• Squatters Ep1 – The New Housemate | Foil Arms and Hog
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    Squatters Ep1 – The New Housemate | Foil Arms and Hog

    We should just rent out the spare room. It’s against the terms of the lease agreement. We haven’t paid rent in three years. I’m pretty sure that’s against the terms of the lease agreement. Well, what if the landlord comes back? He’s not coming back! It’s been three years. Okay? He’s probably in prison or fled the country. It’s morally obtuse Okay, look look… There’s a housing crisis. Yeah? People are desperate. This would be like a public service. Like a civic duty? Exactly Plus we could charge an absolute fortune. Another person here? I mean, that’s gonna ruin our dynamic. Dynamic? Yeah, our ebb and flow. Our ying and…

  • Pokimane on Shattered Web | AngelsKimi Trying To Sleep | Congratulations Poki :3 | Offline TV
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    Pokimane on Shattered Web | AngelsKimi Trying To Sleep | Congratulations Poki :3 | Offline TV

    You take one and I’ll just watch you you wait Listen, you can eat it and have a bite and not finish it. Yes. Okay, and that’s just wasting food realistically Whole thing You big babies, yeah, the red velvet, it’s one of these to Chat, which one should I eat? There’s like I think there’s like a birthday cake ish one I don’t want the basic bitch vanilla chocolate Describe Happy waifu day. What the fuck? Well, thank you for the $2 Happy International Women’s Day, but you’re still a bro a thank you Please thanks. Happy International Women’s Day but you’re still a bro Oh True and Mon…

  • All the Weird Stuff People Do in Their Sleep – Tosh.0
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    All the Weird Stuff People Do in Their Sleep – Tosh.0

    THAT FIGHTING IS JUST HOW RUSSIANS SOBER UP? OKAY, WHY ARE THERE GREEN ONIONS IN HIS BELLY BUTTON? ARE YOU MAKING HIM INTO A STEW? NOW THERE’S A NAKED MAN HERE. I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. FOR A CULTURE THAT’S NOT ACCEPTING OF HOMOSEXUALS, RUSSIANS ARE SUPER GAY. NAKED GUYS CAN BREAK UP ANY FIGHT. THAT’S WHY I THINK ALL NFL OFFICIALS SHOULD BE NUDE. [whistle blows] ALL RIGHT, LET’S GO. BREAK IT UP. PLAY’S OVER. 59, EYES UP HERE THERE’S NO FLAG ON THE PLAY. I JUST ENJOY YANKING IT OUT BECAUSE IT FEELS NICE. FOURTH DOWN. AND INCHES. OH, IT IS WAY WORSE WHEN I REF A SOCCER…

  • Thera Para | Season 01 Episode 20 | ഇവിടെ തീരുന്നില്ല  | Mini Web Series
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    Thera Para | Season 01 Episode 20 | ഇവിടെ തീരുന്നില്ല | Mini Web Series

    ‘It doesn’t end here’ Can you say something? Creating all problems, and sitting idle! Lolan! Tell me thr truth. Did anything go wrong from your side? Shambhu! – No! I just asked! Don’t cry now! This isn’t his mistake. This is her. Who? – Aswathy Achu! She trapped him. Isn’t her phone switched off all this while? Now the scandal, jail, court, public abuses, What about my mom and dad? I feel a pain in my chest! Stop panicking, George! No! I’ll do the shaking then! A column of news with a photo in the newspaper, and that’d be it! We’re all done for! When the cops arrest us, we…

  • Forever Leather – Web Redemption – Tosh.0
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    Forever Leather – Web Redemption – Tosh.0

    >>We got a lot of really great leather deals right now. You know, everybody’s crying about the economy, saying, “Oh, my God, it’s so slow. Oh, my God, things are so bad.” Well, you know, if– not for nothin’–this is just a pet peeve of mine. If Hillary Clinton didn’t spend a whole year running for president instead of doing something for the state of New York, maybe we’d be a little better. They’re suckin’ the blood right out of us! They’re rippin’ everybody to pieces! Online gamblin’. You ain’t gonna believe it. We saw 44 beans for this.>>Really?>>They go 139 beans. They’re 80, 90, 100 bones, like that. Beautiful…

  • Weightlifting – Web Redemption – Tosh.0
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    Weightlifting – Web Redemption – Tosh.0

    [laughter]>>I THINK I’M DYING.>>CRAIG. YEAH, WAY TO GO.>>THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN LIFTING WITH YOUR BACK IS SPOTTING WITH YOUR KNEES. DO YOU REALLY NEED A SPOTTER? YOU CAN EITHER BENCH IT, OR YOU CAN’T. I PREFER NOT TO HAVE SOMEONE TEABAGGING ME, GETTING ME ALL HORNY WHILE I LIFT, BRO. THAT WAS ZACK AND CRAIG, AND WHILE THE INTERNATIONAL WEIGHTLIFTING FEDERATION MIGHT NOT HAVE CONSIDERED THAT A GOOD LIFT, IT LOOKED PERFECT TO ME. A SHREDDED BODY IS THE ONLY WAY TO DISTRACT WOMEN FROM YOUR SUB PAR PERSONALITY IF YOU DON’T HAVE MONEY. PUMPING IRON IS FOR CONVICTED FELONS OR PRO ATHLETES, WHICH IS A BIT REDUNDANT THESE…

  • The Man Behind the World’s Ugliest Buildings – Alternatino
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    The Man Behind the World’s Ugliest Buildings – Alternatino

    – Architecture begins with a thought. ♪ ♪ A dream. ♪ ♪ A single line. ♪ ♪ But then you build it. And all of the sudden, the dream, you can touch her. She is real. [dramatic music] – He molds the work to his design. – He wants to redefine what it means to be a building. – Is he a genius? I think so. ♪ ♪ [evocative music] ♪ ♪ – He built three of New York City’s most iconic buildings: Port Authority, Penn Station, and La Guardia. – Gerhardt’s dream began in New York, but he has realized his buildings nationwide. The Boston City Hall, the North…

  • Spoof Interview || Swamiji from Bhuj || The Comedy Factory
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    Spoof Interview || Swamiji from Bhuj || The Comedy Factory

    *Reporters fighting internally* Manan: Here he comes Swami Ji 1: If you consume the bread made by a menstruating woman you will be reborn as a bull in your next life. Hem: Oh, but what if we eat Pasta made by them instead? Swami Ji 1: Either learn how to cook or be prepared to go to hell! Chirayu: But sir, I feel all these points don’t hold any value in 2020 Swami Ji 1: I don’t care what you feel! This is all written in the Scriptures! And if a woman who’s menstruating feeds her husband any food made by her, she will be re-born as a bitch in…

  • Impractical Jokers – “Most Embarrassing Moment” Ep. 821 – (Web Chat) | truTV
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    Impractical Jokers – “Most Embarrassing Moment” Ep. 821 – (Web Chat) | truTV

    Well, I know it’s been 200 episodes. I’ve been there for every one. I know. What? I just got the memo. ♪♪ It’s Joe Gatto from “Impractical Jokers,” and I just found out this is the 200th episode webchat. 200 episodes. Everyone, bring it in. Okay. Here’s what we’re gonna do. You answer questions — You ask questions. I answer them. That’s the way this webchat thing works. I just got this memo hot off the presses. It was printed out and handed to me by none other than the world-renowned Pete McPartland. James asks, “When are we getting the movie?” Announcer: On February 21st, the world’s greatest jokers are…