• Squatters Ep1 – The New Housemate | Foil Arms and Hog
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    Squatters Ep1 – The New Housemate | Foil Arms and Hog

    We should just rent out the spare room. It’s against the terms of the lease agreement. We haven’t paid rent in three years. I’m pretty sure that’s against the terms of the lease agreement. Well, what if the landlord comes back? He’s not coming back! It’s been three years. Okay? He’s probably in prison or fled the country. It’s morally obtuse Okay, look look… There’s a housing crisis. Yeah? People are desperate. This would be like a public service. Like a civic duty? Exactly Plus we could charge an absolute fortune. Another person here? I mean, that’s gonna ruin our dynamic. Dynamic? Yeah, our ebb and flow. Our ying and…

  • Web Exclusive: Jessie Reyez – The Human Side of Immigration and “FAR AWAY” | The Daily Show
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    Web Exclusive: Jessie Reyez – The Human Side of Immigration and “FAR AWAY” | The Daily Show

    Jessie Reyez, everybody. That was fantastic. Thank you so much. That was beautiful. Would you mind telling them a little bit – That song is beautiful. I don’t know if you heard some of the lyrics. “I feel what you feel when you’re far away.” It’s a beautiful story about a migrant couple, and it’s not just about their journey being migrants, but it’s also about the love that they share between each other, which is sometimes a story people don’t tell – the human side of immigrants, migrants. Just people suffering in and around the world as human beings. You have a beautiful story of that song in particular.…

  • The Man Behind the World’s Ugliest Buildings – Alternatino
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    The Man Behind the World’s Ugliest Buildings – Alternatino

    – Architecture begins with a thought. ♪ ♪ A dream. ♪ ♪ A single line. ♪ ♪ But then you build it. And all of the sudden, the dream, you can touch her. She is real. [dramatic music] – He molds the work to his design. – He wants to redefine what it means to be a building. – Is he a genius? I think so. ♪ ♪ [evocative music] ♪ ♪ – He built three of New York City’s most iconic buildings: Port Authority, Penn Station, and La Guardia. – Gerhardt’s dream began in New York, but he has realized his buildings nationwide. The Boston City Hall, the North…

  • Gay Restaurant – Web Redemption – Tosh.0
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    Gay Restaurant – Web Redemption – Tosh.0

    Colin Dewberry and his partner Kelly Williams say they have lived in East Texas their whole lives and have never been called that. She said that, “We don’t serve”–can I say– “fags here.” “We don’t serve fags here.” Then the waitress continued, they say. “Here at Big Earl’s, we like for men to act like men and for ladies to act like ladies.” That phrase is posted on the front door of the restaurant. That’s just not appropriate in a family restaurant that has a sign on the front door, that we just don’t do that here. And that waitress who used a derogatory term– that’s Earl’s daughter. She’s a…

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    Alternatino (Web Series) – Borderline Racist Girlfriend – Uncensored

    [laughter] – Hey, Arturo, what’s going on with you and Ashley, man? – Oh, yeah. – She is dope, dude. – Super hot, beautiful. – Yeah, not so good, you know. I think she might be a little racist. – What do you mean? – Dude, she can’t be racist. She listens to Pitbull by herself. – Fine, she’s always complimenting me on my English. – Hm. – Not gonna lie to you, man. Your English is on point, bro. – Very good, very good English. – I’m from Connecticut. – But still, in spite of that, your English is good. – Anyways, you think that’s racist? You know I’m…

  • Girl Dunks – Web Redemption – Tosh.0
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    Girl Dunks – Web Redemption – Tosh.0

    Fwap! I thought for sure that was gonna end in a face-plant. Oh! Almost hit the seat. I don’t even know how the [bleep] I just fell. You get that on video? Got it. What happened? I just completely [bleep]. Are her breast okay? The Knicks are going to love her next season. That tomahawking tomboy is Jackie, and when she tried to be one of the guys, she took a steel chair to the clam. The only thing chicks should be dunking is fondue. Now, before you gals get your torches and pitchforks, remember that I pee sitting down, so I’m allowed to say whatever I want about women.…

  • Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Puke Drummer
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    Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Puke Drummer

    [extended drum solo] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] It’s a lot more pressure than playing the gong. That’s Kelvin, and he really blew that drum solo. Too bad he wasn’t one of those homeless bucket drummers. They can just turn their instrument over anytime they feel queasy. In high school, being in a band gets you laid, but being in the band is like punting your virginity till college. I’m all for cutting school music programs. Why should millions of my hard-earned tax dollars go to a bunch of tuba playing slobs dressed like Cap’n Crunch? The truth is, dorks only join the band because they don’t like eating lunch…

  • Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Buckcherry Wedding
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    Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Buckcherry Wedding

    >>WHOO!>>♪ SCREAM SO LOUD GET [BLEEP] LAID YOU WANT ME TO STAY BUT I GOT TO MAKE MY WAY HEY ♪ ♪ YOU’RE A CRAZY BITCH BUT YOU [BLEEP] SO GOOD I’M ON TOP OF IT WHEN I DREAM ♪ ♪ I’M DOING YOU ALL NIGHT SCRATCHES ALL DOWN MY BACK TO KEEP ME RIGHT ON YOU’RE A CRAZY BITCH BUT YOUR [BLEEP]– ♪>>YOU SAVE SOME OF THAT SLUTTY ENERGY FOR WHEN YOU’RE CONSUMMATING THE MARRIAGE IN A PORT-O-POTTY. THOSE CRAZY BITCHES ARE THERESA AND CHRIS, AND WHEN SHE WALKED DOWN THE AISLE TO THE SOUNDS OF MODERN ROCK ICONS BUCKCHERRY, THERE WASN’T A DRY CROTCH IN THE HOUSE. A…

  • Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Annie, Don’t Fall
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    Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Annie, Don’t Fall

    >>Go. Go, go, go. Go, go, go. Don’t fall. Don’t fall off. Annie, don’t fall.>>This is what girls will resort to if we ever get rid of Planned Parenthood. She died. No redemption this week, guys. We’ll be right back. LOL. That’s Annie, and she tried to get cute in a cruise ship stairwell, but like every girl, she’s unable to do anything fun. If you’ve ever been inside a crowded Walmart and said, “I’d like to spend a solid week with these people,” then cruises are for you. They depart out of Florida, and things only get less classy from there. It’s a floating nursing home. There’s nothing more…