• Carpool Karaoke w/ Adam Levine
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    Carpool Karaoke w/ Adam Levine

    >>THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.>>James: NO PROBLEM.>>I APPRECIATE IT. YOU’RE A REAL FRIEND. MUST BE A COOL DAD. MUST BE A VERY COOL DAD. A REAL COOL DAD. ♪ JUST SHOOT FOR THE STARS IF IT FEELS RIGHT ♪ AND AIM FOR MY HEART IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT ♪ TAKE ME AWAY AND MAKE IT OKAY ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I DON’T GIVE A– AND IT GOES LIKE THIS ♪ TAKE ME BY THE TONGUE AND I’LL KNOW YOU ♪ KISS ME ‘TIL YOU’RE DRUNK AND I’LL SHOW YOU ♪ ALL THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER I’VE GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER ♪ I’VE GOT THE MOVES…

  • The Trumps Go On A Royal Field Trip
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    The Trumps Go On A Royal Field Trip

    WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT, AND I’VE GOT TO SAY IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK. WE WERE ON BREAK LAST WEEK. I HAD A MARVELOUS TIME, FROM WHAT I REMEMBER. ( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF ) THE PRESIDENT HAS FLED THE COUNTRY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) KNOWING WE WERE BACK ON THE AIR! HE’S ON THE SECOND LEG OF A FOUR-NATION TOUR WE’RE CALLING — >>WHY IN THE WORLD IS DONALD TRUMP. ( LAUGHTER ) >>Stephen: AT THIS VERY MOMENT, DONALD TRUMP IS IN LONDON ON AN OFFICIAL STATE VISIT, AND TODAY WAS FULL OF ROYAL MIXERS, INCLUDING THIS AFTERNOON,…

  • Kelly Clarkson Announces Her Own Daytime Talk Show
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    Kelly Clarkson Announces Her Own Daytime Talk Show

    -First of all, congrats on “The Voice.” -Thank you. -Your first season out of the gate, you won. -Well, thank you. -I mean, well, please. Oh, my God. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Apparently, it’s all I know how to do, Jimmy. I’m just kidding. -You were bringing her on — -I totally jinxed myself… -No. -…for this season. -That was the first person that you turned your chair around for. -Brynn was the first person I — I turned my chair for, yeah. And then I — It wouldn’t have mattered. Like, honestly, I didn’t do anything. Brynn would have won on anyone’s team. She’s magical, so… -And…

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    Jimmy Interviews Fortnite World Cup Solo Champion Kyle “Bugha” Giersdorf

    -Congratulations on winning. -Thank you. -This is the trophy right here. Do you mind if I bring it up? -That’s good. -Wow! It’s actually really heavy. Look at this. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Yeah. -Yeah, just set it right there. -That’s really heavy. -Yeah. -Wow. What a great trophy. What are you going to do with this? -Probably hang it up somewhere or, like, put it on, like, one of my desks. -You can’t hang this thing. It’s 100 pounds. -Yeah, yeah, I can’t hang — -You have to lean it against — It’s so heavy. You got to build a whole new room around it. I want…

  • Eminem Goes Nuclear on Trump (Like 10-Fold Nuclear)
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    Eminem Goes Nuclear on Trump (Like 10-Fold Nuclear)

    ALL RIGHT, THERE’S A LOT GOING ON IN THE NEWS. LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. AN ARTICLE TODAY REVEALED THAT DURING A NATIONAL SECURITY MEETING LAST SUMMER DONALD TRUMP SAID THAT HE WANTED TO INCREASE THE NUMBER OF AMERICA’S NUCLEAR WEAPONS BY TEN FOLD. TEN FOLD. TRUMP WOULD HAVE GONE HIGHER THAN TEN FOLD BUT HE RAN OUT OF FINGERS TO COUNT THEM ON. (LAUGHTER) NOW THIS WAS ALL PART OF THE SAME MEETING WITH SECRETARY OF STATE REX TILLERSON REPORTEDLY CALLED TRUMP A MORON. ALTHOUGH LET’S BE HONEST, WE’VE ALL HEARD DONALD TRUMP SPEAK, THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ANY MEETING. (LAUGHTER) TRUMP DENIES– (APPLAUSE) COME ON, NO — COME…

  • Watch John Mulaney Fully Miss His Cue in His First SNL Sketch
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    Watch John Mulaney Fully Miss His Cue in His First SNL Sketch

    -Here you are — you’re hosting “Saturday night live” this week for the second time. -Second time, which is great. I was nervous. Some people don’t get to come back. -That’s true. They do controversial things, like they tear up a picture of the pope or they are Robert Blake. And they don’t get to — [ Laughter ] They don’t get to be on the show again. [ Laughter ] -“They are Robert Blake.” -They are Robert Blake, the person. -No, exactly. But I mean, you should be kind of used to it. You were a writer on “Saturday Night Live” in 2009, I want to say. -Yeah, from…

  • Lilly Singh Spills the Tea About Her New NBC Late-Night Show
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    Lilly Singh Spills the Tea About Her New NBC Late-Night Show

    -Amazing stuff happening. But tonight, and I’m so happy you chose our show, you have a big announcement. -I do. I mean a lot of things — [ Drumroll ] Don’t start so soon! Oh, my God! You’re giving me a heart attack already. Gee, Quest over there, he’s like, “Let’s go. Let’s keep it rolling.” Well, yeah, I do have a big announcement. I mean, I’ve done a lot of exciting things this year. You know, I’ve started my own production company, called Unicorn Island Productions. -Yeah. Unicorn Island. -And so, I’m really into just creating dope things. And so, I did I want to announce something on this…

  • Michael Che and Colin Jost Reveal the Absurd Gifts They Give Each Other
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    Michael Che and Colin Jost Reveal the Absurd Gifts They Give Each Other

    -We wanted to play a game, so we could get to know you guys a little bit more if we don’t know you guys. This is a game called “Most Likely To,” okay? -All right. -So check this out. This is all you need is this thing. -Okay. -There you go. Now here you go. I will name some things, and you will point at who is most likely to…blank, okay? -Okay. -Here we go. First one — who is more likely to Google their name? [ Laughter ] Really? -Oh, I love to Google my name. -Really? -I mean, it sends me — It sends me into, like, a…

  • Luke Bryan & Dierks Bentley Share The Secret To Hosting An Awards Show
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    Luke Bryan & Dierks Bentley Share The Secret To Hosting An Awards Show

    WELCOME BACK. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU ARE IN FOR A REAL TREAT TONIGHT. BECAUSE JOINING ME ARE TWO COUNTRY STARS WHO BETWEEN THEM HAVE 32 NUMBER ONE HITS. PLEASE WELCOME DIERKS BENTLEY AND LUKE BRYAN. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING BACK.>>GOOD TO BE BACK. MY FIRST TIME COUPLE TIME EVER.>>Stephen: EVER ON A SHOW?>>MY MOM IS FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW. SHE ALWAYS WANTED ME TO GET COUCH TIME.>>OTHER THAN A PSYCHIATRIST.>>Stephen: THAT’S NOT TOO BAD, EITHER. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THAT. YOU GUYS ARE HOSTING THE “ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS” THIS SUNDAY ON CBS. YOU GUYS HAVE BOTH HOSTED BEFORE, RIGHT?>>YEAH, THIS IS–…

  • Saoirse Ronan Tries To Teach Stephen An Irish Accent
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    Saoirse Ronan Tries To Teach Stephen An Irish Accent

    AMERICANS LOVE IRISH PEOPLE.>>EVEN THE WAY YOU SAID THAT IT SOUNDED VERY IRISH.>>Stephen: DID IT NOW?>>NOT BAD WITH THE OLD IRISH BROGUE THERE.>>Stephen: CAN YOU TEACH ME TO DO A REAL IRISH ACCENT?>>I COULD TRY. I COULD CERTAINLY TRY.>>Stephen: I COULD TRY.>>IT COULD BE A CHALLENGE.>>Stephen: IT COULD BE A CHALLENGE.>>WE’LL GIVE IT A GP G. BUT IT’S YOUR SHOW. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.>>Stephen: GIVE ME A WORD.>>DON’T TRY– STOP.>>Stephen: WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING NOW, STEPHEN.>>WHATEVER THAT IS, IT’S WRONG. SO WE’RE GOING TO DO THE RIGHT THING. THE FIRST THING YOU NEED TO REMEMBER, WHEN A LOT OF PEOPLE TRY TO DO AN IRISH ACCENT THEY ALWAYS SORT…