• Carpool Karaoke w/ Adam Levine
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    Carpool Karaoke w/ Adam Levine

    >>THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.>>James: NO PROBLEM.>>I APPRECIATE IT. YOU’RE A REAL FRIEND. MUST BE A COOL DAD. MUST BE A VERY COOL DAD. A REAL COOL DAD. ♪ JUST SHOOT FOR THE STARS IF IT FEELS RIGHT ♪ AND AIM FOR MY HEART IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT ♪ TAKE ME AWAY AND MAKE IT OKAY ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I DON’T GIVE A– AND IT GOES LIKE THIS ♪ TAKE ME BY THE TONGUE AND I’LL KNOW YOU ♪ KISS ME ‘TIL YOU’RE DRUNK AND I’LL SHOW YOU ♪ ALL THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER I’VE GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER ♪ I’VE GOT THE MOVES…

  • The Trumps Go On A Royal Field Trip
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    The Trumps Go On A Royal Field Trip

    WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT, AND I’VE GOT TO SAY IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK. WE WERE ON BREAK LAST WEEK. I HAD A MARVELOUS TIME, FROM WHAT I REMEMBER. ( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF ) THE PRESIDENT HAS FLED THE COUNTRY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) KNOWING WE WERE BACK ON THE AIR! HE’S ON THE SECOND LEG OF A FOUR-NATION TOUR WE’RE CALLING — >>WHY IN THE WORLD IS DONALD TRUMP. ( LAUGHTER ) >>Stephen: AT THIS VERY MOMENT, DONALD TRUMP IS IN LONDON ON AN OFFICIAL STATE VISIT, AND TODAY WAS FULL OF ROYAL MIXERS, INCLUDING THIS AFTERNOON,…

  • Crazy Rich Nation | The Daily Show
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    Crazy Rich Nation | The Daily Show

    male announcer: From Comedy Central’sWorld News Headquarters in New York…“The Daily Show with Trevor Noah” presents:[boisterous trap music]♪ ♪“Crazy Rich Nation.”♪ ♪– Robert Kraft. Last month, the billionaire New England Patriots owner was charged with paying for hand jobs at a Florida massage parlor. Well today, he might’ve gotten his happy ending. – Just in, an offer is now on the table for New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, who is charged with two counts of solicitation in connection with a South Florida day spa. Prosecutors have offered to drop those charges if Kraft admits he would’ve been found guilty at trial. – This would also include some punishment. It…

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    Mother Knows Best – SNL

    >>YOU’RE WATCHING GAME SHOW NETWORK. MOTHER KNOWS BEST WHEN MOMS AND THEIR TEENS TEAM UP TO WIN CASH. HERE’S YOUR HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTEST. SHELBY McALLISTER. >>WELCOME TO MOTHER KNOWS BEST AND I’M ALSO A I TUBE SKETCH COMEDIAN AND SINCERE GENUINE SINGER. OKAY. TO FIND OUT WHAT OUR TEAMS ARE PLAYING FOR, LET’S CHECK IN WITH OUR ANNOUNCER, CUTIE PIE PAUL. >>DON’T CALL ME THAT. JUST PAUL, PLEASE. OUR TEAMS ARE PLAYING FOR A GRAND PRIZE OF $10,000. AGAIN, JUST PAUL.>>THANK YOU, CUTIE PIE PAUL. LET’S MEET TODAY’S TEAMS. FROM FOUNTAIN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA. SUMMER AND HER MOM, JACKIE. >>MY MOM CAN BE REALLY STRICT.>>IF WE DON’T WIN TODAY, SHE’S…

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    “Idris Elba as James Bond?” – (Afraid Of The Dark on Netflix) – TREVOR NOAH

    Cause I’ve never been to a place where there were no black people before It actually made me realize… There had been an issue That I’ve been grappling with for so long. And now finally, I had a…. another answer. and that issue…. was that of James Bond. I’m a big fan! of 007. License To Kill. loved it my whole life started with Peirce Brosnan then went back and watched Connery’s, and Lazenby’s, and everyone all the way through to Daniel Craig. and I love… James Bond. and when I found out that Daniel Craig no longer wanted to be James Bond, I was.. I was heartbroken! until I…

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    Anthony Jeselnik on Performing Stand Up at a Prison

    GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>GREAT TO SEE YOU.>>Jimmy: HOW WAS YOUR FATHER’S DAY? DID YOU DO A BIG THING FOR D■AD HAVE A DEAL OR GIFTS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?>>NO.>>Jimmy: NOTHING, HUH?>>I MIGHT HAVE CALLED HIM. I’M NOT SURE. BUT NO GIFT FOR GARTH’S FATHER’. WHAT I DID DO, HE’S TURNING 70 AT THE END OF THE SUMMER, AUGUST 31st. AND I GOT IN TOUCH WITH THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES. WE’RE IN PITTSBURGH. AND ON HIS 70th BIRTHDAY HE’S GOING TO THROW OUT THE FIRST PITCH AND I’M GOING TO CATCH IT.>>Jimmy: OH, WOW. NICE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: DOES HE KNOW THAT THIS IS HAPPENING OR IS HE JUST FINDING…