• Totino’s with Kristen Stewart – SNL
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    Totino’s with Kristen Stewart – SNL

    >>GO, GO, GO, TOUCHDOWN! >>IS EVERYONE ENJOYING THE BIG GAME? >>COME ON BABE, DON’T ACT LIKE YOU KNOW SPORTS. >>MY HUSBAND’S RIGHT. WHEN IT COMES TO THE BIG GAME, THERE’S ONLY ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT. FEEDING MY HUNGRY GUYS.>>NO! OH, FUMBLE!>>AND THIS YEAR’S GAME IS BIGGER THAN EVER. WHICH MEANS I’LL BE FEEDING THEM MORE TOTINOS THAN EVER.>>BABE, NEED MORE TOTINOS, DAVE JUST GOT HERE.>>NOT A PROBLEM. BECAUSE THIS YEAR I’VE GOT THE NEW TOTINO TOTINO TWO-PACK. IT’S TWICE THE TOTINO FOR TWICE THE HUNGRY GUYS. >>ENOUGH YAPPING, WE NEED THE TOTINOS. TED’S HERE TOO, AND HE BROUGHT HIS SISTER. >>GREAT, MORE HANDS TO HELP ME MAKE DELICIOUS TOTINOS…

  • Dry Fridays – SNL
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    Dry Fridays – SNL

    >>ALL RIGHT. WHAT’S UP EVERYONE. SNAKE A SEAT IF YOU CAN. I’M HUNTER. CLASS OF ’19, AND WELCOME TO UCONN DRY FRIDAYS. I KNOW YOU’RE ALL HERE BECAUSE YOU WERE CAUGHT DRINKING IN THE DORMS BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN WE CAN’T HAVE SOME FUN. DANA’S GOT SOME ‘ZA FOR US. >>AND CHEESY BREAD! WHAT WHAT? >>NICE! SO IF IT’S YOUR FIRST TIME AT DRY FRIDAYS GO AHEAD AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND TELL US WHY YOU’RE HERE.>>OKAY. I CAN GO. I’M JENNA AND I GOT CAUGHT DRINKING A BEER IN MY SUITE. IT JUST SUCKS BECAUSE ‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE MY 21st BIRTHDAY.>>YEAH, ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY ON CAMPUS. WHAT’S UP, MAN?…