IT YET. HIS HOUSE LOOKS LIKE LIBERACE’S SARCOPHAGUS. WE SLOWED HIM DOWN FOR THE INTERNATIONAL TRADE EDITION OF DRUNK DONALD TRUMP. ♪ ♪>>IN CHINA, DO US A FAVOR. WE NEED HELP. ALL OUR STEEL MILLS ARE CLOSED. OH, DAMN IT. COULD YOU SEND US SOME STEEL PLEASE?

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