Side Effects May Include w/ The Jonas Brothers
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Side Effects May Include w/ The Jonas Brothers


♪ OKAY. IS ANYBODY HERE THINKING OF
FORMING A BAND WITH YOUR BROTHERS? ANYONE? (APPLAUSE)
IF YOU ARE THINKING OF FORMING A PANNED WITH YOUR BROTHERS YOU
SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTEDS AND THOSE– I CAN’T,
THIS FEELS A BIT WEIRD FOR ME DOING THISMENT BECAUSE I HAVE
ONLY GOT SISTERS. I GOT ONE OLDER, ONE YOUNGER,
THIS SAY WEIRD ONE FOR ME. I THINK I MIGHT NEED SOME HELP.>>I THINK I CAN HELP WITH THAT,
JAMES. (APPLAUSE).>>James: JOE, I DISN SEE YOU
THERE.>>I’M HERE TOO, JAMES.>>James: WHAT? WHAT?>>THANK YOU.>>James: THIS SIN SAIN. IT IS SO WEIRD BECAUSE NORMALLY
I JUST LOOK STRAIGHT DOWN THE CAMERA, SO I NEVER KNOW WHAT IS
HAPPENING HERE, I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW. I
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) KEV BE IN, YOU ARE HERE AS WELL?>>YEAH, I’VE ACTUALLY BEEN HERE
FOR THE LAST 30 SHOWS.>>James: JUST HOW LONG IS
THIS DESK? I’VE’S NEVER REALIZED. I REALLY JUST NORMALLY STAY IN
THIS ZONE. I NEVER KNEW THAT IT WAS– WU,
THAT’S INCREDIBLE. WELL, SINCE YOU ARE ALL HERE, DO
YOU GUYS, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FORMING A BAND WITH YOUR
BROTHERS?>>WE SURE DO. YOU KNOW, WE JUST WATCHED THE
OASIS DOCUMENTARY.>>James: THAT IS PERFECT. I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT. ALL RIGHT, LET’S DO THIS, SHALL
WE. YEAH, OKAY. WELL.>>WELL, IS ANYONE HERE THINKING
OF FORMING A BAND WITH YOUR BROTHERS. IF ARE YOU THINKING OF FORMING A
BAND WITH YOUR BROTHERS YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE SIDE
EFFECTS AND THOSE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE STAGGERING THE YEARS
YOU GO THROUGH PUBERTY SO SOMEONE CAN ALWAYS HIT THE HIGH
SNOATS.>>James: FIGHTING ON THE ROAD
AND HEARING YOUR DAD SAY I SWEAR I WILL TURN THIS TOUR BUS AROUND
RIGHT NOW.>>WRITING A SONG ABOUT HOW
ANNOYING YOUR BROTHERS ARE BUT HAVING TO SAVE IT FOR YOUR VERY,
VERY SUCCESSFUL SOLO ALBUM. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>BEING SURPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE ASK YOU, WHAT IS THE
MEANING OF YOUR BAND HE’S NAME.>>James: YEAH, WHAT DOES IT
MEAN? WHAT DOES YOUR NAME MEAN, THE
JONAS, OH, I GET IT, BECAUSE ARE YOU BROTHERS.>>YEAH.>>James: I’VE GOT T I’VE GOT
IT.>>THAT’S IT.>>BEING ABLE TO CALL YOUR
VERSON FAMILY PLAN A BUSINESS EXPENSE.>>James: NOT BEING ABLE TO
MAKE YOUR MAMA YO MAMA JOKES WHEN ARE YOU FIGHTING.>>VERY TRUE. AND THE FINAL SIDE OF FORMING A
BAND WITH YOUR BROTHERS IS REUNITING CUZ YOUR BROTHERS AND
YOU HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER ANYWAY SO YOU MIGHT AS
WELL MAKE A BUNCH OF MONEY OFF OF IT. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: ALL RIGHT, THAT WENT
PRETTY WELL.>>IS ANYONE HERE THINKING OF
GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER.>>James: ANYONE?>>YEP. IF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT
GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE ARE SOME
SIDE EFFECTS AND THOSE SIDE EFFECTS MIGHT INCLUDE, THROWING
ON YOUR OLD LEATHER VESTS AND BEING LIKE, IT’S A LITTLE SNUG.>>SUDDENLY BEING EMBARRASSED BY
THE LYRICS YOU YET WHEN YOU WERE TEENAGERS.>>James: NO WAY, DON’T EVEN,
DON’T SAY THAT, NO CHANCE, LOVE BUG. STILL HOT. (APPLAUSE)
>>GETS ME EVERY TIME.>>ME TOO.>>James: NOT FEELING ANY
PRESSURE AT ALL TO GENERATE THE SAME TYPE OF SUCCESS AS LAST
TIME.>>NO, REALLY, IT’S FINE.>>TOTALLY FINE. WE’RE FINE!>>ASKING YOUR BAND MATES IF IT
IS COOL IF YOU PLAY ONE OF YOUR VERY, VERY SUCCESSFUL SOLO
SONGS. (APPLAUSE)
>>TELLING YOUR BAND MADE NO, IT’S NOT COOL.>>STILL HAVING TONS OF MINI
VANS OUTSIDE THE VENUES BUT NOW ALL YOUR FANS ARE DRIVING THEM.>>FINALLY NOT HAVING TO BRING
YOUR PARENTSES ON TOUR BUT MISSING THEM EVERY KNIGHT. WRONG AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT
OF GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER IS SPLITTING UP AGAIN
JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE ONE OF THESE FUN REUNIONS NEXT YEAR. (APPLAUSE)
A IS ANYONE HERE THINKING OF SHARING AN OFFICE WITH JAMES
CORDEN? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
WELL, IF YOU ARE THINKING OF SHARE ANG OFFICE WITH JAMES
CORDEN YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS AN THOSE
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE, THE GUY IS ALWAYS SINGING.>>James: SOMETIMES,
SOMETIMES. I SING SOMETIMES.>>ALL WEEK HEARING HIM TELL
PEOPLE HEY, WE’RE GOING TO LUNCH, CARE TO JONAS.>>COME ON, THAT IS GOOD, THANK
YOU, YES ARE. I STAND BY THAT. I STAND BY THAT. IT’S A GOOD JOKE. I STAND BY IT.>>TRYING TO FIND OUT THE
COMBINATION TO HIS CLIMATE-CONTROLLED COOKIE
FRIDGE.>>James: IT’S FACIAL
RECOGNITION, YOU’LL NEVER GET IN.>>James: HIM CONSTANTLY
SAYING CHECK THIS OUT AND SHOWING YOU CLIPS OF HIMSELF IN
INTO THE WOODS. (APPLAUSE).>>James.>>SERIOUSLY, SO MUCH SINGING.>>OKAY.>>James: IT’S A LITTLE BIT OF
SINGING, IT’S NOT THAT MUCH.>>IT’S A LOT OF SINGING.>>SEEING JAMESES FULLY NUDE
MORE TIMES THAN SEEMS APPROPRIATE.>>IT’S MY OFFICE. I LIKE TO BE COMFORTABLE.>>EACH TIME YOU TRY TO HELP OUT
JAMES TELLING YOU HARRY STYLES WOULD DID IT THIS WAY.>>HARRY WHAT NEVER HAVE SAID
THAT. AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF
SHARING AN OFFICE WITH JAMES CORDEN, SERIOUSLY, WAY TOO MUCH
SINGING, MAN.>>James: ALL RIGHT.>>I WILL SIT DOWN. IS SNIN HERE THINKING OF BEING A
PARENT AND HANGING OUT WITH SOMEONE WHO IS NOT A PARENT? IF YOU ARE THINKING OF BEING A
PARENT AND HANGING OUT WITH SOMEONE WHO IS NOT A PARENT
THERE, YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTEDS AND THOSE SIDE
EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE, INVITING THEM TO A PARTY AND TELLING THEM
IT WILL PROBABLY GET GOING AROUND 10. SHOWING UP TO A CLOSED BAR AT 10
A.M. AND SAYING OH, HE WENT 10 P.M
>>HAVING TO PRETEND YOU KNOW WHAT PAW PATROL IS. LAUGHING BECAUSE YOUR BROTHER
THINKS HE IS A CHASE WHERE HE IS TOTALLY A MARSHAL.>>THAT IS RIGHT, HE IS HE NOT A
CHASE, IS HE TOTALLY A MARSHAL, ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.>>NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING
ABOUT.>>WELL, WOULD YOU KNOW IF YOU
WAMPED PAW PATROL. SHOWING UP TO BRUNCH WITH YOUR
CHILD’S VOMIT ON YOUR SHIRT.>>SHOWING UP TO BRURNLG WITH
YOUR OWN VOMIT ON YOUR SHIRT, TELLING YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU
EXHAUSTED BUT YOU ONLY GOT SIX HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT.>>TELLING YOUR FRIENDS YOU FEEL
SO REFRESHED BECAUSE YOU HAD THREE FULL HOURS OF SLEEP LAST
NIGHT.>>James: AND THE FIEFNL SIDE
EFFECT OF BEING A PARENT AND HANGING OUT WITH SOMEONE WHO IS
NOT A PARENT IS WHETHER OR NOT YOU HAVE KIDS. ALL OF YOU AGREEING THAT BAB HEE
SHOCK IS A TOTAL BANGER. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ALLISON
JANNEY AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON.

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