• Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Girl Dunks
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    Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Girl Dunks

    Fwap! (man) I thought for sure that was gonna end in a face-plant. Oh! (man) Almost hit the seat. I don’t even know how the [bleep] I just fell. – You get that on video? – Got it. (woman) What happened? I just completely [bleep]. Are her breast okay? The Knicks are gonna love her next season. That tomahawking tomboy is Jackie, and when she tried to be one of the guys, she took a steel chair to the clam. The only thing chicks should be dunking is fondue. Now, before you gals get your torches and pitchforks, remember that I pee sitting down, so I’m allowed to say whatever…

  • INVADING DISCORD SERVERS WITH ADHD – Is Your Discord Server Lit?! – Pornhub Server
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    INVADING DISCORD SERVERS WITH ADHD – Is Your Discord Server Lit?! – Pornhub Server

    What you mean shut up, dont tell me to shut up carlito wae, what do you say? “You shut up.” What you say to me? It is certain that some discord servers can be scary as shit to go into you don’t know if you’re gonna get doxxed or You’re gonna get an earlobe in your mailbox the next morning. So I decided to check out the discord servers with a bunch of people in them Specifically the voice chat and trust me. They’re all crazy dogs! Somebody help me I’m being attacked by Russians I’m gonna fuck you up, fuck you Fuck you too, fuck you okay? You like…

  • Alternatino (Web Series) – Donde Esta la Biblioteca? – Uncensored
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    Alternatino (Web Series) – Donde Esta la Biblioteca? – Uncensored

    – Tonight on Clock Ticking on a Screen, we’ll investigate the question that has been baffling limited Spanish speakers for generations. That’s right, we will finally answer: Donde esta la biblioteca? I began my search at the place with the biggest concentration of people who’ve taken seven years of Spanish and forgot it, Brooklyn, New York. Although this was a traditionally Spanish speaking neighborhood, it seemed to me that things had changed. No one seems to have an answer and I was stuck. So I decided to ask an expert. This is Ken Bray. Bray has spent his entire adult life obsessively trying to figure out, donde esta la biblioteca?…

  • Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Monster Energy
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    Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Monster Energy

    The letter “vav” is also the number 6– short top, long tail. Short top, long tail. You could have here, in Hebrew, “666” on the can. And look at it this way. Even if the “M” was not the issue, you cannot deny that that is a cross. And what is witchcraft? When the cross goes upside down. Bottom’s up. And the devil laughs. Hmm. Eh, it’s not like Jesus Juice has such a glowing reputation either. That crusader is Christine, and like every woman in the world, she might be reading into things a little too much. My true fans know this show is full of hidden messages. Not…

  • The Worst Parts of Living in New York City (feat. Nore Davis)
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    The Worst Parts of Living in New York City (feat. Nore Davis)

    – Has anyone in this room confidently sent one and been like, there it is. – Ah. – Like, sent one where you were like this looks good, I feel like the reaction I’m gonna get back… – Never once ever have I sent a dick pic ever where it wasn’t the person saying like, I would like to see a dick pic. I would never just go like, here. What do you think of this? – No, that’s what I mean. But even with the green light, land the plane, have you sent a dick pic, been like, this is good. I’ve always sent like– – I think– I…

  • Public Domain Songs w/ Jamie Foxx
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    Public Domain Songs w/ Jamie Foxx

    >>James: WELCOME BACK. NO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IF THERE IS ONE THING I LOVE IT’S GETTING ROMANTIC ON A COLD WINTER’S NIGHT AND IF THERE IS A SECOND THING I LOVE IT’S SINGING MEDLEYS OF SONGS WITH MY FRIENDS. BUT PAYING FOR THE RIGHTS TO SING SONGS ON TELEVISION CAN BE VERY, VERY EXPENSIVE. AND FRANKLY, WE BLEW OUR BUDGET ON CATERING. SO TO KEEP COSTS DOWN, I LIKE TO SING TOTALLY FREE PUBLIC DOMAIN SONGS. AND HER TO — HERE TO HELP ME PLEASE WELCOME MY NEW BEST FRIEND MR. JAMIE FOXX. JAMIE FOXX, EVERYBODY. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) OH YEAH. WHOOO!>>James: HOW ARE YOU, JAMIE.>>I’M GREAT, BABY, WE IN…

  • Walking Dead Chappelle’s Show – SNL
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    Walking Dead Chappelle’s Show – SNL

    >>>YOU KNOW, ALL WEEK LONG PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I WAS GOING TO DO ANY CHARACTERS FROM “CHAPPELLE SHOW” TONIGHT. AT FIRST I WASN’T TO. AND THEN I SAW THAT EPISODE OF “WALKING DEAD.” WHERE THEY SMASHED THIS GUY GLEN ON THE HEAD AND KILLED HIM. I KNOW, IT WAS DEVASTATING. I LOVE THAT SHOW WHEN GLEN WAS LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS. SO I WAS LIKE CRUSHED. SO — IN THAT SPIRIT AND WITH THAT IN MIND, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ WHISTLING ] >>HA HA HA! I JUST CANNOT DECIDE WHICH ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO DANCE WITH…

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    Eddie Murphy on His Return to Stand-up

    Wow. I have to tell you, I’m so excited that you’re here. I really am. Thank you for coming. – Thank you. It’s great to have you here. You were born here in Brooklyn. Born right here in Brooklyn. Mhm. Grew up here. You live where? What part of the city– of the borough did you live in? – I lived in Bushwick. – In Bushwick? Yeah. OK. Right on– on Linden Street, between Bushwick and Broadway. What did you like to do when you were a kid, growing up here? I think you moved to Long Island when you were 11, right? – 10. – 10 years old? OK.…

  • Louis C.K. Stand-Up Monologue – SNL
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    Louis C.K. Stand-Up Monologue – SNL

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LOUIS C.K. ♪♪♪>>THANK YOU VERY MUCH, YES, THAT’S RIGHT. THAT’S APPROPRIATE. HERE’S A JOKE. WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE THERE IS A BLACK GUY WALKING BEHIND HIM. AND HE WAS NERVOUS. HE WAS NEW TO THE CITY, THIS CHICKEN, AND HE WAS LIKE “I FEEL LIKE HE IS FOLLOWING ME.” BUT THEN HE THOUGHT IF I CROSS THE ROAD, THEN IF HE CROSSES THE ROAD, HE DEFINITELY FOLOWING ME. SO HE CROSSES THE ROAD. THE BLACK GUY WENT HOME, HE’S JUST LIVING HIS LIFE. AND THE CHICKEN IS LIKE “I’M SUCH A RACIST.” HE FELT BAD. ABOUT A MONTH LATER A BLACK GUY ATE…