• The Trumps Go On A Royal Field Trip
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    The Trumps Go On A Royal Field Trip

    WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT, AND I’VE GOT TO SAY IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK. WE WERE ON BREAK LAST WEEK. I HAD A MARVELOUS TIME, FROM WHAT I REMEMBER. ( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF ) THE PRESIDENT HAS FLED THE COUNTRY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) KNOWING WE WERE BACK ON THE AIR! HE’S ON THE SECOND LEG OF A FOUR-NATION TOUR WE’RE CALLING — >>WHY IN THE WORLD IS DONALD TRUMP. ( LAUGHTER ) >>Stephen: AT THIS VERY MOMENT, DONALD TRUMP IS IN LONDON ON AN OFFICIAL STATE VISIT, AND TODAY WAS FULL OF ROYAL MIXERS, INCLUDING THIS AFTERNOON,…

  • Kelly Clarkson Announces Her Own Daytime Talk Show
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    Kelly Clarkson Announces Her Own Daytime Talk Show

    -First of all, congrats on “The Voice.” -Thank you. -Your first season out of the gate, you won. -Well, thank you. -I mean, well, please. Oh, my God. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Apparently, it’s all I know how to do, Jimmy. I’m just kidding. -You were bringing her on — -I totally jinxed myself… -No. -…for this season. -That was the first person that you turned your chair around for. -Brynn was the first person I — I turned my chair for, yeah. And then I — It wouldn’t have mattered. Like, honestly, I didn’t do anything. Brynn would have won on anyone’s team. She’s magical, so… -And…

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    Jimmy Interviews Fortnite World Cup Solo Champion Kyle “Bugha” Giersdorf

    -Congratulations on winning. -Thank you. -This is the trophy right here. Do you mind if I bring it up? -That’s good. -Wow! It’s actually really heavy. Look at this. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Yeah. -Yeah, just set it right there. -That’s really heavy. -Yeah. -Wow. What a great trophy. What are you going to do with this? -Probably hang it up somewhere or, like, put it on, like, one of my desks. -You can’t hang this thing. It’s 100 pounds. -Yeah, yeah, I can’t hang — -You have to lean it against — It’s so heavy. You got to build a whole new room around it. I want…

  • Trump Lies About His Trade War with China: A Closer Look
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    Trump Lies About His Trade War with China: A Closer Look

    -The president is ratcheting up his trade war with China and lying about what it means for American companies and consumers. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ When it comes to foreign policy, there are two things we know about Donald Trump. He wants to be liked by everyone and he has no idea what he’s talking about. That’s why his description of how he would conduct himself in office was always so incoherent. During the campaign, for example, Trump insisted both that as a businessman, he could have good relationships with everybody and also that, as a nation, we…

  • The Two Sides of Canada | Patriot Act With Hasan Minhaj | Netflix
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    The Two Sides of Canada | Patriot Act With Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

    Here’s why I’ve come here, Mr. Prime Minister. I will say this, as far as major world leaders go… you’ve got significant clout. And I’m gonna be real with you. It’s…it’s a lot of the looks. In comparison to some of these world leaders, there are some straight uncles walking around. We got some ugos. They don’t carry themselves like you. A lot of them remind me of my friends’ dads. So, I’m going to show you some photos, we’re playing a game here. Okay. You have to tell me, “Is this a world leader or is this my friend’s dad?” Okay. World leader or my friend’s dad? I believe…

  • Watch John Mulaney Fully Miss His Cue in His First SNL Sketch
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    Watch John Mulaney Fully Miss His Cue in His First SNL Sketch

    -Here you are — you’re hosting “Saturday night live” this week for the second time. -Second time, which is great. I was nervous. Some people don’t get to come back. -That’s true. They do controversial things, like they tear up a picture of the pope or they are Robert Blake. And they don’t get to — [ Laughter ] They don’t get to be on the show again. [ Laughter ] -“They are Robert Blake.” -They are Robert Blake, the person. -No, exactly. But I mean, you should be kind of used to it. You were a writer on “Saturday Night Live” in 2009, I want to say. -Yeah, from…

  • Lilly Singh Spills the Tea About Her New NBC Late-Night Show
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    Lilly Singh Spills the Tea About Her New NBC Late-Night Show

    -Amazing stuff happening. But tonight, and I’m so happy you chose our show, you have a big announcement. -I do. I mean a lot of things — [ Drumroll ] Don’t start so soon! Oh, my God! You’re giving me a heart attack already. Gee, Quest over there, he’s like, “Let’s go. Let’s keep it rolling.” Well, yeah, I do have a big announcement. I mean, I’ve done a lot of exciting things this year. You know, I’ve started my own production company, called Unicorn Island Productions. -Yeah. Unicorn Island. -And so, I’m really into just creating dope things. And so, I did I want to announce something on this…

  • Michael Che and Colin Jost Reveal the Absurd Gifts They Give Each Other
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    Michael Che and Colin Jost Reveal the Absurd Gifts They Give Each Other

    -We wanted to play a game, so we could get to know you guys a little bit more if we don’t know you guys. This is a game called “Most Likely To,” okay? -All right. -So check this out. This is all you need is this thing. -Okay. -There you go. Now here you go. I will name some things, and you will point at who is most likely to…blank, okay? -Okay. -Here we go. First one — who is more likely to Google their name? [ Laughter ] Really? -Oh, I love to Google my name. -Really? -I mean, it sends me — It sends me into, like, a…

  • Luke Bryan & Dierks Bentley Share The Secret To Hosting An Awards Show
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    Luke Bryan & Dierks Bentley Share The Secret To Hosting An Awards Show

    WELCOME BACK. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU ARE IN FOR A REAL TREAT TONIGHT. BECAUSE JOINING ME ARE TWO COUNTRY STARS WHO BETWEEN THEM HAVE 32 NUMBER ONE HITS. PLEASE WELCOME DIERKS BENTLEY AND LUKE BRYAN. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING BACK.>>GOOD TO BE BACK. MY FIRST TIME COUPLE TIME EVER.>>Stephen: EVER ON A SHOW?>>MY MOM IS FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW. SHE ALWAYS WANTED ME TO GET COUCH TIME.>>OTHER THAN A PSYCHIATRIST.>>Stephen: THAT’S NOT TOO BAD, EITHER. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THAT. YOU GUYS ARE HOSTING THE “ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS” THIS SUNDAY ON CBS. YOU GUYS HAVE BOTH HOSTED BEFORE, RIGHT?>>YEAH, THIS IS–…

  • Saoirse Ronan Tries To Teach Stephen An Irish Accent
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    Saoirse Ronan Tries To Teach Stephen An Irish Accent

    AMERICANS LOVE IRISH PEOPLE.>>EVEN THE WAY YOU SAID THAT IT SOUNDED VERY IRISH.>>Stephen: DID IT NOW?>>NOT BAD WITH THE OLD IRISH BROGUE THERE.>>Stephen: CAN YOU TEACH ME TO DO A REAL IRISH ACCENT?>>I COULD TRY. I COULD CERTAINLY TRY.>>Stephen: I COULD TRY.>>IT COULD BE A CHALLENGE.>>Stephen: IT COULD BE A CHALLENGE.>>WE’LL GIVE IT A GP G. BUT IT’S YOUR SHOW. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.>>Stephen: GIVE ME A WORD.>>DON’T TRY– STOP.>>Stephen: WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING NOW, STEPHEN.>>WHATEVER THAT IS, IT’S WRONG. SO WE’RE GOING TO DO THE RIGHT THING. THE FIRST THING YOU NEED TO REMEMBER, WHEN A LOT OF PEOPLE TRY TO DO AN IRISH ACCENT THEY ALWAYS SORT…