• Cobie Smulders Didn’t Know She Was Playing an Alien in Spider-Man
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    Cobie Smulders Didn’t Know She Was Playing an Alien in Spider-Man

    -Welcome back. How have you been? -I’ve been great. It’s lovely to be back. Thank you for having me. -How’s the fam? How’s the daughters? -Everybody’s doing great -How old are they now? -They’re 10 and almost 5. Getting double digits up in here. It’s crazy. Yeah, it’s crazy. -Happened so fast. Are they getting super psyched for the holidays? -Yeah. I feel like, you know, after Halloween, it’s just like a bullet into Christmas. I don’t know why we just go right over Thanksgiving. What happened? -Yeah, you’re right. -What happened with the most grateful — This is the grateful holiday of the year. We should be really celebrating…

  • Will Ferrell Ruined Christopher Walken’s Life with SNL’s More Cowbell Sketch
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    Will Ferrell Ruined Christopher Walken’s Life with SNL’s More Cowbell Sketch

    -Happy Thanksgiving. -Is it — Well, not yet. -No, no. -Coming up. -No, today is Thanksgiving. -It is? -Yeah, today. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving, man. Thanks for coming over. Thanks for coming over, man. -Did you make any food, or — -I have just liquids, just — -Yeah. -I just pureed some turkey and stuff — -Happy Thanksgiving. -Happy Thanksgiving. What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Anything cool? -Yeah, super cool stuff. [ Laughter ] -Yeah, man. -Hold on. Listen to this. I’m going to the house where my wife grew up in Boston. -There you go, man. [ Howls ] [ Cheers and applause ] [ Imitates air horn…

  • Public Domain Songs w/ Jamie Foxx
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    Public Domain Songs w/ Jamie Foxx

    >>James: WELCOME BACK. NO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IF THERE IS ONE THING I LOVE IT’S GETTING ROMANTIC ON A COLD WINTER’S NIGHT AND IF THERE IS A SECOND THING I LOVE IT’S SINGING MEDLEYS OF SONGS WITH MY FRIENDS. BUT PAYING FOR THE RIGHTS TO SING SONGS ON TELEVISION CAN BE VERY, VERY EXPENSIVE. AND FRANKLY, WE BLEW OUR BUDGET ON CATERING. SO TO KEEP COSTS DOWN, I LIKE TO SING TOTALLY FREE PUBLIC DOMAIN SONGS. AND HER TO — HERE TO HELP ME PLEASE WELCOME MY NEW BEST FRIEND MR. JAMIE FOXX. JAMIE FOXX, EVERYBODY. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) OH YEAH. WHOOO!>>James: HOW ARE YOU, JAMIE.>>I’M GREAT, BABY, WE IN…

  • Tyler Perry Studios to Host Democratic Debate
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    Tyler Perry Studios to Host Democratic Debate

    -You guys, we have a great show for you tonight. Henry Golding is here. -Oh. -Noomi Rapace is here. [ Cheers and applause ] And we have magic from Dan White. -Ooh. [ Cheers and applause ] -It’s great. Dan’s been very busy lately. Dan — he keeps getting calls from one guy saying, [ As Trump ] “Can you make the impeachment disappear?” It’s amazing. He doesn’t know who it is. Guys, the 2020 election is less than a year away, so one year from today, either Democrats or Republicans will claim that they’re moving to Canada then just continue to go about their lives. [ Laughter ] And…

  • Side Effects May Include w/ The Jonas Brothers
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    Side Effects May Include w/ The Jonas Brothers

    ♪ OKAY. IS ANYBODY HERE THINKING OF FORMING A BAND WITH YOUR BROTHERS? ANYONE? (APPLAUSE) IF YOU ARE THINKING OF FORMING A PANNED WITH YOUR BROTHERS YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTEDS AND THOSE– I CAN’T, THIS FEELS A BIT WEIRD FOR ME DOING THISMENT BECAUSE I HAVE ONLY GOT SISTERS. I GOT ONE OLDER, ONE YOUNGER, THIS SAY WEIRD ONE FOR ME. I THINK I MIGHT NEED SOME HELP.>>I THINK I CAN HELP WITH THAT, JAMES. (APPLAUSE).>>James: JOE, I DISN SEE YOU THERE.>>I’M HERE TOO, JAMES.>>James: WHAT? WHAT?>>THANK YOU.>>James: THIS SIN SAIN. IT IS SO WEIRD BECAUSE NORMALLY I JUST LOOK STRAIGHT DOWN THE CAMERA, SO I…

  • Ricky Gervais And Stephen Go Head-To-Head On Religion
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    Ricky Gervais And Stephen Go Head-To-Head On Religion

    >>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE’RE HERE WITH RICKY GERVAIS. WE WERE TALKING BEFORE, ABOUT THIS TWEET BEFORE, THAT YOU LIKED THIS TWEET THAT WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU WERE GOING IT TO GO TO HELL, THAT IT SHOULD GET A KNIGHTHOOD. DO YOU HAVE ANY INTEREST IN A KNIGHTHOOD? BECAUSE A LOT OF– A LOT OF BRITISH PERFORMERS END UP, LIKE, GETTING A KNIGHTHOOD FOR SERVICE TO THE COMMUNITY OR DRAMA. DOES THAT INTEREST YOU?>>IT’S NOT LIKE IT WAS IN THE OLD DAYS. IF IT PLANTE I COULD GO DOWN THE STREET ON A HORSE WITH A SWORD KILLING PEOPLE, THEN, YES. BUT IT’S NOTHING. IT’S NOTHING– GIVE ME A BIG…

  • Gaten Matarazzo Floats Ideas for Stranger Things Season 4
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    Gaten Matarazzo Floats Ideas for Stranger Things Season 4

    -Welcome back to the show, buddy. -Thank you for having me. -I love having you here. Oh, happy Halloween, by the way. -Happy Halloween. I got celebratory — -Yeah, you got a little orange on there. What would you be doing if you weren’t doing our show on Halloween? -Um… I’d probably be home eating way too much sugar and watching a lot of horror movies, most likely by myself. -Oh, really? Yeah. -Yeah. -You don’t go trick or treating? -No. -No. -Well, no. -You’re done with that? -Well, the thing is, is that, like, I never got to have a year where it was, like, oh, last year of…

  • The Harshest Burns from the Roast of Justin Bieber
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    The Harshest Burns from the Roast of Justin Bieber

    What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. [laughter and applause] It’s an honor to be at a roast hosted by Shaq’s dick. Wow, Ludacris and Snoop Dogg are here. If I was 38, I’d be freaking out right now. You might know Ludacris from your mom’s That’s What I Call Music CD. Come on, let’s hear it for Shaq, right? [cheers and applause] Thanks for being here and taking a break from throwing barrels at Super Mario. [laughs] [laughs] Please don’t eat me. Shaq has shattered eight backboards and 79 cervixes. Snoop’s son just got…