• Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Puke Drummer
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    Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Puke Drummer

    [extended drum solo] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] It’s a lot more pressure than playing the gong. That’s Kelvin, and he really blew that drum solo. Too bad he wasn’t one of those homeless bucket drummers. They can just turn their instrument over anytime they feel queasy. In high school, being in a band gets you laid, but being in the band is like punting your virginity till college. I’m all for cutting school music programs. Why should millions of my hard-earned tax dollars go to a bunch of tuba playing slobs dressed like Cap’n Crunch? The truth is, dorks only join the band because they don’t like eating lunch…

  • Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Buckcherry Wedding
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    Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Buckcherry Wedding

    >>WHOO!>>♪ SCREAM SO LOUD GET [BLEEP] LAID YOU WANT ME TO STAY BUT I GOT TO MAKE MY WAY HEY ♪ ♪ YOU’RE A CRAZY BITCH BUT YOU [BLEEP] SO GOOD I’M ON TOP OF IT WHEN I DREAM ♪ ♪ I’M DOING YOU ALL NIGHT SCRATCHES ALL DOWN MY BACK TO KEEP ME RIGHT ON YOU’RE A CRAZY BITCH BUT YOUR [BLEEP]– ♪>>YOU SAVE SOME OF THAT SLUTTY ENERGY FOR WHEN YOU’RE CONSUMMATING THE MARRIAGE IN A PORT-O-POTTY. THOSE CRAZY BITCHES ARE THERESA AND CHRIS, AND WHEN SHE WALKED DOWN THE AISLE TO THE SOUNDS OF MODERN ROCK ICONS BUCKCHERRY, THERE WASN’T A DRY CROTCH IN THE HOUSE. A…

  • ’68 Whiskey’ Red Carpet w/ Gage Golightly, Sam Keeley, Cristina Rodlo & More! | The Peak
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    ’68 Whiskey’ Red Carpet w/ Gage Golightly, Sam Keeley, Cristina Rodlo & More! | The Peak

    – What’s up, guys? Xavier here with you on Paramount Network’s “The Peak”. As you can tell, I’m here on the official red carpet for the premier of “68 Whiskey”. We got special guest, we got the entire cast, going to be coming down here. I’m going to try and talk to every single one of ’em. So stay tuned and we’ll who we can find. (crowd chattering) Hey, how are ya? – Good, how are you? – Way taller in real life than I expected. – Oh, oh no, I’m wearing very tall shoes, very tall shoes. – Wow, huge heels, huge heels. Okay, great, glad we cleared that…

  • Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Annie, Don’t Fall
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    Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Annie, Don’t Fall

    >>Go. Go, go, go. Go, go, go. Don’t fall. Don’t fall off. Annie, don’t fall.>>This is what girls will resort to if we ever get rid of Planned Parenthood. She died. No redemption this week, guys. We’ll be right back. LOL. That’s Annie, and she tried to get cute in a cruise ship stairwell, but like every girl, she’s unable to do anything fun. If you’ve ever been inside a crowded Walmart and said, “I’d like to spend a solid week with these people,” then cruises are for you. They depart out of Florida, and things only get less classy from there. It’s a floating nursing home. There’s nothing more…

  • Ze Frank’s web playroom
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    Ze Frank’s web playroom

    Every presentation needs this slide in it. (Laughter) It’s beautiful, isn’t it? Do you see? All the points, all the lines — it’s incredible. It is the network; and in my case, the network has been important in media, because I get to connect to people. Isn’t it amazing? Through that, I connect to people. And the way that I’ve been doing it has been multifaceted. For example, I get people to dress up their vacuum cleaners. (Laughter) I put together projects like Earth Sandwich, where I ask people to try and simultaneously place two pieces of bread perfectly opposite each other on the Earth. And people started laying bread…

  • painting “advice” from an art website worse than deviantart
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    painting “advice” from an art website worse than deviantart

    Are you an artist? Are you not an artist? Good. I literally don’t care, because today we’re all going to come together and look at some of the worst art advice on the internet. We’re going to learn how to paint like this guy, as explained by these guys (insert pictures: terrible 4chan posts). That’s right, we’re going to learn how to paint like Ruan Jia . . . from 4chan, because how could that go wrong. Greetings parasocial parish. Rejoice, for today father is blessing you with art advice. Today’s video is sponsored by– no it isn’t. Anyway, how was your day? Okay. So, have you ever heard of…

  • Alright! | Backpackers | Ep 1/3 – O Yaara | Mini Web Series | ft. Ambrish Verma
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    Alright! | Backpackers | Ep 1/3 – O Yaara | Mini Web Series | ft. Ambrish Verma

    Guys, please do SUBSCRIBE to ALRIGHT Solo travelling Sounds so cool, right? The sea, river, hill and the thrill associated with it But, I realized one thing You don’t really travel solo when it comes to solo travelling Listen, brother My charging port is not working properly Hi Do you mind swapping seats with Prerna? Prerna, come! Sorry, sorry! Excuse me Is this taken? How do you find me as a person? What do you mean? I mean, describe me You.. are just below average Below average But.. I like you Every single day with you seems to be perfect I can never get bored of you Great! Careful! Are…

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    Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Football-to-the-Face Girl

    – Auburn looking for its firsthome conference win since 2014.[whistle shrills] – I got it! I got it! I got it! – Whoa! – Could be worse. She could have been at Baylor. That’s Ashley, and if we go to the replay, we will see that she did not have it. This is what happens when you’re on the sideline at the Auburn-LSU game and you think you can shag kickoffs from a Lou Groza Award finalist. College football gives people who couldn’t get into a decent school something to be proud of. Game days are a rich tradition of tailgating with other alcoholics and screaming obscenities at 19-year-olds. The…

  • Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – RC Car
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    Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – RC Car

    (man) All right, I’m ready when you are. (man) Go, go, go! [RC car whirring] Ooh. Ooh, you all right? Gentry. – Are you okay? – Dude, my legs. – Dude, your legs are fine. – No, they [bleep] hurt. (man) I know they hurt, but they’re straight. Please check the left leg. Dude, I’m telling you. Your left–I know it hurts, but it’s fine. Oh, it hurts really bad. I know, but if it was broke, you would know. Oh, [bleep], it’s gashed. It’s gashed. You’re fine. It’s gashed, though. Put your pants back down. It’s not bleeding; it’s just gashed. That’s pretty rough, man. I can see your…

  • Tathaastu | Episode 2 | An Arre Original Web Series
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    Tathaastu | Episode 2 | An Arre Original Web Series

    – Mata Rani calling. – Answer. – Mata Rani calling. – Answer… – Mata Rani calling. – Answer! – Hello? – Hi, mom. How are you? How would I be with a useless son like you? What happened now, mom? Then why don’t you ask Tim to get us iPhones at a discount? Mom, I’m very busy these days. I don’t have the time. Don’t lie to me. You’re prancing around the kitchen in a traffic cop’s uniform all day! Mom, not a traffic cop, it’s NASA. I’m rehearsing for a space journey. I don’t care, just get us our iPhone. Mom, I’ve sent you the money. Buy it yourself.…