HELLO? IT’S ME. I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER ALL THESE YEARS YOU’D LIKE TO MEET. JUST HAVE A DRIVE AROUND. HELLO? HELLO FROM THE OUTSIDE. ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU IN A MINUTE. GREAT.>>HELLO. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: OH, THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT IT’S GOING TO BE FUN.>>GREAT.>>James: YOU ARE LOOKING FINE RIGHT NOW.>>THANK YOU VERY MUCH, JAMES.>>James: LOVING THIS BOB.>>OH, THANKS, THANKS, VERY MUCH.>>James: A TRIUMPH.>>DON’T I LOOK LIKE A MUM.>>James: I DON’T THINK SO. IT IS MORE MANAGEABLE.>>IT DRIES QUICKLY.>>James: THAN THE LIFE, YOU KNOW.>>I AM GOING TO USE MY HAIRLINE. I CAN’T WORK OUT IF I SHOULD WEAR A WIG WIG OR HAVE A WEAVE.>>James: I MEAN, WHAT…
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Sandra Oh’s Whirlwind Year Of Hosting Gigs
WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW! MY FIRST GUEST IS A GOLDEN GLOBE AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS YOU KNOW FROM “GREY’S ANATOMY,” “SIDEWAYS,” AND “KILLING EVE.”>>A LOT OF VEGETABLES. YEAH. ( MUSIC PLAYING ) ( MUSIC STOPPED )>>HEY! CAN WE TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU’REED OFF?>>I WANTED TO MAKE YOU DINNER TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A DICK.>>YOU WERE KIND OF DICK. GOOD NEWS, I WAS FIRED, SO WE CAN GO BACK TO JUST — BEING NORMAL.>>WELL, YOU CERTAINLY SEEM COMPLETELY NORMAL.>>STEPHEN: PLEASE WELCOME SANDRA OH! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>HI!>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>Stephen:…
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Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman – SNL
♪♪♪ >>THIS IS “BLACK JEOPARDY.”>>YEAH, ALL RIGHT, WHAT UP? WHAT UP? WHAT UP? WELCOME TO “BLACK JEOPARDY.” THE ONLY JEOPARDY WHERE OUR PRIZE MONEY IS PAID IN INSTALLMENTS. I’M YOUR HOST, DARNELL HAYES. TODAY’S CONTESTANTS ARE SHANICE. >>HEY.>>RASHAD. >>WHAT’S CRACKIN?>>AND, OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING. ALL THE WAY FROM WAKANDA IT’S T’CHALLA.>>GREETINGS DARNELL. I AM A BIG FAN OF THIS PROGRAM.>>BOY THIS MIGHT BE THE BLACKEST, “BLACK JEOPARDY” YET. ALL RIGHT, LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT OUR CATEGORIES. WE GOT, GROWN ASS. AW, HELL NO. FID’NA. GIRL, BYE. I AIN’T GOT IT. AND AS ALWAYS, WHITE PEOPLE. ALL RIGHT. SHANICE, YOU’RE OUR RETURNING CHAMP. YOU PICK.>>OKAY, LET’S GO TO AW,…
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‘The World’s Best’ Magician Justin Flom’s iPhone Card Trick
>>JAMES: WELCOME BACK. WE’RE HERE WITH MAGICIAN JUSTIN FLOM FROM “THE WORLD’S BEST,” WHICH AIRS WEDNESDAYS AT 8:00 PM ON CBS. JUSTIN, YOU BLEW ME AWAY WHEN I MET YOU ON THE SHOW.>>THANK YOU.>>James: TONIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR US HERE?>>YOU’RE AN ACTOR, BUT NOT WITH ME.>>James: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO DO. NOT A CLUE.>>WHICH ONE OF THESE LADIES SHOULD NAME A NUMBER FOR US.>>James: REBEL. REBEL, ONE TO TEN. NINE. GOOD. HOLD OUT YOUR HAND. I’LL COUNT DOWN NINE CARDS. WE’LL DO SOMETHING AMAZING WITH THE NINTH CARD. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE.>>James: OKAY. REBEL, I’M GOING TO TEAR THIS…
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Tiffany Haddish Monologue – SNL
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TIFFANY HADDISH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪>>WOO! THIS IS AN AMAZING NIGHT. I’M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. YOU MAY KNOW ME FROM A MOVIE CALLED “‘S GIRLS TRIP”. QUEEN LATIFAH, JADA PINKETT SMITH, REGINA HALL, AND ME, TIFFANY HADDISH. NOW, OUR MOVIE MADE OVER $100 MILLION PLUS. OKAY? I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE IS MY CUT OF THE MONEY? I HAVE NOT SEEN IT AT ALL YET. MY FRIENDS TELL ME YOU ARE BIG TIME. YOU BALLING, OUT OF CONTROL. I’M LOOKING AT MY BANK ACCOUNT, HUH-UH. THEY WERE LIKE GOOGLE YOURSELF. SHE WHERE YOU ARE AT IN LIFE. SO I GOOGLE MYSELF. IT…
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Billy Crystal’s Favorite Moment Hosting The Oscars
>>STEPHEN: WE’RE BACK WITH BILLY CRYSTAL. YOU AND I HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON IS WE BOTH LOST OUR FATHERS WHEN WE WERE QUITE YOUNG >>OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE A FUN SEGMENT.>>Stephen: I’M NOT NECESSARILY TALKING ABOUT THE LOSS. I WAS TEN.>>I WAS 15.>>Stephen: AT ANY AGE IT’S TERRIBLE, YOU’RE STILL DEVELOPING AS A PERSON, HOW YOU COMMUNICATE WITH THE WORLD. COMEDY DEFINITELY BECAME A WAY TO KEEP MY MOM HAPPY.>>ABSOLUTELY. BUT IT STARTED OUT BEFORE THAT. YOU START OUT TRYING TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS LAUGH. I THINK WE ALL TRY TO DO THAT. SO IF I COULD DO THAT WITH HER IN THE DARKEST OF THOSE DAYS,…
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Audience Q&A: Hosting the GRAMMYs
>>James: I TELL YOU WHAT THANKS FOR BEING HERE YOU’RE EXACTLY WHAT I NEED BECAUSE RIGHT NOW I’VE BEEN FEELING TIRED TODAY. I DON’T REALLY DRINK. I ENDED UP HAVING A LOT OF TRIRCHTION LAST NIGHT. IT WAS — AND I KNEW AT THE MOMENT, I KNEW AT THE MOMENT I WAS DRINKING THE DRINKS THAT THIS WAS A MISTAKE. BUT I TILL DID IT. FOOLISH. DID YOU WATCH THE SHOW LAST NIGHT REG?>>Reggie: YES, I WATCHED HALF OF IT AND THEN IT REPLAYED AND I WATCHED MOST OF THE OTHER PART.>>James: WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PERFORMANCE, WHAT DID YOU ENJOY?>>Reggie: MY FAVORITE MUSICAL PERFORMANCE, IT WAS JOHN LEDGED.>>James: AND…
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R. Kelly’s Outburst Didn’t Faze Gayle King
FOLKS, THIS IS ALWAYS A PLEASURE FOR ME. MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A COANCHOR OF “CBS THIS MORNING” WHO MADE NEW THIS WEEK WITH HER INTERVIEW OF R. KELLY. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE SHOW, OUR FRIEND GAYLE KING. (APPLAUSE) >>HELLO! (APPLAUSE) >>HELLO! HELLO, STEPHEN COLBERT.>>Stephen: THANKS FOR BEING HERE.>>I’M GLAD TO BE ARE HERE.>>Stephen: THIS MORNING, YOU HAD A BIG WEEK, THE SHOW HAD A BIG WEEK. EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT, EVEN MANY OF YOUR COLLEAGUES, WE HAD WILLIE GEIST HERE TONIGHT, HE WAS LIKE ALL HAIL GAYLE BECAUSE YOU HAD AN AMAZING SPER VIEW WITH R KEL’S.>>YES, CAN I SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO ME BACKSTAGE,…
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Stop Investigating Me! Or Else!
WELCOME, WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW,.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. WELL TODAY, THERE REALLY IS JUST ONE BIG STORY: AMERICA’S STEP-DADDY IS ANGRY.( LAUGHTER ) SEE, TRUMP AND CONGRESS HAVE BEEN IN A STANDOFF OVER INVESTIGATIONS. UNTIL NOW, TRUMP HAS BLOCKED EVERY REQUEST MADE BY HOUSE INVESTIGATORS AND DEMO-CRATES– THEM THERE DEMO-CRATES — THEY HAVE A PAINFUL CASE OF THE BLUE SUBPOENAS.( LAUGHTER ) SO THIS IS LEADING TO MORE AND MORE AND MORE OF THOSE DEMO-CRATES TO THROW UP THEIR HANDS AND CALL FOR IMPEACHMENT. SO, THIS MORNING, NANCY PELOSI HELD A MEETING TO CALM DOWN HER CAUCUS, AND SHE EMERGED TO SAY THIS:>>WE BELIEVE…
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Tom Cruise Forces James Corden to Skydive
>>James: OH MY GOD! OH [ BLEEP ]. OH [ BLEEP ]. OH [ BLEEP ]. [ MISSIO [ MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MUSIC ]>>James: I’M HERE IN PERRIS, CALIFORNIA, IT’S 110 DEGREES AND TODAY I’M ABOUT TO JUMP OUT OF AN AIRPLANE WITH TOM CRUISE AND I CAN’T QUITE BELIEVE I’M DOING THIS.>>YOU’RE HERE!>>James: I’M HERE.>>YOU MADE IT HERE.>>James: I’M HERE. I’M TERRIFIED. ARE WE GENUINELY DOING THIS?>>I’M IMPRESSED JAMES IS GOING SKYDIVING. I MEAN — BETWEEN YOU AND ME, I WAS HALF EXPECTING HIM TO TEXT ME AND TELL ME HE WAS CANCELING JAMES I WAS TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF TOM THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS. APPARENTLY I HAD…
