• More of the Best of the Web
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    More of the Best of the Web

    – DID YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND? [cheers and applause] ARE YOU EXCITED THAT IT’S MONDAY? all: YES! – WOULD YOU CHEER NO MATTER WHAT I SAID? all: YEAH! I HAD A REALLY GOOD WEEKEND. I MENTIONED BEFORE, PORTIA AND I MOVED RECENTLY. WE SPENT SATURDAY UNPACKING, AND– WELL, PORTIA UNPACKED AND I POPPED BUBBLE WRAP, BECAUSE THAT IS– THERE’S NOTHING MORE FUN THAN POPPING THAT. AND WE SPENT ALMOST THE WHOLE DAY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT THE COUCH, AND WE COULDN’T FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT IT, SO ON SUNDAY, WE PACKED UP EVERYTHING–WE’RE MOVING AGAIN. ‘CAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT. I ALSO…

  • Ellen’s Top 5 Web Videos of 2013!
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    Ellen’s Top 5 Web Videos of 2013!

    – HAPPY FRIDAY TO YOU. [cheers and applause] – WOW. Y’ALL ARE EXCITED FOR FRIDAY, AREN’T YOU? THE POLAR VORTEX IS GONE. IT’S 70 DEGREES OUTSIDE. ALTHOUGH WITH THE WINDCHILL, IT FEELS LIKE 75. IN CALIFORNIA, WE HAVE A WARM WIND. SO TODAY I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL. I THOUGHT WE’D LOOK AT THE FIVE BEST WEB VIDEOS OF THE YEAR, BUT IT’S 2014–IT’S A WEEK IN, AND SO THERE AREN’T THAT MANY. SO INSTEAD, I’M GONNA SHOW YOU FIVE BEST WEB VIDEOS OF LAST YEAR EXCEPT THAT I LIKE MORE THAN FIVE, SO THERE’S SEVEN. SO IT’S TIME FOR THE FIVE BEST WEB VIDEOS OF 2013, BUT I…

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    Web Videos Live! A Jump Rope Champ

    – I JUST SHOWED YOU SOME FUNNY WEBSITES, AND NOW I’M GONNA SHOW YOU SOME FUNNY WEB VIDEOS. AND THIS ONE IS– YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES CATS DON’T GET ALONG, AND THAT’S UNDERSTANDABLE. IT’S NOT LIKE THEY DON’T GET ALONG. ONE IS JUST PUSHIER THAN THE OTHER. THEY’RE–WE’LL SHOW THE VIDEO, AND I’LL TALK YOU THROUGH IT. THERE’S TWO CATS TRYING TO EAT, AND THAT ONE THAT’S– NOPE. I’M GONNA HAVE THIS ONE. NO, NO, I HAVE THIS ONE. LOOK HOW PATIENT THE OTHER ONE IS TOO. IT’S NOT LIKE THEY’RE FIGHTING, JUST… NOPE, I’M GONNA HAVE THAT ONE. CAN’T HAVE, WELL, THEN I’LL HAVE THIS ONE, THEN. NOPE, UH-UH. NO.…

  • Ellen Tests Megyn Kelly’s TV Hosting Skills
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    Ellen Tests Megyn Kelly’s TV Hosting Skills

    My show is going to be if you took a talk show and a new show and they had a baby, that’s what this show is going to be. She needs to be prepared. She’s doing a talk show. And after 15 years of me doing this show, I’ve done all kinds of things I thought I would never do. For instance, I never thought I’d be on TV in a giant sumo suit. Megyn, come on out. [MUSIC PLAYING] [CHEERING] All right. So there’s all kinds of things that you will have to do. This is one of them. There’s a lot of exercise segments. There’s like lunges to…

  • ‘The Real’ Hosts Join Ellen for a Round of Hot Topics
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    ‘The Real’ Hosts Join Ellen for a Round of Hot Topics

    This morning, I woke up. And I looked in the mirror. And I said to myself, I said, Ellen, you have been doing this show for 16 years. You go out there every day. And you do a monologue all alone. And you do a great job. And– [CHEERING] But I said, Ellen, it’s Wednesday. And you have to get over the midweek hump. So why don’t you get some friends to do your monologue with you today. So– [CHEERING] And then I said, Ellen, you have drool going all the way down your chin. And anyway, long story short, I called some friends. They agreed to be here today.…

  • Put Your Internet Knowledge to the Test with ‘Domain or Insane!’
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    Put Your Internet Knowledge to the Test with ‘Domain or Insane!’

    ellenshop.com. That makes sense. That’s our website. That’s our normal name. Turns out there are a lot of weird domain names out there, and we’re going to see if we can pick them out. It’s a new game we’re calling domain or insane. [APPLAUSE] I just can’t sleep. I’m so excited, I’m in too deep. Crazy, but it feels all right. Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night. All right, everybody has their paddles. Here’s how the game works. We’re going to show a website address, and then we’re going to have to guess if it’s a real doname– domain name or an insane made up one. Here…

  • 3 Jokes That Make People Instantly Like You
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    3 Jokes That Make People Instantly Like You

    Ellen Degeneres is one of the most likeable hosts on television and it’s largely due to the types of the jokes she makes. Almost every host is funny but Ellen’s style of comedy has a way of it instantly endearing her guests to her. With… Where will you raise the boy? (laughs) You are funny, Ellen. So today we’re going to talk about the most common types of jokes that Ellen makes, how you can use those jokes to get people to immediately like you, and some habits that you can work on to generally be funnier and more positive throughout your day. So let’s start with the obvious —…

  • Ellen Reveals She Called the Academy to Help Re-Hire Kevin Hart As Oscars Host
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    Ellen Reveals She Called the Academy to Help Re-Hire Kevin Hart As Oscars Host

    Everything that you just said– I just have to say this. Because we’ve talked right when this happened, you called me right when it happened and said, I’m going to talk to you about it. I’m not going to say anything until I’m on your show. And then we talked because I called you. His movie is so amazing. The Upside is so incredible. Thank you. He is so incredible. I’ve seen it twice. Anyway, so I called him to tell him how great his movie was. Then we talked a little bit more. So I called the Academy today. Because I really want you to host the Oscars. I…

  • Ellen Releases Walmart EV1 Winter Collection with Surprise Fashion Show Hosted by Kalen Allen
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    Ellen Releases Walmart EV1 Winter Collection with Surprise Fashion Show Hosted by Kalen Allen

    Greetings, everyone. So you know here at the Ellen DeGeneres Show, we love a good prank. Well, we are taking our pranking talents today to Walmart. Walmart has just launched a new winter line of Ellen’s new fashion brand, EV1. And today, I am hosting an EV1 fashion show. Now, the catch is that my models, they really don’t know that they models. But it’s OK because I love a good ambush. All right, come on, everyone. We’re setting up a surprise runway– don’t tell anybody we’re in the parking lot– A surprise runway inside of the store. Everyone that walks our aisle today is going to get the opportunity…

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    Wendi McLendon-Covey on Hosting #RepeatAfterMe

    – So, “Repeat After Me,” you’re doing such a great job hosting it. – Thank you. – Thank you so much for hosting that. – Thank you. – I know that the clip we’re gonna show is you’re in a different outfit and your hair’s different, but you’re getting–we’ve asked you to kind of keep the same outfit on so we can interchange ’cause you never know which ones we’re putting together, and we didn’t think anyone would notice you’re wearing the same thing. But you’re getting a lot of people asking you why you’re wearing the same thing. – People have a lot of strong feelings about my red…