• 3 Jokes That Make People Instantly Like You
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    3 Jokes That Make People Instantly Like You

    Ellen Degeneres is one of the most likeable hosts on television and it’s largely due to the types of the jokes she makes. Almost every host is funny but Ellen’s style of comedy has a way of it instantly endearing her guests to her. With… Where will you raise the boy? (laughs) You are funny, Ellen. So today we’re going to talk about the most common types of jokes that Ellen makes, how you can use those jokes to get people to immediately like you, and some habits that you can work on to generally be funnier and more positive throughout your day. So let’s start with the obvious —…

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    Cardi B Showed Ellen How She Got Pregnant

    Hey, Cardi B. Hey! Hey! Hi! Hi! [CHEERING] What’s good, everybody? What’s up? Eww. Lets go. All right, so first of all, it’s nice to meet you. And your name is really not Cardi B. Do I call you Cardi B even though that’s not your name? I mean, can you even pronounce my real name? My name is Belcalis. Belcalis– I can pronounce Belcalis. Because you know what I’m saying, a lot of people be like Bella-Cales, Bella– Yeah, well, if you read it, you probably would. But Belcalis– but you don’t go by that. You go by Cardi B. Mhm. [LAUGHTER] Cardi or Cardi B, or B? What…

  • Ryan Reynolds Has Had Enough of ‘Frozen’
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    Ryan Reynolds Has Had Enough of ‘Frozen’

    We just got back from the Middle East, from Abu Dhabi. So she’s naturally a little jet-lagged. I bet. So is she good on a plane? She’s pretty good. You know, I mean– That’s a long flight. I carry a blow dart, so [SPITS] you know, she’s– [SPITS] You know, and then I just inhale one for myself. And then I’m out. But no, she’s actually pretty good. You know, she’s into her books and her little, you know, stuff. And yeah, it’s nice. Very nice. We try to keep it kind of of analog. It’s good. Yeah. Yeah, because she’s four. And then you had another one with Blake…

  • Black Panther New Scene – SNL
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    Black Panther New Scene – SNL

    >>>”BLACK PANTHER,” NOW MARVEL DIGITAL UNLEASHES SEVERAL DELETED SCENES. OUR FIRST FINDS T’CHALLA ON A SPIRITUAL JOURNEY TO DJALIA THE MYSTICAL REALM OF THE ANCESTORS. THERE HE ASKS FOR WISDOM TO GUIDE HIM IN THE IMPENDING WAR. ♪♪♪ >>WELCOME, MY SON. WHO ARE YOU? >>DO YOU NOT KNOW? I AM T’KANA YOUR GREAT, GREAT GRANDFATHER.>>BUT YOU HAVE BEEN DEAD FOR DECADES. [ LAUGHTER ] >>ONLY MY BODY IS GONE. MY SPIRIT LIVES HERE AS DO ALL THE ANCESTORS.>>AS WILL YOU SOME DAY. >>GREAT AUNT ONI!>>YES, NEPHEW, WE ARE ALL HERE. EVERY RELATIVE YOU HAVE EVER KNOWN, THE ROYAL BLOOD LINE STRETCHING THROUGH ALL OF TIME. EVEN THOSE WHO ARE MARRIED…

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    Dave Chappelle Stand-Up Monologue – SNL

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DAVE CHAPPELLE! ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU AGAIN. YOU KNOW, BEEN A LONG TIME. IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME. SO PLEASE BE PATIENT. YOU KNOW, I DIDN’T KNOW THAT DONALD TRUMP WAS GOING TO WIN THE ELECTION. I DID SUSPECT IT. SEEMED LIKE HILLARY WAS DOING WELL IN THE POLLS AND YET — I KNOW THE WHITES. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS AREN’T AS SURPRISED AS YOU USED TO BE. AND I THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL OF BLACK AMERICA WHEN I SAY THAT WE ARE ALL PRAYING FOR AMEROSA. I DON’T…

  • Girlfriends Game Night – SNL
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    Girlfriends Game Night – SNL

    >>WHAT TIME IS IT? IS JEANNIE STILL COMING?>>I JUST GOT A TEXT. SHE’S SAYING THEY’RE IN THE ELEVATOR. >>THEY? OH, MY GOD. >>WAIT, IS SHE BRINGING HER BOYFRIEND? >>HIS NAME IS HORACE AND THEY’RE MARRIED, REMEMBER? >>DOES SHE GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT HIM? IT’S JUST SO WEIRD.>>YOU JUST THINK IT’S WEIRD BECAUSE HE’S AROUND OLDER MAN.>>OH, SHH, SHH — THEY’RE COMING.>>HI, HI. SORRY WE’RE LATE. IT’S BEEN A CHAOTIC WEEK. HORACE’S SONS ARE SUING ME AGAIN. HOARACE. OH, HE’S LOOKING AT YOUR — HEY! HORACE! BE CAREFUL. YOU ARE BEING SUCH A DUDE RIGHT NOW. GOD, MEN. HOW DO WE, LADIES?>>SPEAKING OF ANNA, HOW WAS YOUR HONEYMOON?>>OH, PARIS WAS AMAZING. >>HORACE,…

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    Papyrus – SNL

    >>>IT HAPPENED AGAIN. I THOUGHT IT WAS BEHIND ME, BUT THE DREAMS CAME BACK. I WAS UP ALL NIGHT. I CAN’T EAT. I CAN’T SLEEP.>>WHAT’S WRONG? >>IT HAUNTS ME.>>OH, STEVEN NOT THIS AGAIN. >>I FORGOT ABOUT IT FOR YEARS, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT AVATAR, THE GIANT INTERNATIONAL BLOCKBUSTER, USED THE PAPYRUS FONT AS IT’S LOGO.>>AVATAR, LIKE, THAT MOVIE FROM NINE YEARS AGO?>>YEAH, HE JUST HIGHLIGHTED AVATAR, HE CLICKED THE DROP DOWN MENU, AND THEN HE RANDOMLY SELECTED PAPYRUS. LIKE A THOUGHTLESS CHILD WANDERING BY A GARDEN YANKING LEAVES ALONG THE WAY. >>AND SO NOW YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT THE SEQUELS THAT ARE COMING OUT?>>THEY ARE MAKING MORE? >>YEAH, WELL,…

  • Ellen Releases Walmart EV1 Winter Collection with Surprise Fashion Show Hosted by Kalen Allen
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    Ellen Releases Walmart EV1 Winter Collection with Surprise Fashion Show Hosted by Kalen Allen

    Greetings, everyone. So you know here at the Ellen DeGeneres Show, we love a good prank. Well, we are taking our pranking talents today to Walmart. Walmart has just launched a new winter line of Ellen’s new fashion brand, EV1. And today, I am hosting an EV1 fashion show. Now, the catch is that my models, they really don’t know that they models. But it’s OK because I love a good ambush. All right, come on, everyone. We’re setting up a surprise runway– don’t tell anybody we’re in the parking lot– A surprise runway inside of the store. Everyone that walks our aisle today is going to get the opportunity…

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    Wendi McLendon-Covey on Hosting #RepeatAfterMe

    – So, “Repeat After Me,” you’re doing such a great job hosting it. – Thank you. – Thank you so much for hosting that. – Thank you. – I know that the clip we’re gonna show is you’re in a different outfit and your hair’s different, but you’re getting–we’ve asked you to kind of keep the same outfit on so we can interchange ’cause you never know which ones we’re putting together, and we didn’t think anyone would notice you’re wearing the same thing. But you’re getting a lot of people asking you why you’re wearing the same thing. – People have a lot of strong feelings about my red…