• Public Domain Songs w/ Jamie Foxx
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    Public Domain Songs w/ Jamie Foxx

    >>James: WELCOME BACK. NO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IF THERE IS ONE THING I LOVE IT’S GETTING ROMANTIC ON A COLD WINTER’S NIGHT AND IF THERE IS A SECOND THING I LOVE IT’S SINGING MEDLEYS OF SONGS WITH MY FRIENDS. BUT PAYING FOR THE RIGHTS TO SING SONGS ON TELEVISION CAN BE VERY, VERY EXPENSIVE. AND FRANKLY, WE BLEW OUR BUDGET ON CATERING. SO TO KEEP COSTS DOWN, I LIKE TO SING TOTALLY FREE PUBLIC DOMAIN SONGS. AND HER TO — HERE TO HELP ME PLEASE WELCOME MY NEW BEST FRIEND MR. JAMIE FOXX. JAMIE FOXX, EVERYBODY. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) OH YEAH. WHOOO!>>James: HOW ARE YOU, JAMIE.>>I’M GREAT, BABY, WE IN…

  • Ricky Gervais And Stephen Go Head-To-Head On Religion
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    Ricky Gervais And Stephen Go Head-To-Head On Religion

    >>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE’RE HERE WITH RICKY GERVAIS. WE WERE TALKING BEFORE, ABOUT THIS TWEET BEFORE, THAT YOU LIKED THIS TWEET THAT WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU WERE GOING IT TO GO TO HELL, THAT IT SHOULD GET A KNIGHTHOOD. DO YOU HAVE ANY INTEREST IN A KNIGHTHOOD? BECAUSE A LOT OF– A LOT OF BRITISH PERFORMERS END UP, LIKE, GETTING A KNIGHTHOOD FOR SERVICE TO THE COMMUNITY OR DRAMA. DOES THAT INTEREST YOU?>>IT’S NOT LIKE IT WAS IN THE OLD DAYS. IF IT PLANTE I COULD GO DOWN THE STREET ON A HORSE WITH A SWORD KILLING PEOPLE, THEN, YES. BUT IT’S NOTHING. IT’S NOTHING– GIVE ME A BIG…

  • Flipped: 50 Cent Interviews Stephen Colbert
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    Flipped: 50 Cent Interviews Stephen Colbert

    >>HAY, I’M CURTIS “50 CENT” JACKSON. AND MY GUEST TONIGHT IS A FORMER CORRESPONDENT FOR “GOOD MORNING AMERICA” AND THE MOVIE “LOVE GURU.” PLEASE WELCOME STEPHEN COLBERT. ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: THANKS VERY MUCH. WOW!>>AGREEMENT TO HAVE YOU HERE, STEPHEN.>>Stephen: WHAT AN AMAZING AUDIENCE, UNBELIEVABLE.>>GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE, STEPHEN.>>Stephen: UNBELIEVABLE. YOU HAVE THE GREATEST BAND.>>THAT BAND IS PRETTY GOOD. I’VE BEEN WORKING WITH THESE GUYS.>>Stephen: WITHOUT A DOUBT.>>SO YOU’VE BEEN HOSTING “THE LATE SHOW”” FOR FOUR YEARS.>>Stephen: YEAH, SINCE– JUST ABOUT FOUR YEARS, YEAH.>>NUMBER ONE, IS THERE ANY PRESSURE TO STAY NUMBER ONE?>>Stephen: NO, IT JUST COMES NATURALLY ( LAUGHTER ).>>IT’S…

  • Donald And Melania Trump Hosted A Spooky Halloween Party
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    Donald And Melania Trump Hosted A Spooky Halloween Party

    ( APPLAUSE ) NOW, LAST NIGHT, THE PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY HOSTED THEIR THIRD HALLOWEEN AT THE WHITE HOUSE. IT’S KIND OF CUTE. IN KEEPING WITH TRADITION, TRUMP WELCOMED CHILDREN OF MILITARY FAMILIES, AS WELL AS LOCAL ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STUDENTS, FOR TRICK-OR-TREATING. WHAT A SPOOKY EXPERIENCE FOR THOSE CHILDREN! ( AS KID ) “IT’S THAT BIG, CREEPY HOUSE ON THE END OF THE BLOCK. THEY SAY THE OLD MAN WHO LIVES THERE WEARS HAIR MADE FROM DEAD PEOPLE!” ( LAUGHTER ) “HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S WEARING SOMEBODY ELSE’S SKIN!” ( LAUGHTER ) TO KICK THINGS OFF, THE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY WALKED OUT TO “THE ADDAMS FAMILY” THEME SONG.…

  • Republicans Run For Cover After Trump’s G-7 Doral Announcement
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    Republicans Run For Cover After Trump’s G-7 Doral Announcement

    WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW”! I AM YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT, AND IT IS WONDERFUL TO BE BACK. FEELS GOOD TO BE HERE WITH THESE GREAT PEOPLE. I’VE BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY. WAY OUT OF THE COUNTRY. NEW ZEALAND. OUT OF THE HEMISPHERE– BOTH OF THEM. I HAVE BEEN AS FAR FROM THE INSATIABLE BLACK HOLE OF NEWS THAT IS DONALD TRUMP AS YOU CAN GET ON THIS PLANET. ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, I’VE HEARD THERE HAVE BEEN SOME DEVELOPMENTS OVER THE LAST TEN DAYS THAT DID NOT GO SO WELL FOR DONNY, BUT TODAY, AT HIS FIRST CABINET MEETING SINCE THE IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS BEGAN, HE…

  • Did Trump End The Birther Controversy, Or Is That His Biggest Lie Yet?
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    Did Trump End The Birther Controversy, Or Is That His Biggest Lie Yet?

    YEAH, I’M VERY EXCITED. WE HAVE FIRST LADY MICHELLE OBAMA ON THE SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT.>>Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS. I’M SO EXCITED. THAT’S GOING TO BE INCREDIBLE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: SHE IS MY QUEEN. SHE IS LIKE THE BEYONCE OF PEOPLE WHO WILL TALK TO ME. ( LAUGHTER ) GOING TO BE A GREAT SHOW. PLEASE JOIN US. BUT I’M ALSO REAL EXCITED FOR OUR GUEST TONIGHT. CHRIS PRATT, SCOTT BAKULA, AND FREDERIK THE GREAT, THE WORLD’S MOST HANDSOME HORSE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I MEAN, DID YOU HEAR THAT?>>Jon: YEAH!>>Stephen: DO YOU FEEL THAT?>>Jon: YEAH.>>Stephen: THE EXCITEMENT IN THIS ROOM IS PALPABLE. JIM, CAN WE PUT…

  • The Trumps Go On A Royal Field Trip
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    The Trumps Go On A Royal Field Trip

    WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT, AND I’VE GOT TO SAY IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK. WE WERE ON BREAK LAST WEEK. I HAD A MARVELOUS TIME, FROM WHAT I REMEMBER. ( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF ) THE PRESIDENT HAS FLED THE COUNTRY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) KNOWING WE WERE BACK ON THE AIR! HE’S ON THE SECOND LEG OF A FOUR-NATION TOUR WE’RE CALLING — >>WHY IN THE WORLD IS DONALD TRUMP. ( LAUGHTER ) >>Stephen: AT THIS VERY MOMENT, DONALD TRUMP IS IN LONDON ON AN OFFICIAL STATE VISIT, AND TODAY WAS FULL OF ROYAL MIXERS, INCLUDING THIS AFTERNOON,…

  • Eminem Goes Nuclear on Trump (Like 10-Fold Nuclear)
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    Eminem Goes Nuclear on Trump (Like 10-Fold Nuclear)

    ALL RIGHT, THERE’S A LOT GOING ON IN THE NEWS. LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. AN ARTICLE TODAY REVEALED THAT DURING A NATIONAL SECURITY MEETING LAST SUMMER DONALD TRUMP SAID THAT HE WANTED TO INCREASE THE NUMBER OF AMERICA’S NUCLEAR WEAPONS BY TEN FOLD. TEN FOLD. TRUMP WOULD HAVE GONE HIGHER THAN TEN FOLD BUT HE RAN OUT OF FINGERS TO COUNT THEM ON. (LAUGHTER) NOW THIS WAS ALL PART OF THE SAME MEETING WITH SECRETARY OF STATE REX TILLERSON REPORTEDLY CALLED TRUMP A MORON. ALTHOUGH LET’S BE HONEST, WE’VE ALL HEARD DONALD TRUMP SPEAK, THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ANY MEETING. (LAUGHTER) TRUMP DENIES– (APPLAUSE) COME ON, NO — COME…