• Ze Frank’s web playroom
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    Ze Frank’s web playroom

    Every presentation needs this slide in it. (Laughter) It’s beautiful, isn’t it? Do you see? All the points, all the lines — it’s incredible. It is the network; and in my case, the network has been important in media, because I get to connect to people. Isn’t it amazing? Through that, I connect to people. And the way that I’ve been doing it has been multifaceted. For example, I get people to dress up their vacuum cleaners. (Laughter) I put together projects like Earth Sandwich, where I ask people to try and simultaneously place two pieces of bread perfectly opposite each other on the Earth. And people started laying bread…

  • Israel’s Hosting Situation – Podcast (Eurovision 2019)
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    Israel’s Hosting Situation – Podcast (Eurovision 2019)

    the Eurovision Song Contest 2018 is so two weeks ago so let’s stop looking into the past and focus on the future let’s talk Eurovision 2019 in Israel I think we can expect a very interesting build to next year’s contest filled with controversies politics and drama so let’s dissect this sup you fools Matt ESC United your favorite Eurovision Channel welcome to our first podcast of the 2019 season hope y’all are doing somewhat ok with your post Eurovision depression but I’m here to help you with that as I promised you we are going to do everything in our power to help you fight PED now we all…

  • The Most Powerful Man in Dildo
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    The Most Powerful Man in Dildo

    AS YOU MAY KNOW I AM CURRENTLY RUNNING FOR OFFICE. LAST NIGHT I ANNOUNCED MY, I THINK IT’S FAIR TO SAY, HISTORIC CANDIDACY TO BE MAYOR OF DILDO IN NEWFOUNDLAND. THIS IS BIG FOR ME, [ APPLAUSE ] WHILE OBVIOUSLY, MY HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK, I WAS VOTED TO BE MOST LIKELY TO BE MAYOR OF DILDO. MY CAMPAIGN IS GOING WELL, THERE IS ONE PROBLEM. THEY’RE SAYING IN ORDER TO BE MAYOR I HAVE TO BE A RESIDENT, WHICH SEEMS A LITTLE BIT UNFAIR, WHILE I HAVE EVERY INTENTION OF MOVING TO DILDO PERMANENTLY, SOME OF THE LOCALS ARE SKEPTICAL.>>LOCALS STILL AREN’T CONVINCED THAT KIMMEL WILL COME TO DILDO TO…

  • Jimmy Kimmel Talks to Dildo
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    Jimmy Kimmel Talks to Dildo

    A NEW CAPTAIN. LAST WEEK I WAS ALERTED TO THE EXISTENCE OF A PLACE, MAYBE A MAGICAL PLACE, A SMALL TOWN, CALLED DILDO, D-I-L-D-O. A REAL PLACE IN NEWFOUNDLAND, CANADA. POPULATION ABOUT 1500 PEOPLE, WHO ARE KNOWN AS DILDODIANS. AND THEY JUST CELEBRATED DILDO DAYS, AN ANNUAL VEEVENT THERE. I ABEEN TA I’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THEM ALL WEEK AND HI, DILDODIANS. WE HAVE ANDREW PRETTY. HELLO, ANDREW.>>HELLO, JIMMY. JOIM YOU>>Jimmy: ARE YOU PART OF THE TOWN COUNCIL?>>I AM ONE OF THE SEVEN MEMBERS THAT REPRESENT OUR TOWN.>>Jimmy: IT’S A SEVEN-HEADED DILDO.>>WE GO OVER THE AFFAIRS OF THE TOWN, WATER, GARBAGE, SEWER.>>Jimmy: ALL THE IMPORTANT STUFF. WE HAVE KAREN McDONALD,…