• ‘The World’s Best’ Magician Justin Flom’s iPhone Card Trick
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    ‘The World’s Best’ Magician Justin Flom’s iPhone Card Trick

    >>JAMES: WELCOME BACK. WE’RE HERE WITH MAGICIAN JUSTIN FLOM FROM “THE WORLD’S BEST,” WHICH AIRS WEDNESDAYS AT 8:00 PM ON CBS. JUSTIN, YOU BLEW ME AWAY WHEN I MET YOU ON THE SHOW.>>THANK YOU.>>James: TONIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR US HERE?>>YOU’RE AN ACTOR, BUT NOT WITH ME.>>James: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO DO. NOT A CLUE.>>WHICH ONE OF THESE LADIES SHOULD NAME A NUMBER FOR US.>>James: REBEL. REBEL, ONE TO TEN. NINE. GOOD. HOLD OUT YOUR HAND. I’LL COUNT DOWN NINE CARDS. WE’LL DO SOMETHING AMAZING WITH THE NINTH CARD. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE.>>James: OKAY. REBEL, I’M GOING TO TEAR THIS…

  • Selena Gomez and Jimmy Cry While Eating Spicy Wings (Hot Ones)
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    Selena Gomez and Jimmy Cry While Eating Spicy Wings (Hot Ones)

    -Selena, have you ever seen the show on YouTube called “Hot Ones”? -No. -On the show — it’s a great show, it’s really funny — you eat spicy chicken wings that get hotter as you go, all while answering questions about yourself. -I’m going to regret this. [ Laughter ] -No, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we should try it right now. -All right, let’s do it, yes. -Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the host of “Hot Ones,” Sean Evans, right there! [ Cheers and applause ] Thank you for being here. I’m a fan. Please, thank you for this, and please take it easy on us. -All…

  • Big Sean: Single Again
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    Big Sean: Single Again

    -He is one of our favorites. Here with the TV debut of his new song, “Single Again,” give it up for Big Sean! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -What happens when it’s too good to throw away? You either let it go bad or go away. I need to pray. ♪ Take my time, take my time, I’m-a take my time ♪ ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ ♪ I’m single again ♪ ♪ Told ’em we’ll be better off friends ♪ ♪ Maybe I should just focus on me ♪ ♪ And slow down, don’t rush romance ♪ ♪ I’m single again ♪ ♪ Told ’em that we…

  • Billy Crystal’s Favorite Moment Hosting The Oscars
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    Billy Crystal’s Favorite Moment Hosting The Oscars

    >>STEPHEN: WE’RE BACK WITH BILLY CRYSTAL. YOU AND I HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON IS WE BOTH LOST OUR FATHERS WHEN WE WERE QUITE YOUNG >>OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE A FUN SEGMENT.>>Stephen: I’M NOT NECESSARILY TALKING ABOUT THE LOSS. I WAS TEN.>>I WAS 15.>>Stephen: AT ANY AGE IT’S TERRIBLE, YOU’RE STILL DEVELOPING AS A PERSON, HOW YOU COMMUNICATE WITH THE WORLD. COMEDY DEFINITELY BECAME A WAY TO KEEP MY MOM HAPPY.>>ABSOLUTELY. BUT IT STARTED OUT BEFORE THAT. YOU START OUT TRYING TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS LAUGH. I THINK WE ALL TRY TO DO THAT. SO IF I COULD DO THAT WITH HER IN THE DARKEST OF THOSE DAYS,…

  • Audience Q&A: Hosting the GRAMMYs
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    Audience Q&A: Hosting the GRAMMYs

    >>James: I TELL YOU WHAT THANKS FOR BEING HERE YOU’RE EXACTLY WHAT I NEED BECAUSE RIGHT NOW I’VE BEEN FEELING TIRED TODAY. I DON’T REALLY DRINK. I ENDED UP HAVING A LOT OF TRIRCHTION LAST NIGHT. IT WAS — AND I KNEW AT THE MOMENT, I KNEW AT THE MOMENT I WAS DRINKING THE DRINKS THAT THIS WAS A MISTAKE. BUT I TILL DID IT. FOOLISH. DID YOU WATCH THE SHOW LAST NIGHT REG?>>Reggie: YES, I WATCHED HALF OF IT AND THEN IT REPLAYED AND I WATCHED MOST OF THE OTHER PART.>>James: WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PERFORMANCE, WHAT DID YOU ENJOY?>>Reggie: MY FAVORITE MUSICAL PERFORMANCE, IT WAS JOHN LEDGED.>>James: AND…

  • 2013 NPH Emmys Skit “Excessive Hosting Disorder”
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    2013 NPH Emmys Skit “Excessive Hosting Disorder”

    >>IT CAN AFFECT ANYONE.>>EVEN YOUR CLOSEST FRIEND. HEY, NEIL, CAN YOU COME OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE.>>FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. ♪ WHAT’S GOING JOSH I’M READY TO ROCK ♪ I GOT SOME DANCEERCE I’LL SHW YOU SOME– COME ON, WHERE’S MY TOP HAT.>>EHD AFFECTS MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. OKAY, NOT THAT MANY. OKAY, FINE, JUST NEIL.>>THE SYMPTOMS OF EHD APPEAR IN A HOST OF WAYS.>>NICE.>>THANK YOU.>>HEY, DID YOU GUYS KNOW TODAY IS ARBOR DAY.>>OH, GOD, NOT AGAIN!>>AND THE FOUR NOMINEES FOR BARNEY’S ARBOR DAY BANG ARE JENNY ELM. LAURA MAPLE. PENNY “I HOPE I GET MORE THAN JUST PALM.” AND WENDY THE WEEPING WILLOW, WHEEZE REALLY LAST NAME IS FINKELMAN, BUT…

  • R. Kelly’s Outburst Didn’t Faze Gayle King
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    R. Kelly’s Outburst Didn’t Faze Gayle King

    FOLKS, THIS IS ALWAYS A PLEASURE FOR ME. MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A COANCHOR OF “CBS THIS MORNING” WHO MADE NEW THIS WEEK WITH HER INTERVIEW OF R. KELLY. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE SHOW, OUR FRIEND GAYLE KING. (APPLAUSE) >>HELLO! (APPLAUSE) >>HELLO! HELLO, STEPHEN COLBERT.>>Stephen: THANKS FOR BEING HERE.>>I’M GLAD TO BE ARE HERE.>>Stephen: THIS MORNING, YOU HAD A BIG WEEK, THE SHOW HAD A BIG WEEK. EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT, EVEN MANY OF YOUR COLLEAGUES, WE HAD WILLIE GEIST HERE TONIGHT, HE WAS LIKE ALL HAIL GAYLE BECAUSE YOU HAD AN AMAZING SPER VIEW WITH R KEL’S.>>YES, CAN I SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO ME BACKSTAGE,…

  • Stop Investigating Me! Or Else!
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    Stop Investigating Me! Or Else!

    WELCOME, WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW,.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. WELL TODAY, THERE REALLY IS JUST ONE BIG STORY: AMERICA’S STEP-DADDY IS ANGRY.( LAUGHTER ) SEE, TRUMP AND CONGRESS HAVE BEEN IN A STANDOFF OVER INVESTIGATIONS. UNTIL NOW, TRUMP HAS BLOCKED EVERY REQUEST MADE BY HOUSE INVESTIGATORS AND DEMO-CRATES– THEM THERE DEMO-CRATES — THEY HAVE A PAINFUL CASE OF THE BLUE SUBPOENAS.( LAUGHTER ) SO THIS IS LEADING TO MORE AND MORE AND MORE OF THOSE DEMO-CRATES TO THROW UP THEIR HANDS AND CALL FOR IMPEACHMENT. SO, THIS MORNING, NANCY PELOSI HELD A MEETING TO CALM DOWN HER CAUCUS, AND SHE EMERGED TO SAY THIS:>>WE BELIEVE…

  • Kevin Hart Is Terrified of Robert Irwin’s Animals
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    Kevin Hart Is Terrified of Robert Irwin’s Animals

    -What animals did you bring for us tonight? -We’ve got some really good ones. -Don’t you dare. -It’s gonna be awesome. I’m starting off with something very cute and cuddly. This is Giselle. -Oh [bleep] [ Laughter and applause ] Come on, brother. -Kevin, stop. -Come on, man. -It’s all good. -No surprises. -Come on, man. -It’s an ostrich. It’s a baby ostrich. -You can kiss my ass. [ Laughter ] -Kevin. -No. No, brother. No. -It’s a baby — -Look at that. -Look how cute! -She’s so cute. Her name’s Giselle. Look at her. Do you want to come pet her? -What is that noise? -Yeah, well, the babies,…

  • Tom Cruise Forces James Corden to Skydive
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    Tom Cruise Forces James Corden to Skydive

    >>James: OH MY GOD! OH [ BLEEP ]. OH [ BLEEP ]. OH [ BLEEP ]. [ MISSIO [ MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MUSIC ]>>James: I’M HERE IN PERRIS, CALIFORNIA, IT’S 110 DEGREES AND TODAY I’M ABOUT TO JUMP OUT OF AN AIRPLANE WITH TOM CRUISE AND I CAN’T QUITE BELIEVE I’M DOING THIS.>>YOU’RE HERE!>>James: I’M HERE.>>YOU MADE IT HERE.>>James: I’M HERE. I’M TERRIFIED. ARE WE GENUINELY DOING THIS?>>I’M IMPRESSED JAMES IS GOING SKYDIVING. I MEAN — BETWEEN YOU AND ME, I WAS HALF EXPECTING HIM TO TEXT ME AND TELL ME HE WAS CANCELING JAMES I WAS TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF TOM THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS. APPARENTLY I HAD…