• Public Domain Songs w/ Jamie Foxx
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    Public Domain Songs w/ Jamie Foxx

    >>James: WELCOME BACK. NO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IF THERE IS ONE THING I LOVE IT’S GETTING ROMANTIC ON A COLD WINTER’S NIGHT AND IF THERE IS A SECOND THING I LOVE IT’S SINGING MEDLEYS OF SONGS WITH MY FRIENDS. BUT PAYING FOR THE RIGHTS TO SING SONGS ON TELEVISION CAN BE VERY, VERY EXPENSIVE. AND FRANKLY, WE BLEW OUR BUDGET ON CATERING. SO TO KEEP COSTS DOWN, I LIKE TO SING TOTALLY FREE PUBLIC DOMAIN SONGS. AND HER TO — HERE TO HELP ME PLEASE WELCOME MY NEW BEST FRIEND MR. JAMIE FOXX. JAMIE FOXX, EVERYBODY. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) OH YEAH. WHOOO!>>James: HOW ARE YOU, JAMIE.>>I’M GREAT, BABY, WE IN…

  • John Legend Serenades a Fan with a Love Song
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    John Legend Serenades a Fan with a Love Song

    Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. As you can see, I am not Ellen DeGeneres. But no worries. Guess who is here as your guest host this afternoon? People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive! [CHEERING] Yes, that’s me! [CHEERING] Now– stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Now, that’s a new title for me. I’m more commonly known as Chrissy Teigen’s husband. [CHEERING] Everywhere I go on tour, every appearance I make, I prepare for the look of disappointment when people find out that Chrissy is working or she’s at home with the kids and she’s not with me. It’s kind of like your look when you found out Ellen wasn’t hosting today.…

  • Ken Jeong Answers Audience Questions in ‘Ask Dr. Ken’
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    Ken Jeong Answers Audience Questions in ‘Ask Dr. Ken’

    Thank you, I am Ken Jeong, or as Ellen pronounces it, Ken Je-young. Now it is an honor to be guest hosting for Ellen, diggle in her generous. So– but as you can see Ellen isn’t here today. I want to tell you exactly what she’s going through, but you know my movie, The Hangover? You know that? Actually it’s not that. I just wanted to plug my movie The Hangover. So it’s doing amazing on DVD. Now Ellen has the day off, so obviously I was asked to fill in because apparently she and I wear the same size suit. Actually you know what? My wife and kids are…

  • Ricky Gervais And Stephen Go Head-To-Head On Religion
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    Ricky Gervais And Stephen Go Head-To-Head On Religion

    >>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE’RE HERE WITH RICKY GERVAIS. WE WERE TALKING BEFORE, ABOUT THIS TWEET BEFORE, THAT YOU LIKED THIS TWEET THAT WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU WERE GOING IT TO GO TO HELL, THAT IT SHOULD GET A KNIGHTHOOD. DO YOU HAVE ANY INTEREST IN A KNIGHTHOOD? BECAUSE A LOT OF– A LOT OF BRITISH PERFORMERS END UP, LIKE, GETTING A KNIGHTHOOD FOR SERVICE TO THE COMMUNITY OR DRAMA. DOES THAT INTEREST YOU?>>IT’S NOT LIKE IT WAS IN THE OLD DAYS. IF IT PLANTE I COULD GO DOWN THE STREET ON A HORSE WITH A SWORD KILLING PEOPLE, THEN, YES. BUT IT’S NOTHING. IT’S NOTHING– GIVE ME A BIG…

  • Co-Host Cardi B Tells Jokes In Jimmy’s Monologue
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    Co-Host Cardi B Tells Jokes In Jimmy’s Monologue

    -Here they are, Jimmy Fallon and Cardi B! [ Cheers and applause ] -♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪ -♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪ -♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪ -That feels good, doesn’t it? Cardi B! -♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪ -Hey, thank you very much! Oh, my goodness! Thank you very much. Please, thank you! Please, thank you. Please. ♪♪ Oh, my goodness. Oh! -Whoo! [ Cheers and applause ] -Welcome. Welcome, welcome to “The Tonight Show.” Cardi B is my co-host tonight. [ Cheers and applause ]…

  • Did Trump End The Birther Controversy, Or Is That His Biggest Lie Yet?
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    Did Trump End The Birther Controversy, Or Is That His Biggest Lie Yet?

    YEAH, I’M VERY EXCITED. WE HAVE FIRST LADY MICHELLE OBAMA ON THE SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT.>>Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS. I’M SO EXCITED. THAT’S GOING TO BE INCREDIBLE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: SHE IS MY QUEEN. SHE IS LIKE THE BEYONCE OF PEOPLE WHO WILL TALK TO ME. ( LAUGHTER ) GOING TO BE A GREAT SHOW. PLEASE JOIN US. BUT I’M ALSO REAL EXCITED FOR OUR GUEST TONIGHT. CHRIS PRATT, SCOTT BAKULA, AND FREDERIK THE GREAT, THE WORLD’S MOST HANDSOME HORSE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I MEAN, DID YOU HEAR THAT?>>Jon: YEAH!>>Stephen: DO YOU FEEL THAT?>>Jon: YEAH.>>Stephen: THE EXCITEMENT IN THIS ROOM IS PALPABLE. JIM, CAN WE PUT…

  • Guest Host Sean Hayes Negotiates His Salary with an Unsuspecting WB Accountant
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    Guest Host Sean Hayes Negotiates His Salary with an Unsuspecting WB Accountant

    Thank you. I am your guest host, Sean Hayes. Ellen isn’t here today. She’s at a Little League game with George W. Bush, so she’ll be back, I’m sure, at some point. I’ve got to say, I love doing the show. I really, really do. You always make me feel so welcome. So thank you. In fact, this is my third time hosting. So it’s– yeah. [APPLAUSE] Yeah. Thanks. It’s kind of like a third date, which means you guys better put out or it’s over, OK? But I do– I love having this platform. I love how Ellen sometimes uses it to discuss big issues affecting the country. And…

  • Eminem Goes Nuclear on Trump (Like 10-Fold Nuclear)
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    Eminem Goes Nuclear on Trump (Like 10-Fold Nuclear)

    ALL RIGHT, THERE’S A LOT GOING ON IN THE NEWS. LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. AN ARTICLE TODAY REVEALED THAT DURING A NATIONAL SECURITY MEETING LAST SUMMER DONALD TRUMP SAID THAT HE WANTED TO INCREASE THE NUMBER OF AMERICA’S NUCLEAR WEAPONS BY TEN FOLD. TEN FOLD. TRUMP WOULD HAVE GONE HIGHER THAN TEN FOLD BUT HE RAN OUT OF FINGERS TO COUNT THEM ON. (LAUGHTER) NOW THIS WAS ALL PART OF THE SAME MEETING WITH SECRETARY OF STATE REX TILLERSON REPORTEDLY CALLED TRUMP A MORON. ALTHOUGH LET’S BE HONEST, WE’VE ALL HEARD DONALD TRUMP SPEAK, THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ANY MEETING. (LAUGHTER) TRUMP DENIES– (APPLAUSE) COME ON, NO — COME…

  • Luke Bryan & Dierks Bentley Share The Secret To Hosting An Awards Show
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    Luke Bryan & Dierks Bentley Share The Secret To Hosting An Awards Show

    WELCOME BACK. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU ARE IN FOR A REAL TREAT TONIGHT. BECAUSE JOINING ME ARE TWO COUNTRY STARS WHO BETWEEN THEM HAVE 32 NUMBER ONE HITS. PLEASE WELCOME DIERKS BENTLEY AND LUKE BRYAN. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING BACK.>>GOOD TO BE BACK. MY FIRST TIME COUPLE TIME EVER.>>Stephen: EVER ON A SHOW?>>MY MOM IS FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW. SHE ALWAYS WANTED ME TO GET COUCH TIME.>>OTHER THAN A PSYCHIATRIST.>>Stephen: THAT’S NOT TOO BAD, EITHER. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THAT. YOU GUYS ARE HOSTING THE “ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS” THIS SUNDAY ON CBS. YOU GUYS HAVE BOTH HOSTED BEFORE, RIGHT?>>YEAH, THIS IS–…

  • Saoirse Ronan Tries To Teach Stephen An Irish Accent
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    Saoirse Ronan Tries To Teach Stephen An Irish Accent

    AMERICANS LOVE IRISH PEOPLE.>>EVEN THE WAY YOU SAID THAT IT SOUNDED VERY IRISH.>>Stephen: DID IT NOW?>>NOT BAD WITH THE OLD IRISH BROGUE THERE.>>Stephen: CAN YOU TEACH ME TO DO A REAL IRISH ACCENT?>>I COULD TRY. I COULD CERTAINLY TRY.>>Stephen: I COULD TRY.>>IT COULD BE A CHALLENGE.>>Stephen: IT COULD BE A CHALLENGE.>>WE’LL GIVE IT A GP G. BUT IT’S YOUR SHOW. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.>>Stephen: GIVE ME A WORD.>>DON’T TRY– STOP.>>Stephen: WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING NOW, STEPHEN.>>WHATEVER THAT IS, IT’S WRONG. SO WE’RE GOING TO DO THE RIGHT THING. THE FIRST THING YOU NEED TO REMEMBER, WHEN A LOT OF PEOPLE TRY TO DO AN IRISH ACCENT THEY ALWAYS SORT…