• Fallout from Donald Trump’s P***ygate Scandal: The Daily Show
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    Fallout from Donald Trump’s P***ygate Scandal: The Daily Show

    Um, I don’t know. Uh, what do you guys want to talk about? Uh… Anything interesting happen over the weekend? Breaking news, a newly surfaced video of Donald Trump, uh, talking about groping women. The breaking news here on CNN, Donald Trump apologizing for vulgar comments. We have more breaking news now of Republicans turning against Donald Trump. Breaking news, Donald Trump just moments ago in a hotel right here in the St. Louis area appearing with four of Bill Clinton’s accusers. Breaking news right now, there are growing calls for Trump to step down. Breaking news on a Sunday night, the debate showdown a short time from now… -Crotch.…

  • Adele Carpool Karaoke
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    Adele Carpool Karaoke

    HELLO? IT’S ME. I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER ALL THESE YEARS YOU’D LIKE TO MEET. JUST HAVE A DRIVE AROUND. HELLO? HELLO FROM THE OUTSIDE. ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU IN A MINUTE. GREAT.>>HELLO. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: OH, THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT IT’S GOING TO BE FUN.>>GREAT.>>James: YOU ARE LOOKING FINE RIGHT NOW.>>THANK YOU VERY MUCH, JAMES.>>James: LOVING THIS BOB.>>OH, THANKS, THANKS, VERY MUCH.>>James: A TRIUMPH.>>DON’T I LOOK LIKE A MUM.>>James: I DON’T THINK SO. IT IS MORE MANAGEABLE.>>IT DRIES QUICKLY.>>James: THAN THE LIFE, YOU KNOW.>>I AM GOING TO USE MY HAIRLINE. I CAN’T WORK OUT IF I SHOULD WEAR A WIG WIG OR HAVE A WEAVE.>>James: I MEAN, WHAT…

  • Tracee Ellis Ross on Her Mom Diana & Hosting the AMAs
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    Tracee Ellis Ross on Her Mom Diana & Hosting the AMAs

    >>HELLO, MR. KIMBLE. >>Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>I’M GREAT, HOW ARE YOU?>>Jimmy: I’M DOING WELL. I IMAGINE YOU’RE VERY BUSY. >>KNEE-DEEP IN REHEARSALS, STRETCHING, VOCALIZING, MAKING SURE I MASSAGE MY FACE SO THERE’S BLOOD FLOW.>>Jimmy: ARE THOSE SOME OF THE TIPS FOR HOSTING?>>I DON’T KNOW, YOU’VE DONE IT WAY MORE THAN ME. SOUNDS LIKE IF YOU DON’T RECOGNIZE THOSE TIPS I’M GOING TO FAIL. >>Jimmy: I DON’T RECOGNIZE ANY OF THOSE TIPS. YOU’RE REHEARSING?>>YEAH, REHEARSED A LITTLE TODAY, GOT ON THE STAGE. THERE’S A LOLLIPOP THEY CALL IT WHERE THE STAGE COMES OUT LIKE A RUNWAY WITH A CIRCLE AT THE END OF IT. >>Jimmy: I DIDN’T KNOW THEY CALLED…

  • Sandra Oh’s Whirlwind Year Of Hosting Gigs
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    Sandra Oh’s Whirlwind Year Of Hosting Gigs

    WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW! MY FIRST GUEST IS A GOLDEN GLOBE AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS YOU KNOW FROM “GREY’S ANATOMY,” “SIDEWAYS,” AND “KILLING EVE.”>>A LOT OF VEGETABLES. YEAH. ( MUSIC PLAYING ) ( MUSIC STOPPED )>>HEY! CAN WE TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU’REED OFF?>>I WANTED TO MAKE YOU DINNER TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A DICK.>>YOU WERE KIND OF DICK. GOOD NEWS, I WAS FIRED, SO WE CAN GO BACK TO JUST — BEING NORMAL.>>WELL, YOU CERTAINLY SEEM COMPLETELY NORMAL.>>STEPHEN: PLEASE WELCOME SANDRA OH! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>HI!>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>Stephen:…

  • Awkwafina on Her Family, Her Name & Crazy Rich Asians
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    Awkwafina on Her Family, Her Name & Crazy Rich Asians

    >>Jimmy: WHAT’S HAPPENING? HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>I’M DOING WELL, I’M DOING WELL. >>Jimmy: YOUR BIRTH NAME IS NOT AWKWAFINA, RIGHT?>>NO. >>Jimmy: YOUR PARENTS DIDN’T NAME YOU AFTER BOTTLED WATER?>>PARENTS DID NOT NAME ME AWKWAFINA, YES. I’M SURE IT’S A POPULAR BELIEF. >>Jimmy: YOU CHOSE THIS NAME?>>IT WAS A CHOSEN NAME, YES. >>Jimmy: YOU HAD TO COME UP WITH A HIP-HOP NAME, RIGHT?>>IT CAME PRETTY NATURALLY WHEN I WAS 15, 16, YOU KNOW, I WAS LOOKING FOR A PRETTY STUPID NAME. >>Jimmy: HOW DOES IT COME NATURALLY? WERE YOU AT THE CONVENIENCE STORE OR SOMETHING?>>I THINK — I WANTED SOMETHING — BY THAT POINT I NEVER THOUGHT THAT PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY…

  • ‘The World’s Best’ Magician Justin Flom’s iPhone Card Trick
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    ‘The World’s Best’ Magician Justin Flom’s iPhone Card Trick

    >>JAMES: WELCOME BACK. WE’RE HERE WITH MAGICIAN JUSTIN FLOM FROM “THE WORLD’S BEST,” WHICH AIRS WEDNESDAYS AT 8:00 PM ON CBS. JUSTIN, YOU BLEW ME AWAY WHEN I MET YOU ON THE SHOW.>>THANK YOU.>>James: TONIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR US HERE?>>YOU’RE AN ACTOR, BUT NOT WITH ME.>>James: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO DO. NOT A CLUE.>>WHICH ONE OF THESE LADIES SHOULD NAME A NUMBER FOR US.>>James: REBEL. REBEL, ONE TO TEN. NINE. GOOD. HOLD OUT YOUR HAND. I’LL COUNT DOWN NINE CARDS. WE’LL DO SOMETHING AMAZING WITH THE NINTH CARD. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE.>>James: OKAY. REBEL, I’M GOING TO TEAR THIS…

  • Office Erotic Asphyxiation with James McAvoy – After Hours with Josh Horowitz
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    Office Erotic Asphyxiation with James McAvoy – After Hours with Josh Horowitz

    (beeps, clicks, error noise) (sighs) – Hey is this IT? Can you send somebody over? – Knockity knock. I heard I was wanted. (laughs) I heard you were having a hard time with your hard drive. – Its weird, I literally just called a second ago. – I’m pretty fast, but when things get hot and sticky I know to take things slowly. Plus, I like to make sure my clients get the full bang for their buck. – This is free, right? Because this is a company laptop. You work for the company, right? – I do indeed. So, where’s my naughty little patient? – Well this is it,…

  • EXCLUSIVE Ron Burgundy Stand Up Comedy
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    EXCLUSIVE Ron Burgundy Stand Up Comedy

    ♪ ♪>>Jimmy: WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU — A LEGENDARY BROADCASTER WHO NOW HOSTS WHAT PODCAST FANCY MAGAZINE CALLS THE GREATEST PODCAST OF ALL TIME — THE 2ND SEASON OF “THE RON BURGUNDY PODCAST” KICKS OFF TODAY ON I-HEART-RADIO — MAKING HIS LATE-NIGHT TV STAND-UP COMEDY DEBUT. PLEASE WELCOME RON BURGUNDY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>THANK YOU! THANK YOU! OH, THAT’S SO NICE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WOW, PLEASE, STANDING OVATION, GET OUT OF TOWN. MUCH DESERVED. MUCH DESERVED. THANK YOU. PLEASE. THANK YOU. HOW IS, HOW IS EVERYONE TONIGHT? GOOD? YEAH? GREAT. JIMMY KIMMEL, EVERYONE, ONE OF THE GREATS, RIGHT? JIMMY KIMMEL. ONE OF THE…

  • Jimmy Kimmel – Mayor of Dildo!
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    Jimmy Kimmel – Mayor of Dildo!

    BUT OUR FOCUS THIS WEEK IS NOT ON AMERICAN POLITICS. IT’S ON CANADIAN POLITICS. THIS IS A HISTORIC NIGHT. MOMENTS FROM NOW I WILL FIND OUT IF I WILL BE NAMED THE FIRST-EVER MAYOR OF A SMALL TOWN IN NEWFOUNDLAND, A TOWN KNOWN AS DILDO. THAT IS THE REAL NAME. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND I’LL SAY SOMETHING. WHAT STARTED AS A SILLY JOKE HAS TURNED INTO A SILLY JOKE THAT ABC SPENT LIKE $100,000 ON. SO, IN A WAY, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, I’VE ALREADY WON. BUT SOMEONE TOLD ME YESTERDAY, YOU’RE REALLY MILKING THIS DILDO, TO WHICH I RESPONDED, MOM, YOU’RE BEING GROSS. BUT RUNNING UNOPPOSED, AT LEAST I…

  • Tiffany Haddish Monologue – SNL
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    Tiffany Haddish Monologue – SNL

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TIFFANY HADDISH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪>>WOO! THIS IS AN AMAZING NIGHT. I’M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. YOU MAY KNOW ME FROM A MOVIE CALLED “‘S GIRLS TRIP”. QUEEN LATIFAH, JADA PINKETT SMITH, REGINA HALL, AND ME, TIFFANY HADDISH. NOW, OUR MOVIE MADE OVER $100 MILLION PLUS. OKAY? I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE IS MY CUT OF THE MONEY? I HAVE NOT SEEN IT AT ALL YET. MY FRIENDS TELL ME YOU ARE BIG TIME. YOU BALLING, OUT OF CONTROL. I’M LOOKING AT MY BANK ACCOUNT, HUH-UH. THEY WERE LIKE GOOGLE YOURSELF. SHE WHERE YOU ARE AT IN LIFE. SO I GOOGLE MYSELF. IT…