>>THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.>>James: NO PROBLEM.>>I APPRECIATE IT. YOU’RE A REAL FRIEND. MUST BE A COOL DAD. MUST BE A VERY COOL DAD. A REAL COOL DAD. ♪ JUST SHOOT FOR THE STARS IF IT FEELS RIGHT ♪ AND AIM FOR MY HEART IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT ♪ TAKE ME AWAY AND MAKE IT OKAY ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I DON’T GIVE A– AND IT GOES LIKE THIS ♪ TAKE ME BY THE TONGUE AND I’LL KNOW YOU ♪ KISS ME ‘TIL YOU’RE DRUNK AND I’LL SHOW YOU ♪ ALL THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER I’VE GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER ♪ I’VE GOT THE MOVES…
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John Mulaney Stand-Up Monologue – SNL
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Celebrity Family Feud with Ariana Grande – SNL
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E! New Line Up – SNL
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Whiskers R We with Tiffany Haddish – SNL
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The Trumps Go On A Royal Field Trip
WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT, AND I’VE GOT TO SAY IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK. WE WERE ON BREAK LAST WEEK. I HAD A MARVELOUS TIME, FROM WHAT I REMEMBER. ( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF ) THE PRESIDENT HAS FLED THE COUNTRY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) KNOWING WE WERE BACK ON THE AIR! HE’S ON THE SECOND LEG OF A FOUR-NATION TOUR WE’RE CALLING — >>WHY IN THE WORLD IS DONALD TRUMP. ( LAUGHTER ) >>Stephen: AT THIS VERY MOMENT, DONALD TRUMP IS IN LONDON ON AN OFFICIAL STATE VISIT, AND TODAY WAS FULL OF ROYAL MIXERS, INCLUDING THIS AFTERNOON,…
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Mother Knows Best – SNL
>>YOU’RE WATCHING GAME SHOW NETWORK. MOTHER KNOWS BEST WHEN MOMS AND THEIR TEENS TEAM UP TO WIN CASH. HERE’S YOUR HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTEST. SHELBY McALLISTER. >>WELCOME TO MOTHER KNOWS BEST AND I’M ALSO A I TUBE SKETCH COMEDIAN AND SINCERE GENUINE SINGER. OKAY. TO FIND OUT WHAT OUR TEAMS ARE PLAYING FOR, LET’S CHECK IN WITH OUR ANNOUNCER, CUTIE PIE PAUL. >>DON’T CALL ME THAT. JUST PAUL, PLEASE. OUR TEAMS ARE PLAYING FOR A GRAND PRIZE OF $10,000. AGAIN, JUST PAUL.>>THANK YOU, CUTIE PIE PAUL. LET’S MEET TODAY’S TEAMS. FROM FOUNTAIN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA. SUMMER AND HER MOM, JACKIE. >>MY MOM CAN BE REALLY STRICT.>>IF WE DON’T WIN TODAY, SHE’S…
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Election Night – SNL
♪♪♪ >>>THIS IS “ELECTION NIGHT IN AMERICA.” >>I CAN’T BELIEVE AFTER ALL THIS IT’S GOING TO FINALLY BE OVER.>>I DON’T KNOW, WE’LL SEE. TRUMP’S ALREADY GOT LAWYERS TO FIGHT THE RESULTS. >>YEAH, DON’T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT OR I WILL LEAVE. >>GUYS. WE’RE ABOUT TO HAVE OUR FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT. LIKE THIS IS GOING TO BE A HISTORIC NIGHT.>>YEAH, YEAH. IT MIGHT AN HISTORIC NIGHT. BUT DON’T FORGET IT’S A BIG COUNTRY.>>MY FRIEND AT “THE HUFFINGTON POST” SAYS SHE WIN BUSY 5 POINTS. >>I DON’T KNOW, MY FRIEND AT SLATE SAYS SHE’LL WIN BY 3. >>OH, WELL, SHE’LL WIN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE FOR SURE BUT I GUESS THERE’S A NIGHTMARE…
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BTS: Mic Drop (Live) – SNL
>>>ONCE AGAIN, BTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>THANK YOU.
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Eminem Goes Nuclear on Trump (Like 10-Fold Nuclear)
ALL RIGHT, THERE’S A LOT GOING ON IN THE NEWS. LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. AN ARTICLE TODAY REVEALED THAT DURING A NATIONAL SECURITY MEETING LAST SUMMER DONALD TRUMP SAID THAT HE WANTED TO INCREASE THE NUMBER OF AMERICA’S NUCLEAR WEAPONS BY TEN FOLD. TEN FOLD. TRUMP WOULD HAVE GONE HIGHER THAN TEN FOLD BUT HE RAN OUT OF FINGERS TO COUNT THEM ON. (LAUGHTER) NOW THIS WAS ALL PART OF THE SAME MEETING WITH SECRETARY OF STATE REX TILLERSON REPORTEDLY CALLED TRUMP A MORON. ALTHOUGH LET’S BE HONEST, WE’VE ALL HEARD DONALD TRUMP SPEAK, THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ANY MEETING. (LAUGHTER) TRUMP DENIES– (APPLAUSE) COME ON, NO — COME…
