• Carpool Karaoke w/ Adam Levine
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    Carpool Karaoke w/ Adam Levine

    >>THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.>>James: NO PROBLEM.>>I APPRECIATE IT. YOU’RE A REAL FRIEND. MUST BE A COOL DAD. MUST BE A VERY COOL DAD. A REAL COOL DAD. ♪ JUST SHOOT FOR THE STARS IF IT FEELS RIGHT ♪ AND AIM FOR MY HEART IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT ♪ TAKE ME AWAY AND MAKE IT OKAY ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I DON’T GIVE A– AND IT GOES LIKE THIS ♪ TAKE ME BY THE TONGUE AND I’LL KNOW YOU ♪ KISS ME ‘TIL YOU’RE DRUNK AND I’LL SHOW YOU ♪ ALL THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER I’VE GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER ♪ I’VE GOT THE MOVES…

  • The Trumps Go On A Royal Field Trip
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    The Trumps Go On A Royal Field Trip

    WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT, AND I’VE GOT TO SAY IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK. WE WERE ON BREAK LAST WEEK. I HAD A MARVELOUS TIME, FROM WHAT I REMEMBER. ( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF ) THE PRESIDENT HAS FLED THE COUNTRY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) KNOWING WE WERE BACK ON THE AIR! HE’S ON THE SECOND LEG OF A FOUR-NATION TOUR WE’RE CALLING — >>WHY IN THE WORLD IS DONALD TRUMP. ( LAUGHTER ) >>Stephen: AT THIS VERY MOMENT, DONALD TRUMP IS IN LONDON ON AN OFFICIAL STATE VISIT, AND TODAY WAS FULL OF ROYAL MIXERS, INCLUDING THIS AFTERNOON,…

  • Kelly Clarkson Announces Her Own Daytime Talk Show
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    Kelly Clarkson Announces Her Own Daytime Talk Show

    -First of all, congrats on “The Voice.” -Thank you. -Your first season out of the gate, you won. -Well, thank you. -I mean, well, please. Oh, my God. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Apparently, it’s all I know how to do, Jimmy. I’m just kidding. -You were bringing her on — -I totally jinxed myself… -No. -…for this season. -That was the first person that you turned your chair around for. -Brynn was the first person I — I turned my chair for, yeah. And then I — It wouldn’t have mattered. Like, honestly, I didn’t do anything. Brynn would have won on anyone’s team. She’s magical, so… -And…

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    “Idris Elba as James Bond?” – (Afraid Of The Dark on Netflix) – TREVOR NOAH

    Cause I’ve never been to a place where there were no black people before It actually made me realize… There had been an issue That I’ve been grappling with for so long. And now finally, I had a…. another answer. and that issue…. was that of James Bond. I’m a big fan! of 007. License To Kill. loved it my whole life started with Peirce Brosnan then went back and watched Connery’s, and Lazenby’s, and everyone all the way through to Daniel Craig. and I love… James Bond. and when I found out that Daniel Craig no longer wanted to be James Bond, I was.. I was heartbroken! until I…

  • 3 Jokes That Make People Instantly Like You
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    3 Jokes That Make People Instantly Like You

    Ellen Degeneres is one of the most likeable hosts on television and it’s largely due to the types of the jokes she makes. Almost every host is funny but Ellen’s style of comedy has a way of it instantly endearing her guests to her. With… Where will you raise the boy? (laughs) You are funny, Ellen. So today we’re going to talk about the most common types of jokes that Ellen makes, how you can use those jokes to get people to immediately like you, and some habits that you can work on to generally be funnier and more positive throughout your day. So let’s start with the obvious —…

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    Jimmy Interviews Fortnite World Cup Solo Champion Kyle “Bugha” Giersdorf

    -Congratulations on winning. -Thank you. -This is the trophy right here. Do you mind if I bring it up? -That’s good. -Wow! It’s actually really heavy. Look at this. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Yeah. -Yeah, just set it right there. -That’s really heavy. -Yeah. -Wow. What a great trophy. What are you going to do with this? -Probably hang it up somewhere or, like, put it on, like, one of my desks. -You can’t hang this thing. It’s 100 pounds. -Yeah, yeah, I can’t hang — -You have to lean it against — It’s so heavy. You got to build a whole new room around it. I want…

  • Eminem Goes Nuclear on Trump (Like 10-Fold Nuclear)
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    Eminem Goes Nuclear on Trump (Like 10-Fold Nuclear)

    ALL RIGHT, THERE’S A LOT GOING ON IN THE NEWS. LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. AN ARTICLE TODAY REVEALED THAT DURING A NATIONAL SECURITY MEETING LAST SUMMER DONALD TRUMP SAID THAT HE WANTED TO INCREASE THE NUMBER OF AMERICA’S NUCLEAR WEAPONS BY TEN FOLD. TEN FOLD. TRUMP WOULD HAVE GONE HIGHER THAN TEN FOLD BUT HE RAN OUT OF FINGERS TO COUNT THEM ON. (LAUGHTER) NOW THIS WAS ALL PART OF THE SAME MEETING WITH SECRETARY OF STATE REX TILLERSON REPORTEDLY CALLED TRUMP A MORON. ALTHOUGH LET’S BE HONEST, WE’VE ALL HEARD DONALD TRUMP SPEAK, THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ANY MEETING. (LAUGHTER) TRUMP DENIES– (APPLAUSE) COME ON, NO — COME…

  • The Two Sides of Canada | Patriot Act With Hasan Minhaj | Netflix
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    The Two Sides of Canada | Patriot Act With Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

    Here’s why I’ve come here, Mr. Prime Minister. I will say this, as far as major world leaders go… you’ve got significant clout. And I’m gonna be real with you. It’s…it’s a lot of the looks. In comparison to some of these world leaders, there are some straight uncles walking around. We got some ugos. They don’t carry themselves like you. A lot of them remind me of my friends’ dads. So, I’m going to show you some photos, we’re playing a game here. Okay. You have to tell me, “Is this a world leader or is this my friend’s dad?” Okay. World leader or my friend’s dad? I believe…

  • Watch John Mulaney Fully Miss His Cue in His First SNL Sketch
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    Watch John Mulaney Fully Miss His Cue in His First SNL Sketch

    -Here you are — you’re hosting “Saturday night live” this week for the second time. -Second time, which is great. I was nervous. Some people don’t get to come back. -That’s true. They do controversial things, like they tear up a picture of the pope or they are Robert Blake. And they don’t get to — [ Laughter ] They don’t get to be on the show again. [ Laughter ] -“They are Robert Blake.” -They are Robert Blake, the person. -No, exactly. But I mean, you should be kind of used to it. You were a writer on “Saturday Night Live” in 2009, I want to say. -Yeah, from…

  • Lilly Singh Spills the Tea About Her New NBC Late-Night Show
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    Lilly Singh Spills the Tea About Her New NBC Late-Night Show

    -Amazing stuff happening. But tonight, and I’m so happy you chose our show, you have a big announcement. -I do. I mean a lot of things — [ Drumroll ] Don’t start so soon! Oh, my God! You’re giving me a heart attack already. Gee, Quest over there, he’s like, “Let’s go. Let’s keep it rolling.” Well, yeah, I do have a big announcement. I mean, I’ve done a lot of exciting things this year. You know, I’ve started my own production company, called Unicorn Island Productions. -Yeah. Unicorn Island. -And so, I’m really into just creating dope things. And so, I did I want to announce something on this…