• Flipped: 50 Cent Interviews Stephen Colbert
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    Flipped: 50 Cent Interviews Stephen Colbert

    >>HAY, I’M CURTIS “50 CENT” JACKSON. AND MY GUEST TONIGHT IS A FORMER CORRESPONDENT FOR “GOOD MORNING AMERICA” AND THE MOVIE “LOVE GURU.” PLEASE WELCOME STEPHEN COLBERT. ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: THANKS VERY MUCH. WOW!>>AGREEMENT TO HAVE YOU HERE, STEPHEN.>>Stephen: WHAT AN AMAZING AUDIENCE, UNBELIEVABLE.>>GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE, STEPHEN.>>Stephen: UNBELIEVABLE. YOU HAVE THE GREATEST BAND.>>THAT BAND IS PRETTY GOOD. I’VE BEEN WORKING WITH THESE GUYS.>>Stephen: WITHOUT A DOUBT.>>SO YOU’VE BEEN HOSTING “THE LATE SHOW”” FOR FOUR YEARS.>>Stephen: YEAH, SINCE– JUST ABOUT FOUR YEARS, YEAH.>>NUMBER ONE, IS THERE ANY PRESSURE TO STAY NUMBER ONE?>>Stephen: NO, IT JUST COMES NATURALLY ( LAUGHTER ).>>IT’S…

  • Phoebe Waller-Bridge Might Revisit Her Fleabag Character Eventually
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    Phoebe Waller-Bridge Might Revisit Her Fleabag Character Eventually

    -You had a wonderful week. -Yeah, exactly. -The Emmys were just a delight. I was lucky enough to see you right after you won your first one. -Yes. -There was sort of a backstage bar, and I’m standing with Bill Hader, and you came in the room, and everybody’s very happy for you. And Bill said, “How are you?” And you had an Emmy in your hand and you said, “I’m really well.” [ Laughter ] And I thought that was a very honest yet also very British way of responding to how… -“Very well, thank you.” -…your night had been going. I mean, obviously, it was beyond your wildest…

  • George W. Bush Returns Cold Open – SNL
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    George W. Bush Returns Cold Open – SNL

    >>>AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH.>>>THANK YOU. IT IS I GEORGE W. BUSH. AND YOU MIGHT REMEMBER THE W STANDS FOR “WHAT’S UP”? I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING. WHAT THE HECK IS THIS HANDSOME DEVIL DOING BACK IN THE OVAL OFFICE? WELL, THE TRUTH IS, THIS IS JUST A SET. I HAD IT BUILT IN MY BASEMENT IN TEXAS SO I CAN PRETEND TO STILL BE PRESIDENT SOMETIMES. YOU KNOW THE WAY A COP MIGHT RETIRE BUT HE STILL FIRES HIS GUN INTO THE WOODS BEHIND HIS HOUSE. THESE ARE MY WOODS. AND THIS IS MY GUN. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DRINK MORE WATER. AND…

  • Dry Fridays – SNL
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    Dry Fridays – SNL

    >>ALL RIGHT. WHAT’S UP EVERYONE. SNAKE A SEAT IF YOU CAN. I’M HUNTER. CLASS OF ’19, AND WELCOME TO UCONN DRY FRIDAYS. I KNOW YOU’RE ALL HERE BECAUSE YOU WERE CAUGHT DRINKING IN THE DORMS BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN WE CAN’T HAVE SOME FUN. DANA’S GOT SOME ‘ZA FOR US. >>AND CHEESY BREAD! WHAT WHAT? >>NICE! SO IF IT’S YOUR FIRST TIME AT DRY FRIDAYS GO AHEAD AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND TELL US WHY YOU’RE HERE.>>OKAY. I CAN GO. I’M JENNA AND I GOT CAUGHT DRINKING A BEER IN MY SUITE. IT JUST SUCKS BECAUSE ‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE MY 21st BIRTHDAY.>>YEAH, ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY ON CAMPUS. WHAT’S UP, MAN?…

  • Seth Meyers Talks Hosting in the Fast Cycle of Trump Era | THR News
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    Seth Meyers Talks Hosting in the Fast Cycle of Trump Era | THR News

    – Seth Meyers is weighing in on how he handles the fast pace of the news cycle these days under Donald Trump’s presidency. The late night host appeared at a conference hosted by CNN and spoke with Jake Tapper about reporting on news during Trump’s administration, saying, “You just try to be agile and react as it happens, “and it makes it a very exciting place to work, “and it’s a weird time to do it.” Meyers also notes that the Trump presidency has provided an ample supply of material for his show. “When we started my show, my biggest fear “was, are we going to fill an hour? “You…

  • Donald And Melania Trump Hosted A Spooky Halloween Party
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    Donald And Melania Trump Hosted A Spooky Halloween Party

    ( APPLAUSE ) NOW, LAST NIGHT, THE PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY HOSTED THEIR THIRD HALLOWEEN AT THE WHITE HOUSE. IT’S KIND OF CUTE. IN KEEPING WITH TRADITION, TRUMP WELCOMED CHILDREN OF MILITARY FAMILIES, AS WELL AS LOCAL ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STUDENTS, FOR TRICK-OR-TREATING. WHAT A SPOOKY EXPERIENCE FOR THOSE CHILDREN! ( AS KID ) “IT’S THAT BIG, CREEPY HOUSE ON THE END OF THE BLOCK. THEY SAY THE OLD MAN WHO LIVES THERE WEARS HAIR MADE FROM DEAD PEOPLE!” ( LAUGHTER ) “HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S WEARING SOMEBODY ELSE’S SKIN!” ( LAUGHTER ) TO KICK THINGS OFF, THE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY WALKED OUT TO “THE ADDAMS FAMILY” THEME SONG.…

  • Republicans Run For Cover After Trump’s G-7 Doral Announcement
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    Republicans Run For Cover After Trump’s G-7 Doral Announcement

    WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW”! I AM YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT, AND IT IS WONDERFUL TO BE BACK. FEELS GOOD TO BE HERE WITH THESE GREAT PEOPLE. I’VE BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY. WAY OUT OF THE COUNTRY. NEW ZEALAND. OUT OF THE HEMISPHERE– BOTH OF THEM. I HAVE BEEN AS FAR FROM THE INSATIABLE BLACK HOLE OF NEWS THAT IS DONALD TRUMP AS YOU CAN GET ON THIS PLANET. ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, I’VE HEARD THERE HAVE BEEN SOME DEVELOPMENTS OVER THE LAST TEN DAYS THAT DID NOT GO SO WELL FOR DONNY, BUT TODAY, AT HIS FIRST CABINET MEETING SINCE THE IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS BEGAN, HE…