Stephen Colbert Asks Jimmy Kimmel for Emmy Hosting Advice
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Stephen Colbert Asks Jimmy Kimmel for Emmy Hosting Advice


>>YEAH, YEAH. >>Jimmy: HOW’S EVERYTHING GOING? IS YOUR PREPARATION FOR THE EMMYS, IS IT GOING WELL?>>I HOPE SO. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU’VE DONE IT. DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE? YOU HOSTED THE EMMYS. WHAT IS IT LIKE? WHAT’S THAT ROOM LIKE?>>Jimmy: IT’S A REALLY GOOD — IT’S A GREAT ROOM. >>IT’S HUGE. >>Jimmy: HERE’S PART OF WHAT’S GOOD ABOUT HOSTING THE EMMYS. YOU KNOW EVERYONE THERE. I MEAN, ALMOST EVERYONE THERE YOU’VE HAD ON YOUR SHOW. >>RIGHT. >>Jimmy: AND ALSO, THEY KNOW YOU HOST THE SHOW EVERY NIGHT. SO THEY DON’T WANT TO BE CAUGHT ON CAMERA LIKE YAWNING OR, YOU KNOW, DOING SOMETHING THAT YOU MIGHT SEE AND MIGHT PUNISH THEM FOR LATER ON.>>REALLY?>>Jimmy: YES.>>YOU THINK — >>Jimmy: THERE’S A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF THAT. >>DID YOU PUNISH PEOPLE WHO DON’T ENJOY — >>Jimmy: I LIKE TO RULE WITH FEAR. I LIKE TO –>>YES, YOU COULD BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: THERE’S A CERTAIN ELEMENT. YOU KNOW, YOU WANT — >>YEAH. >>Jimmy: YOU WANT TO BE SUPPORTIVE. AND THEY KNOW YOU. I THINK IT COMES GENERALLY FROM A GOOD PLACE. >>YOU LIVE OUT IN LOS ANGELES WHERE ALL THE FAMOUS PEOPLE ARE. THERE’S SOME FAMOUS PEOPLE IN NEW YORK BUT REALLY THIS IS THE MOTHERSHIP. THIS IS WHERE THEY GROW THE FAMOUS PEOPLE ON FARMS. [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE YOU’RE REALLY FRIENDS WITH FAMOUS PEOPLE. I KNOW A COUPLE. >>Jimmy: THIS IS WHY THE NORTH KOREANS HAVE THE MISSILES POINTED AT US INSTEAD OF AT YOU GUYS THERE IN NEW YORK. BECAUSE THEY WANT TO HIT LIKE TOM SELLECK. THAT’S WHO THEY’RE GOING FOR. >>IF WE TAKE OUT BLUE BLOODS, AMERICA CRUMBLES, YES. >>Jimmy: THAT IS WHAT THEY SAY. YOU KNOW, LIVES ON YOUR SHOW WE HAD A LOT OF FUN. WE HAD A CONTEST, WE HAD A COOKING COMPETITION. AND THE JUDGE IN THAT COOKING COMPETITION WAS OUR MUTUAL AGENT. >>BABY DOLL DIXON. JAMES BABY DOLL DIXON, THE LEGEND. >>Jimmy: YOU WON THE COOKING CONTEST. JAMES RULED IN FAVOR OF YOU. THEN I KNOCKED ONE OF HIS TEETH OUT ON YOUR SHOW. >>TRUE STORY. TRUE STORY. AFTER I CRUSHED YOU, YOU WRESTLED WITH HIM AND IT KNOCKED OUT ONE OF JAMES’ TEETH. YOU RULE WITH FEAR. >>Jimmy: THAT’S RIGHT, THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I DO IT. SO TONIGHT I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND. IT’S A DIFFERENT KIND OF COMPETITION. >>I’M IN, WHATEVER IT IS. I’M IN. >>Jimmy: OKAY, GREAT. LET’S TAKE A BREAK. WHEN WE COME BACK, STEPHEN COLBERT IS HERE. HE IS THE HOST OF THE EMMYS ON SUNDAY NIGHT.

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