• Gaten Matarazzo Floats Ideas for Stranger Things Season 4
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    Gaten Matarazzo Floats Ideas for Stranger Things Season 4

    -Welcome back to the show, buddy. -Thank you for having me. -I love having you here. Oh, happy Halloween, by the way. -Happy Halloween. I got celebratory — -Yeah, you got a little orange on there. What would you be doing if you weren’t doing our show on Halloween? -Um… I’d probably be home eating way too much sugar and watching a lot of horror movies, most likely by myself. -Oh, really? Yeah. -Yeah. -You don’t go trick or treating? -No. -No. -Well, no. -You’re done with that? -Well, the thing is, is that, like, I never got to have a year where it was, like, oh, last year of…

  • Daenerys vs. Varys: Emilia Clarke Reveals Conleth Hill’s Coffee Cup-gate Confession
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    Daenerys vs. Varys: Emilia Clarke Reveals Conleth Hill’s Coffee Cup-gate Confession

    -Happy belated birthday. -Oh, thank you very much. Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ] -You had a fun birthday, right? -I had a really fun birthday. Yes. -I saw an Instagram from you. -Yes. -And kind of the Internet kind of went crazy. Because you said, “Reunions never looked this hairy.” -Mm-hmm. -This is a picture of you and Jason Momoa and Kit Harrington. -Indeed. -That is a — -I mean — It’s not bad. -That is a great reunion. -It’s not bad. Yeah. -What’s a night out with these guys — What’s it like? -Well, a night out with these guys is — There’s a lot of dancing.…

  • Co-Host Cardi B Tells Jokes In Jimmy’s Monologue
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    Co-Host Cardi B Tells Jokes In Jimmy’s Monologue

    -Here they are, Jimmy Fallon and Cardi B! [ Cheers and applause ] -♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪ -♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪ -♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪ -That feels good, doesn’t it? Cardi B! -♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪ -Hey, thank you very much! Oh, my goodness! Thank you very much. Please, thank you! Please, thank you. Please. ♪♪ Oh, my goodness. Oh! -Whoo! [ Cheers and applause ] -Welcome. Welcome, welcome to “The Tonight Show.” Cardi B is my co-host tonight. [ Cheers and applause ]…

  • Black Jeopardy with Drake – SNL
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    Black Jeopardy with Drake – SNL

    >>>WHAT UP? WHAT UP? WHAT UP? I’M YOUR HOST, DARNELL HAYES.>>AMIR. >>WHAT UP, BRO, BRO.>>KEELY. >>HI.>>AND JARED. >>YEAH, IT’S ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD TO BE HERE, DOG. I COULDN’T TAKE THE TCC. BUT I MADE IT OVER ANYWAYS. SO I’M EXCITED. DOG. >>WHAT’S GOING ON WITH YOUR ACCENT THERE, JARED? >>I’M CANADIAN. FROM TORONTO. I’M READY TO, I CAME TO PLAY. SO LET’S DO THIS, ALL RIGHT? >>WAIT, YOU ARE A BLACK CANADIAN? >>OBVIOUSLY, DAWG, LIKE, YO, THERE IS THOUSAND OF US. SURE YOU MET A FEW OF US BEFORE.>>NO. NEVER MET ONE. WELL, GOOD LUCK TO YOU. LET’S CHECK OUT CATEGORIES. WE GOT — IF IT IS SUNDAY. ALL RIGHT,…

  • Phoebe Waller-Bridge Might Revisit Her Fleabag Character Eventually
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    Phoebe Waller-Bridge Might Revisit Her Fleabag Character Eventually

    -You had a wonderful week. -Yeah, exactly. -The Emmys were just a delight. I was lucky enough to see you right after you won your first one. -Yes. -There was sort of a backstage bar, and I’m standing with Bill Hader, and you came in the room, and everybody’s very happy for you. And Bill said, “How are you?” And you had an Emmy in your hand and you said, “I’m really well.” [ Laughter ] And I thought that was a very honest yet also very British way of responding to how… -“Very well, thank you.” -…your night had been going. I mean, obviously, it was beyond your wildest…

  • George W. Bush Returns Cold Open – SNL
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    George W. Bush Returns Cold Open – SNL

    >>>AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH.>>>THANK YOU. IT IS I GEORGE W. BUSH. AND YOU MIGHT REMEMBER THE W STANDS FOR “WHAT’S UP”? I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING. WHAT THE HECK IS THIS HANDSOME DEVIL DOING BACK IN THE OVAL OFFICE? WELL, THE TRUTH IS, THIS IS JUST A SET. I HAD IT BUILT IN MY BASEMENT IN TEXAS SO I CAN PRETEND TO STILL BE PRESIDENT SOMETIMES. YOU KNOW THE WAY A COP MIGHT RETIRE BUT HE STILL FIRES HIS GUN INTO THE WOODS BEHIND HIS HOUSE. THESE ARE MY WOODS. AND THIS IS MY GUN. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DRINK MORE WATER. AND…

  • Kristen Stewart on Dead Stereotypes and Dropping F-Bombs While Hosting SNL
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    Kristen Stewart on Dead Stereotypes and Dropping F-Bombs While Hosting SNL

    -Thank you for dressing up. Oh, my gosh. You’re spooky. This is spooking me out. It’s freaky. Happy Halloween. What are you? -Okay, it has a really long explanation, which makes my costume, like, you know, very characteristically weird and awkward, because it’s not like I’m a dead baseball player. My girlfriend is a dead cheerleader. She’s, like, a fearleader. And she was like, “You know, when people ask us what we are, we should just be like, “Well, we’re socially irrelevant, hetero-normative gender roles that are dead. -Wow! Oh, my gosh. How 2019 of you. -I know. It’s embarrassing. -I’m so happy you dressed up. Do you normally —…

  • Dry Fridays – SNL
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    Dry Fridays – SNL

    >>ALL RIGHT. WHAT’S UP EVERYONE. SNAKE A SEAT IF YOU CAN. I’M HUNTER. CLASS OF ’19, AND WELCOME TO UCONN DRY FRIDAYS. I KNOW YOU’RE ALL HERE BECAUSE YOU WERE CAUGHT DRINKING IN THE DORMS BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN WE CAN’T HAVE SOME FUN. DANA’S GOT SOME ‘ZA FOR US. >>AND CHEESY BREAD! WHAT WHAT? >>NICE! SO IF IT’S YOUR FIRST TIME AT DRY FRIDAYS GO AHEAD AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND TELL US WHY YOU’RE HERE.>>OKAY. I CAN GO. I’M JENNA AND I GOT CAUGHT DRINKING A BEER IN MY SUITE. IT JUST SUCKS BECAUSE ‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE MY 21st BIRTHDAY.>>YEAH, ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY ON CAMPUS. WHAT’S UP, MAN?…