Stephen Does A ‘Hot Ones’ Interview With Sean Evans
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Stephen Does A ‘Hot Ones’ Interview With Sean Evans


>>FOLKS I AM A NEW FAN OF MY
NEXT GUEST’S SHOW “HOT ONES.” TONIGHT, I ENTER THE BELLY OF
THE BEAST. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SEAN
EVANS. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. YOU ON THIS SIDE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
ALL RIGHT, SEAN, JUST QUICK. JUST QUICKLY, BECAUSE WE DON’T
HAVE MUCH TIME HERE AND WE HAVE A LOT OF PAIN TO GO THROUGH. I– I– I LOVE YOUR SHOW “HOT
ONES,” AND WHAT YOU DO ON THE SHOW IS YOU PUT YOUR GUESTS OFF
BALANCE, I BELIEVE, IN A REALLY INTERESTING WAY, BY GIVING THEM
INCREASINGLY SPICY FOOD AND IT BREAKS DOWN THEIR INHIBITION AND
YOU GET GREAT ANSWERS OUT OF PEOPLE.>>RIGHT.>>Stephen: YOU GOT GREAT
RESEARCH AND YOU’RE A GREAT INTERVIEWER YOURSELF. SO I’M GOING TO HAND THIS OVER
TO YOU. EXPLAIN WHAT WE’RE ABOUT TO DO
TO THE PEOPLE OUT THERE– I ALREADY KNOW. AND THEN LET’S GET– LET’S BRING
THE HURT.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH. I DON’T DESERVE THAT. THAT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME. BUT HERE’S WHAT WE’RE DOING. WE HAVE SORT OF AN ABBREVIATED
VERSION. USUALLY WE DO 10 WINGS. TODAY WE’RE DOING FOUR, AND THE
SAUCES ARE BY SKOVAL SCORE. THE HIGHER THE SCOVAL LEVEL THE
HOTTER THE SOURCE. TODAY, VALLENTEEN AIS ABOUT
2,000. BUT 550,000 SCOVAL, 110 TIMES
HOTTER THAN A JALAPENO.>>Stephen: 110 TIMES HOTTER
THAN A JALAPENO.>>IT’S REALLY A STEEP CLIMB
TODAY HERE STEPHEN.>>Stephen: AND WE’RE DOING IT
IN ONLY FOUR SO IT IS A STEEP CLIMB.>>THE FIRST VON, VALLENTINA. CHEERS.>>Stephen: NICE. SWEET.>>A LITTLE SOMETHING.>>Stephen: NOT BAD. WARM. MMM.>>THAT’S A CHANGE. THAT’S A DEPARTURE FROM OURS.>>Stephen: THAT’S NICE,
SLIGHT CAMPFIRE QUALITY TO IT.>>IT IS.>>Stephen: THAT’S GOOD.>>BESIDES BEING HANDSOME TALK
SHOW HOSTS, YOU AND I SHARE SOMETHING ELSE IN COMMON IN THAT
WE BOTH SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN BOTH CHICAGO AND NEW YORK CITY. NEW YORK SLICE VERSUS DEEP DISH.>>Stephen: OKAY, TOTALLY
DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES. I LIKE THE CRISPNESS OF A NEW
YORK SLICE. THAT’S PIZZA, OKAY. CHICAGO DEEP DISH IS A BABY POOL
FILLED WITH SAUCE AND CHEESE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
IT HAS ITS PLACE.>>IT HAS ITS PLACE.>>Stephen: IT HAS ITS PLACE. BUT WHEN I GO TO GIORDANO’S I
WANT TO BRING A SNORKEL BECAUSE I’M GOING STRAIGHT IN.>>THERE IT IS.>>Stephen: SHALL WE MOVE ON?>>LET’S HEAT THINGS IN A LITTLE
BIT. THIS IS THE HOT ONES SAUCE. I’M COMING TO YOU FROM “HOT
ONES” SHOW.>>Stephen: FIERY WHIC CHIPOTLE. OH, THAT’S REALLY TASTY.>>THANK YOU, STEPHEN. I’M BLOWN AWAY.>>Stephen: WHAT’S MY
CAPSAICIN LEVEL THIS IS SEVEN TIMES MORE POWERFUL THAN THAT?>>AND THE NEXT ONE WE REALLY
START GOING CRAZY.>>Stephen: I BIT MY INNER
CHEEK REALLY BADLY YESTERDAY. IS THAT GOING TO BE A PROBLEM?>>I WOULD JUST SAY IT’S JUST A
HURDLE YOU HAVE TO OVERCOME, STEPHEN. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: OKAY.>>ALL RIGHT.>>Stephen: OKAY. THIS IS WARMING UP A LITTLE.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: THIS IS WARMING UP
A LITTLE BIT. THAT’S GOT A LITTLE OF A DELAYED
KICK TO IT.>>IT MIGHT BE WARM IN YOUR
MOUTH. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME IN THE ED
SULLIVAN THEATER AND IT REALLY IS AS COLD AS EVERYBODY SIZE IT
IS.>>Stephen: IT’S COMEDY
WEATHER.>>IF SOMEBODY WERE TO START A
SMALL FIRE TO WARM THEMSELVES UP AND IT TURNED INTO A BURNING
INFERNO, WHAT WOULD BE THE ONE THING YOU NEED TO SAVE BEFORE
THE THEATER BURNED DOWN.>>Stephen: WHAT WOULD I SAVE
FROM HERE?>>THE ONE THING.>>Stephen: THESE PEOPLE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
LET’S GO, LET’S GO.>>THE NEXT ONE IS DABOMB. BEYOND INSANITY.>>Stephen: DABOMB, BEYOND
INSANITY. OKAY. WOE, THIS IS WHAT KIM JONG-UN IS
ARMING HIS MISSILES WITH ACTUALLY.>>WE’RE ALL DOOMED.>>THIS IS 135,000 SCOVALS, SO
HERE’S WHERE WE CRANK IT.>>Stephen: OH, WOW. ALL RIGHT. THAT’S NOT FOOLING AROUND.>>VERY SMOKY.>>Stephen: YEAH. THIS FEELING I HAVE IN MY MOUTH
RIGHT NOW IS WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF FROM THE BEGINNING OF THIS. OH! OH! ( APPLAUSE )
(BLEEP) IT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
OH, MAN. IS THIS COMMON? MY FILLINGS ARE ON FIRE.>>IT’S ALL THE HOT ONES
EXPERIENCE.>>Stephen: WHAT IS THIS?>>MILK, IT MIGHT HELP YOU OUT A
LITTLE BIT. PROBABLY NOT A TON. BUT STEPHEN I KNOW YOU’RE A HUGE
“LORD OF THE RINGS” FANATIC. IF YOU WERE IN POIMPRESSION– IF
YOU THROUGH THE ONE RING INTO THIS, IT WOULD MELT.>>TAKE A LAP. TAKE A LAP. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Audience: STEPHEN! STEPHEN! STEPHEN! STEPHEN! STEPHEN! STEPHEN! STEPHEN! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: OH! OH, MAN!>>STEPHEN. STEPHEN.>>Stephen: OH! OH!>>SO THE RING WON’T SAVE YOU
NOW. WE HAVE ONE MORE HOT SAUCE TO
GO. ONE MORE VEGAN NUGGET, AND
YOU’RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY I’M SHAKE THE BOTTLE. IT’S TRADITION TO PUT A LITTLE
EXTRA DAB ON THE LAST ONE.>>Stephen: GIMME, GIMME!>>Stephen: YOU DON’T HAVE TO
IF YOU DON’T WANT TO.>>Stephen: I WANT TO.>>DAB, DAB, DAB!>>Stephen: (BLEEP).>>Audience: STEPHEN! STEPHEN! STEPHEN.>>STEPHEN! ALL RIGHT, STEPHEN, CHEERS. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: OH! OH!>>SO, STEPHEN.>>Stephen: YES! ASK ME A QUESTION.>>YOU’VE BEEN VERY VOCAL ABOUT
YOUR FAITH AND CATHOLICISM OVER THE YEARS.>>Stephen: YES.>>DO YOU OONG WHO WHATDO YOU
THINK HELL IS ACTUALLY LIKE? AND DO YOU THINK IT MIGHT
INVOLVE DEATH SAUCE WITH LIQUID RAGE.>>Stephen: THERE WOULD BE A
BOTTLE OF THAT AND NONE OF THIS AVAILABLE, I THINK. OH, MY GOD. HELL IS THE ABSENCE OF GOD’S
LOVE. AND I WANT TO ASK GOD WHATEVER
DITO DESERVE THIS, PLEASE FORGIVE ME. OKAY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
OH, (BLEEP). OH, MY GOD! SEAN, THANK YOU.>>Stephen: YOU CAN SEE NEW
EPISODES OF “HOT ONES” ON

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