• Carpool Karaoke w/ Adam Levine
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    Carpool Karaoke w/ Adam Levine

    >>THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.>>James: NO PROBLEM.>>I APPRECIATE IT. YOU’RE A REAL FRIEND. MUST BE A COOL DAD. MUST BE A VERY COOL DAD. A REAL COOL DAD. ♪ JUST SHOOT FOR THE STARS IF IT FEELS RIGHT ♪ AND AIM FOR MY HEART IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT ♪ TAKE ME AWAY AND MAKE IT OKAY ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I DON’T GIVE A– AND IT GOES LIKE THIS ♪ TAKE ME BY THE TONGUE AND I’LL KNOW YOU ♪ KISS ME ‘TIL YOU’RE DRUNK AND I’LL SHOW YOU ♪ ALL THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER I’VE GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER ♪ I’VE GOT THE MOVES…

  • The Trumps Go On A Royal Field Trip
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    The Trumps Go On A Royal Field Trip

    WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT, AND I’VE GOT TO SAY IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK. WE WERE ON BREAK LAST WEEK. I HAD A MARVELOUS TIME, FROM WHAT I REMEMBER. ( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF ) THE PRESIDENT HAS FLED THE COUNTRY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) KNOWING WE WERE BACK ON THE AIR! HE’S ON THE SECOND LEG OF A FOUR-NATION TOUR WE’RE CALLING — >>WHY IN THE WORLD IS DONALD TRUMP. ( LAUGHTER ) >>Stephen: AT THIS VERY MOMENT, DONALD TRUMP IS IN LONDON ON AN OFFICIAL STATE VISIT, AND TODAY WAS FULL OF ROYAL MIXERS, INCLUDING THIS AFTERNOON,…

  • Kelly Clarkson Announces Her Own Daytime Talk Show
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    Kelly Clarkson Announces Her Own Daytime Talk Show

    -First of all, congrats on “The Voice.” -Thank you. -Your first season out of the gate, you won. -Well, thank you. -I mean, well, please. Oh, my God. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Apparently, it’s all I know how to do, Jimmy. I’m just kidding. -You were bringing her on — -I totally jinxed myself… -No. -…for this season. -That was the first person that you turned your chair around for. -Brynn was the first person I — I turned my chair for, yeah. And then I — It wouldn’t have mattered. Like, honestly, I didn’t do anything. Brynn would have won on anyone’s team. She’s magical, so… -And…

  • Crazy Rich Nation | The Daily Show
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    Crazy Rich Nation | The Daily Show

    male announcer: From Comedy Central’sWorld News Headquarters in New York…“The Daily Show with Trevor Noah” presents:[boisterous trap music]♪ ♪“Crazy Rich Nation.”♪ ♪– Robert Kraft. Last month, the billionaire New England Patriots owner was charged with paying for hand jobs at a Florida massage parlor. Well today, he might’ve gotten his happy ending. – Just in, an offer is now on the table for New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, who is charged with two counts of solicitation in connection with a South Florida day spa. Prosecutors have offered to drop those charges if Kraft admits he would’ve been found guilty at trial. – This would also include some punishment. It…

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    Trevor Responds to Criticism from the French Ambassador – Between The Scenes | The Daily Show

    I wanted to share this little story with you. I got into a little bit of trouble with the French Government. (audience laughing) I know. The French Government. So what happened was, let’s start at the beginning. France won the World Cup. (audience cheering and applauding) And so on the show, we celebrated that and I had this joke where I said, I said Africa won the World Cup. (audience cheering and applauding) Yeah, and I was shocked at how angry a lot of French people got, like genuine, a lot of French people were angry and they were like, “Oh Trevor how can you say this, why would you…

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    Burna Boy – Serving Up Afrofusion with “African Giant” | The Daily Show

    -Nigeria in the house. -Yes, sir. Welcome to the show, my friend. (speaking foreign language) -The, uh… -(cheering) So many accolades have, uh, happened in your life over the past year, year, 18 months, I would say. Hold on. I don’t want to cut you off. I-I have to tell this one, yeah. -Oh, here we go. -Just hold on. This guy is like a legend. ‘Cause I’m from Nigeria, and, like, -I used to spend a lot of time in South Africa, right. -Right. And this must have been 2014, right. I went on this boat thing in Cape Town with some girl, and… (laughter) Yeah. And then, we…

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    Jimmy Interviews Fortnite World Cup Solo Champion Kyle “Bugha” Giersdorf

    -Congratulations on winning. -Thank you. -This is the trophy right here. Do you mind if I bring it up? -That’s good. -Wow! It’s actually really heavy. Look at this. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Yeah. -Yeah, just set it right there. -That’s really heavy. -Yeah. -Wow. What a great trophy. What are you going to do with this? -Probably hang it up somewhere or, like, put it on, like, one of my desks. -You can’t hang this thing. It’s 100 pounds. -Yeah, yeah, I can’t hang — -You have to lean it against — It’s so heavy. You got to build a whole new room around it. I want…

  • Jordan Klepper: Good Guy with a Gun: The Daily Show
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    Jordan Klepper: Good Guy with a Gun: The Daily Show

    NOW, IF THERE IS ONE THING I’VE LEARNED LIVING IN AMERICA, THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP A BAD GUY WITH A GUN AND, FOR THAT, JORDAN KLEPPER FILED THIS REPORT.>>IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY DAY THERE IS A NEW MASS SHOOTING, BUT TURN ON THE TV AND THE SOLUTION IS CRISTING CLEAR.>>WE SHOULD ARM THE GOOD GUYS.>>WHETHER IN DEMIES OR A CLASSROOM.>>THE ONLY THING THAT STOPS A BAD GUY WITH A GUN –>>IS A GOOD GUY WITH A GUN.>>GOOD GUY WITH A GUN.>>ONE GOOD GUY WITH A GUN.>>IS A GOOD GUY WITH A GUN.>>SOUNDS LIKE A FOOLPROOF PLAN. TIME TO DO MY DUTY. IT’S TIME TO BECOME JORDAN KLEPPER,…

  • Eminem Goes Nuclear on Trump (Like 10-Fold Nuclear)
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    Eminem Goes Nuclear on Trump (Like 10-Fold Nuclear)

    ALL RIGHT, THERE’S A LOT GOING ON IN THE NEWS. LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. AN ARTICLE TODAY REVEALED THAT DURING A NATIONAL SECURITY MEETING LAST SUMMER DONALD TRUMP SAID THAT HE WANTED TO INCREASE THE NUMBER OF AMERICA’S NUCLEAR WEAPONS BY TEN FOLD. TEN FOLD. TRUMP WOULD HAVE GONE HIGHER THAN TEN FOLD BUT HE RAN OUT OF FINGERS TO COUNT THEM ON. (LAUGHTER) NOW THIS WAS ALL PART OF THE SAME MEETING WITH SECRETARY OF STATE REX TILLERSON REPORTEDLY CALLED TRUMP A MORON. ALTHOUGH LET’S BE HONEST, WE’VE ALL HEARD DONALD TRUMP SPEAK, THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ANY MEETING. (LAUGHTER) TRUMP DENIES– (APPLAUSE) COME ON, NO — COME…

  • Watch John Mulaney Fully Miss His Cue in His First SNL Sketch
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    Watch John Mulaney Fully Miss His Cue in His First SNL Sketch

    -Here you are — you’re hosting “Saturday night live” this week for the second time. -Second time, which is great. I was nervous. Some people don’t get to come back. -That’s true. They do controversial things, like they tear up a picture of the pope or they are Robert Blake. And they don’t get to — [ Laughter ] They don’t get to be on the show again. [ Laughter ] -“They are Robert Blake.” -They are Robert Blake, the person. -No, exactly. But I mean, you should be kind of used to it. You were a writer on “Saturday Night Live” in 2009, I want to say. -Yeah, from…