• Side Effects May Include w/ The Jonas Brothers
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    Side Effects May Include w/ The Jonas Brothers

    ♪ OKAY. IS ANYBODY HERE THINKING OF FORMING A BAND WITH YOUR BROTHERS? ANYONE? (APPLAUSE) IF YOU ARE THINKING OF FORMING A PANNED WITH YOUR BROTHERS YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTEDS AND THOSE– I CAN’T, THIS FEELS A BIT WEIRD FOR ME DOING THISMENT BECAUSE I HAVE ONLY GOT SISTERS. I GOT ONE OLDER, ONE YOUNGER, THIS SAY WEIRD ONE FOR ME. I THINK I MIGHT NEED SOME HELP.>>I THINK I CAN HELP WITH THAT, JAMES. (APPLAUSE).>>James: JOE, I DISN SEE YOU THERE.>>I’M HERE TOO, JAMES.>>James: WHAT? WHAT?>>THANK YOU.>>James: THIS SIN SAIN. IT IS SO WEIRD BECAUSE NORMALLY I JUST LOOK STRAIGHT DOWN THE CAMERA, SO I…

  • Ricky Gervais And Stephen Go Head-To-Head On Religion
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    Ricky Gervais And Stephen Go Head-To-Head On Religion

    >>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE’RE HERE WITH RICKY GERVAIS. WE WERE TALKING BEFORE, ABOUT THIS TWEET BEFORE, THAT YOU LIKED THIS TWEET THAT WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU WERE GOING IT TO GO TO HELL, THAT IT SHOULD GET A KNIGHTHOOD. DO YOU HAVE ANY INTEREST IN A KNIGHTHOOD? BECAUSE A LOT OF– A LOT OF BRITISH PERFORMERS END UP, LIKE, GETTING A KNIGHTHOOD FOR SERVICE TO THE COMMUNITY OR DRAMA. DOES THAT INTEREST YOU?>>IT’S NOT LIKE IT WAS IN THE OLD DAYS. IF IT PLANTE I COULD GO DOWN THE STREET ON A HORSE WITH A SWORD KILLING PEOPLE, THEN, YES. BUT IT’S NOTHING. IT’S NOTHING– GIVE ME A BIG…

  • Did Trump End The Birther Controversy, Or Is That His Biggest Lie Yet?
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    Did Trump End The Birther Controversy, Or Is That His Biggest Lie Yet?

    YEAH, I’M VERY EXCITED. WE HAVE FIRST LADY MICHELLE OBAMA ON THE SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT.>>Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS. I’M SO EXCITED. THAT’S GOING TO BE INCREDIBLE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: SHE IS MY QUEEN. SHE IS LIKE THE BEYONCE OF PEOPLE WHO WILL TALK TO ME. ( LAUGHTER ) GOING TO BE A GREAT SHOW. PLEASE JOIN US. BUT I’M ALSO REAL EXCITED FOR OUR GUEST TONIGHT. CHRIS PRATT, SCOTT BAKULA, AND FREDERIK THE GREAT, THE WORLD’S MOST HANDSOME HORSE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I MEAN, DID YOU HEAR THAT?>>Jon: YEAH!>>Stephen: DO YOU FEEL THAT?>>Jon: YEAH.>>Stephen: THE EXCITEMENT IN THIS ROOM IS PALPABLE. JIM, CAN WE PUT…

  • Carpool Karaoke w/ Adam Levine
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    Carpool Karaoke w/ Adam Levine

    >>THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.>>James: NO PROBLEM.>>I APPRECIATE IT. YOU’RE A REAL FRIEND. MUST BE A COOL DAD. MUST BE A VERY COOL DAD. A REAL COOL DAD. ♪ JUST SHOOT FOR THE STARS IF IT FEELS RIGHT ♪ AND AIM FOR MY HEART IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT ♪ TAKE ME AWAY AND MAKE IT OKAY ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I DON’T GIVE A– AND IT GOES LIKE THIS ♪ TAKE ME BY THE TONGUE AND I’LL KNOW YOU ♪ KISS ME ‘TIL YOU’RE DRUNK AND I’LL SHOW YOU ♪ ALL THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER I’VE GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER ♪ I’VE GOT THE MOVES…

  • Eminem Goes Nuclear on Trump (Like 10-Fold Nuclear)
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    Eminem Goes Nuclear on Trump (Like 10-Fold Nuclear)

    ALL RIGHT, THERE’S A LOT GOING ON IN THE NEWS. LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. AN ARTICLE TODAY REVEALED THAT DURING A NATIONAL SECURITY MEETING LAST SUMMER DONALD TRUMP SAID THAT HE WANTED TO INCREASE THE NUMBER OF AMERICA’S NUCLEAR WEAPONS BY TEN FOLD. TEN FOLD. TRUMP WOULD HAVE GONE HIGHER THAN TEN FOLD BUT HE RAN OUT OF FINGERS TO COUNT THEM ON. (LAUGHTER) NOW THIS WAS ALL PART OF THE SAME MEETING WITH SECRETARY OF STATE REX TILLERSON REPORTEDLY CALLED TRUMP A MORON. ALTHOUGH LET’S BE HONEST, WE’VE ALL HEARD DONALD TRUMP SPEAK, THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ANY MEETING. (LAUGHTER) TRUMP DENIES– (APPLAUSE) COME ON, NO — COME…

  • Luke Bryan & Dierks Bentley Share The Secret To Hosting An Awards Show
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    Luke Bryan & Dierks Bentley Share The Secret To Hosting An Awards Show

    WELCOME BACK. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU ARE IN FOR A REAL TREAT TONIGHT. BECAUSE JOINING ME ARE TWO COUNTRY STARS WHO BETWEEN THEM HAVE 32 NUMBER ONE HITS. PLEASE WELCOME DIERKS BENTLEY AND LUKE BRYAN. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING BACK.>>GOOD TO BE BACK. MY FIRST TIME COUPLE TIME EVER.>>Stephen: EVER ON A SHOW?>>MY MOM IS FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW. SHE ALWAYS WANTED ME TO GET COUCH TIME.>>OTHER THAN A PSYCHIATRIST.>>Stephen: THAT’S NOT TOO BAD, EITHER. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THAT. YOU GUYS ARE HOSTING THE “ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS” THIS SUNDAY ON CBS. YOU GUYS HAVE BOTH HOSTED BEFORE, RIGHT?>>YEAH, THIS IS–…

  • Shawn Mendes Carpool Karaoke — #LateLateShawn
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    Shawn Mendes Carpool Karaoke — #LateLateShawn

    >>THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. THIS TRAFFIC IS TERRIBLE. I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’D DO WITHOUT YOU.>>AH, THAT’S THE LEAST I CAN DO >>James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC?>>I WOULD LOVE TO.>>James: LET’S SEE WHAT IS ON THE RADIO. ♪ I WANNA FOLLOW WHERE SHE GOES I THINK ABOUT HER AND SHE KNOWS IT ♪ I WANNA LET HER TAKE CONTROL ‘CAUSE EVERY TIME THAT SHE GETS CLOSE, YEAH ♪ SHE PULLS ME IN ENOUGH TO KEEP ME GUESSING, MMM>>BEAUTIFUL. ♪ AND MAYBE I SHOULD STOP AND START CONFESSING ♪ CONFESSING, YEAH ♪ OH, I’VE BEEN SHAKING I LOVE IT WHEN…

  • James Corden’s Parents Invade WWE’s Monday Night Raw
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    James Corden’s Parents Invade WWE’s Monday Night Raw

    >>WE’RE HERE. HOW FANTASTIC IS THAT? AND WE’RE HERE TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT WWE.>>I HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE. OH, YEAH! WHOO! LOOK AT THAT! BACKSTAGE IN THE WWE AND WE’RE GOING IN THE LOCKER ROOM — >>THE LOCKER ROOM? I LOVE THE LOCKER ROOM! I MIGHT HAVE TO COVER MY EYES HERE! (LAUGHTER) >>OH, HE’S BIG! (LAUGHTER) ♪>>LOOK WHO WE FOUND. (LAUGHTER) >>I COULD PROBABLY FIT UNDER YOUR ARM PIT.>>I LOVE IT WHEN SHE GIVES ME A HUG BECAUSE SHE’S HOLDING MY BUTT THE WHOLE TIME.>>WHAT’S YOUR SIGNATURE MOVE? ONE IS A CHOP WHICH IS AN OVERHAND SLAP TO THE CHEST SO IT’S KIND OF LIKE — >>OH MIX…

  • Stephen Does A ‘Hot Ones’ Interview With Sean Evans
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    Stephen Does A ‘Hot Ones’ Interview With Sean Evans

    >>FOLKS I AM A NEW FAN OF MY NEXT GUEST’S SHOW “HOT ONES.” TONIGHT, I ENTER THE BELLY OF THE BEAST. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SEAN EVANS. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. YOU ON THIS SIDE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, ALL RIGHT, SEAN, JUST QUICK. JUST QUICKLY, BECAUSE WE DON’T HAVE MUCH TIME HERE AND WE HAVE A LOT OF PAIN TO GO THROUGH. I– I– I LOVE YOUR SHOW “HOT ONES,” AND WHAT YOU DO ON THE SHOW IS YOU PUT YOUR GUESTS OFF BALANCE, I BELIEVE, IN A REALLY INTERESTING WAY, BY GIVING THEM INCREASINGLY SPICY FOOD AND IT BREAKS DOWN THEIR…

  • A Grammy Host Is Born – ‘Shallow’ Parody w/ Alicia Keys
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    A Grammy Host Is Born – ‘Shallow’ Parody w/ Alicia Keys

    ♪ ♪ ♪ >>James: ♪ TELL ME SOMETHING KEYS (CHEERS) ♪ I HEAR YOU’RE SET TO HOST THIS YEAR’S GRAMMYS>>♪ DIDN’T YOU HOST IT TWICE? MAYBE YOU COULD GIVE ME SOME ADVICE?>>James: ♪ COMFY SHOES AFTER FOUR HOURS, YOU’LL FIND YOURSELF DRINKING CHEAP BOOZE (LAUGHTER) ♪ STEALING FROM GIFT BAGS A CANDLE FOR FREE ♪ TRY NOT TO BE SCARED ACT LIKE YOU’VE BEEN THERE>>♪ YOU KNOW I’VE WON 15 TIMES (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪ IF A SPEECH GOES LONG OR I HATE SOMEONE’S SONG>>James: ♪ THE HOST HAS TO BE POLITE>>♪ HOSTING THE GRAMMYS THE GRAMMYS ♪ HOSTING THE GRAMMYS IT’S ALICIA KEYS ♪ HOSTING THE GRAMMYS THE GRAMMYS…