• EXCLUSIVE Ron Burgundy Stand Up Comedy
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    EXCLUSIVE Ron Burgundy Stand Up Comedy

    ♪ ♪>>Jimmy: WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU — A LEGENDARY BROADCASTER WHO NOW HOSTS WHAT PODCAST FANCY MAGAZINE CALLS THE GREATEST PODCAST OF ALL TIME — THE 2ND SEASON OF “THE RON BURGUNDY PODCAST” KICKS OFF TODAY ON I-HEART-RADIO — MAKING HIS LATE-NIGHT TV STAND-UP COMEDY DEBUT. PLEASE WELCOME RON BURGUNDY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>THANK YOU! THANK YOU! OH, THAT’S SO NICE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WOW, PLEASE, STANDING OVATION, GET OUT OF TOWN. MUCH DESERVED. MUCH DESERVED. THANK YOU. PLEASE. THANK YOU. HOW IS, HOW IS EVERYONE TONIGHT? GOOD? YEAH? GREAT. JIMMY KIMMEL, EVERYONE, ONE OF THE GREATS, RIGHT? JIMMY KIMMEL. ONE OF THE…

  • Jimmy Kimmel – Mayor of Dildo!
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    Jimmy Kimmel – Mayor of Dildo!

    BUT OUR FOCUS THIS WEEK IS NOT ON AMERICAN POLITICS. IT’S ON CANADIAN POLITICS. THIS IS A HISTORIC NIGHT. MOMENTS FROM NOW I WILL FIND OUT IF I WILL BE NAMED THE FIRST-EVER MAYOR OF A SMALL TOWN IN NEWFOUNDLAND, A TOWN KNOWN AS DILDO. THAT IS THE REAL NAME. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND I’LL SAY SOMETHING. WHAT STARTED AS A SILLY JOKE HAS TURNED INTO A SILLY JOKE THAT ABC SPENT LIKE $100,000 ON. SO, IN A WAY, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, I’VE ALREADY WON. BUT SOMEONE TOLD ME YESTERDAY, YOU’RE REALLY MILKING THIS DILDO, TO WHICH I RESPONDED, MOM, YOU’RE BEING GROSS. BUT RUNNING UNOPPOSED, AT LEAST I…

  • Peyton Manning on Hosting the 2017 ESPYS
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    Peyton Manning on Hosting the 2017 ESPYS

    [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: WE’RE BACK WITH THE GREAT PEYTON MANNING. PEYTON, TOMORROW NIGHT YOU ARE HOSTING THE ESPYs. THIS IS A LIVE TELEVISION EVENT. WELL, YOU’VE BEEN ON MORE LIVE TELEVISION EVENTS PROBABLY THAN ANYONE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.>>SCREWED UP LIVE A LOT. SUNDAY AFTERNOONS.>>Jimmy: NOTHING EVER GOES PERFECTLY. IT’S ALWAYS — THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING. BUT THIS IS A BIG DEAL. DO YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE ABOUT IT?>>WELL, IT’S A LOT LIKE A GAME WEEK. I CAN REALLY RELATE TO IT. YOU DO PUT A LOT OF TIME IN PREPARING AND REHEARSING AND KIND OF DECIDING WHAT PLAYS MIGHT WORK AND WHAT WON’T WORK. BUT I’VE BEEN…

  • Selena Gomez and Jimmy Cry While Eating Spicy Wings (Hot Ones)
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    Selena Gomez and Jimmy Cry While Eating Spicy Wings (Hot Ones)

    -Selena, have you ever seen the show on YouTube called “Hot Ones”? -No. -On the show — it’s a great show, it’s really funny — you eat spicy chicken wings that get hotter as you go, all while answering questions about yourself. -I’m going to regret this. [ Laughter ] -No, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we should try it right now. -All right, let’s do it, yes. -Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the host of “Hot Ones,” Sean Evans, right there! [ Cheers and applause ] Thank you for being here. I’m a fan. Please, thank you for this, and please take it easy on us. -All…

  • Neil Patrick Harris on Hosting the Oscars and Kimmel
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    Neil Patrick Harris on Hosting the Oscars and Kimmel

    >>THANK YOU!>>Jimmy: I LIKE THAT CHARACTER. THAT WHOLE LOOK, ACTUALLY.>>I LOVE DOING THAT SERIES, UNFORTUNATE EVENTS. THEY GIVE US CREATIVE FREEDOM AND WE’RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SEASON THREE AND THERE ARE ONLY THREE SEASONS. WHAT YOU SEE, IT LAUNCHES LATER THIS MONTH. I DO ALL KINDS OF CRAZY CHARACTERS AND I GET TO PLAY COUNT OLAF WHICH IS INCREDIBLY NEFARIOUS AND DISTURBING. MY NAYS ARE LONG.>>Jimmy: YOU HAVE LONG NAILS. THAT’S FOR THE CHARACTER?>>FOR THE SHOW. PRESS ON NAILS WOULD BE SUPER WEIRD. IT’S NOT FUN WHEN I WAKE UP AND HAVE ACCIDENTALLY SCRATCHED MY FOREHEAD. AND HAVE LIKE A HARRY POTTER…

  • Jimmy Kimmel’s Full Interview with Kanye West
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    Jimmy Kimmel’s Full Interview with Kanye West

    OUR FIRST GUEST IS ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED MEN IN THE WORLD. HE IS A MULTI-AWARD-WINNING RECORDING ARTIST, FASHION DESIGNER AND SHOE SALESMAN. HIS NEW ALBUM IS CALLED “YE.” PLEASE WELCOME KANYE WEST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪>>Jimmy: FIRST OF ALL — THANKS FOR BEING HERE AND THANK YOU FOR THE SHOES. NOBODY EVER BRINGS ME SHOES, YOU BROUGHT ME SHOES, THAT’S VERY NICE OF YOU, VERY KIND. I’LL TELL YOU A STORY AND THIS IS HONESTLY TRUE. THE LAST TIME, A FEW YEARS AGO YOU SENT ME A PAIR OF YEEZYS. I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HAD MORE PEOPLE COME UP AND TALK TO ME THAN…

  • Trump Losing $3-5 Billion as President
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    Trump Losing $3-5 Billion as President

    >>Jimmy: THAT’S DAVE SALMONY. YOU KNOW, PRESIDENT TRUMP TOOK A FIELD TRIP TO BASK IN THE GLOW OF WORKERS AT A PETROCHEMICALS PLANT. HE WAS THERE TO TALK ENERGY. AND OF COURSE IMMEDIATELY STEERED THE CONVERSATION FROM ENERGY TO HIMSELF. AND WE MAKE A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT THIS PRESIDENT, BUT IT’S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER JUST HOW MUCH HE’S SACRIFICED FOR THE GOOD OF US.>>THIS THING IS COSTING ME A FORTUNE BEING PRESIDENT. SOMEBODY SAID OH, HE MIGHT HAVE RENTED A ROOM TO A MAN FROM SAUDI ARABIA FOR $500. WHAT ABOUT THE $5 BILLION THAT I’LL LOSE? YOU KNOW, IT’S PROBABLY GOING TO COST ME, INCLUDING UPSIDE, DOWN SIDE…

  • Jennifer Aniston on Jimmy Kimmel Hosting the Oscars
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    Jennifer Aniston on Jimmy Kimmel Hosting the Oscars

    >>Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING?>>WHOO.>>Jimmy: GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE THE YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.>>THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>THANK YOU.>>Jimmy: GENUINE AFFECTION.>>BEAUTIFUL.>>Jimmy: THAT MOVIE, I WANT TO THE PREMIERE LAST NIGHT. THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME.>>YOU DID!>>Jimmy: IT IS SO GREAT. SO FUNNY. GENUINELY HILARIOUS THROUGHOUT THE FILM.>>LOT OF LAUGHTER. A GOOD THING. WHICH WE NEED RIGHT NOW.>>Jimmy: THAT’S RIGHT. YOU ARE HERE TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT, KIND OF GREAT AGAIN, YEAH.>>YEAH. AGAIN.>>Jimmy: AGAIN.>>I HAVE TO ASK YOU, SAW YOU LAST NIGHT. FORGOT TO SAY, YOU ARE HOSTING THE OSCARS.>>Jimmy: I BETTER WRITE SOME JOKES.>>DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?>>Jimmy: THE FIRST I AM HEARING OF IT.>>I AM SO EXCITED I…

  • Alec Baldwin on Hosting the Oscars
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    Alec Baldwin on Hosting the Oscars

    SHE’S VERY FUNNY.>>Jimmy: YOU HOSTED THE OSCARS. WHAT YEAR WAS THAT?>>LIKE 2010 I DID IT WITH STEVE.>>Jimmy: AND AFTERWARDS, DID YOU FEEL LIKE IT WAS A POSITIVE EXPERIENCE?>>IT’S AN UNUSUAL EXPERIENCE. YOU’RE IN THE HOUSE AND YOU’RE ON TV. AND THE OSCARS ARE BEAMED OUT TO COUNTLESS OSCAR PARTIES IN PEOPLE’S HOME. THAT’S ONE THING. THE SCARS IN THE ROOM IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT. SOMEBODY IN YOUR STAFF POINTED OUT. BY THE TIME IT’S OVER, YOU’RE IN A ROOM WITH TEN WINNERS AND 250 LOSERS. A LOT OF LOSERS THERE. BUT THE THING I LOVED ABOUT IT, SINCERELY. WE WOULD TAKE A BREAK AND I WOULD BOLT DOWN THE STAIRS…

  • Words You Can’t Call Trump
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    Words You Can’t Call Trump

    THAT AFTER THE SHOW.>>ALL RIGHT.>>Jimmy: PRESIDENT TRUMP KICKED OFF HIS 2020 COMEDY TOUR LAST NIGHT IN ORLANDO. HE HAD A CAMPAIGN RALLY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AT THE AMWAY CENTER. THERE WERE MORE RED HATS AND DIRTY BEARDS THAN AT AN UNSANCTIONED SANTA CONVENTION. THE STADIUM CROWD HAD A CAPACITY OF 20,000, WHICH TRUMP CALLS IT A MILLION. IT WAS FULL. MANY WERE SAYING THE ATMOSPHERE WAS LIKE A MUSIC FESTIVAL. AND IT WAS LIKE A MUSIC FESTIVAL, SPECIFICALLY THE FYRE FESTIVAL. ELVIS PUT ON QUITE A SHOW. TRUMP WAS ON FIRE, AT LEAST HIS PANTS WERE. HE JUMPED FROM LIE TO LIE, HOT TOPIC TO HOT TOPIC LIKE JOY BEHAR…