• Late Night Democratic Presidential Debate Round Two
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    Late Night Democratic Presidential Debate Round Two

    -CNN held the second round of Democratic presidential debates last week. And once again, they had to split it up into two groups. And my complaint was not enough candidates in one night. So I decided to hold a debate of my own. All 20 candidates are right here, right now, and they’re ready to go, so without further ado, here’s the “Late Night Democratic presidential debate.” [ Cheers and applause ] Welcome to the “Late Night 2020 Democratic presidential debate.” I’m your moderator, Seth Meyers. Congressman Delaney, let’s start with you. The latest polls have you at less than 1%. Who is still supporting your presidential campaign at this…

  • Words You Can’t Call Trump
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    Words You Can’t Call Trump

    THAT AFTER THE SHOW.>>ALL RIGHT.>>Jimmy: PRESIDENT TRUMP KICKED OFF HIS 2020 COMEDY TOUR LAST NIGHT IN ORLANDO. HE HAD A CAMPAIGN RALLY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AT THE AMWAY CENTER. THERE WERE MORE RED HATS AND DIRTY BEARDS THAN AT AN UNSANCTIONED SANTA CONVENTION. THE STADIUM CROWD HAD A CAPACITY OF 20,000, WHICH TRUMP CALLS IT A MILLION. IT WAS FULL. MANY WERE SAYING THE ATMOSPHERE WAS LIKE A MUSIC FESTIVAL. AND IT WAS LIKE A MUSIC FESTIVAL, SPECIFICALLY THE FYRE FESTIVAL. ELVIS PUT ON QUITE A SHOW. TRUMP WAS ON FIRE, AT LEAST HIS PANTS WERE. HE JUMPED FROM LIE TO LIE, HOT TOPIC TO HOT TOPIC LIKE JOY BEHAR…