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Papyrus – SNL


>>>IT HAPPENED AGAIN.
I THOUGHT IT WAS BEHIND ME, BUT THE DREAMS CAME BACK.
I WAS UP ALL NIGHT. I CAN’T EAT.
I CAN’T SLEEP.>>WHAT’S WRONG?
>>IT HAUNTS ME.>>OH, STEVEN NOT THIS AGAIN.
>>I FORGOT ABOUT IT FOR YEARS, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT
AVATAR, THE GIANT INTERNATIONAL BLOCKBUSTER, USED THE PAPYRUS
FONT AS IT’S LOGO.>>AVATAR, LIKE, THAT MOVIE FROM
NINE YEARS AGO?>>YEAH, HE JUST HIGHLIGHTED
AVATAR, HE CLICKED THE DROP DOWN MENU, AND THEN HE RANDOMLY
SELECTED PAPYRUS. LIKE A THOUGHTLESS CHILD
WANDERING BY A GARDEN YANKING LEAVES ALONG THE WAY.
>>AND SO NOW YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT THE SEQUELS THAT ARE
COMING OUT?>>THEY ARE MAKING MORE?
>>YEAH, WELL, I THINK I HEARD THAT.
>>THEY CHANGED THE ARTWORK. THEY FIXED IT.
>>IT LOOKS SIMILAR.>>HE JUST GOT AWAY WITH IT.
THIS MAN, THIS PROFESSIONAL GRAPHIC DESIGNER.
WAS IT LAZINESS? WAS IT CRUELTY?
>>YOU SHOWED ME THIS BEFORE. I DON’T THINK THIS IS LITERALLY
PAPYRUS. MAYBE THAT WAS THE STARTING
POINT BUT THEY CLEARLY MODIFIED THIS.
>>BUT WHATEVER THEY DID, IT WASN’T ENOUGH!
AND NOW HERE I AM DOING WHAT I VOWED TO NEVER DO AGAIN, SITTING
OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE, HOPING TO CATCH A GLIMPSE OF HIM TO SEE
HIM DOING HIS LITTLE THINGS, LIVE HIS INSANE LITTLE LIFE.
I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY TIME I SEE PAPYRUS.
>>OKAY. WHERE ELSE DO YOU EVEN SEE THIS
FONT?>>HOOKAH BARS.
TEQUILA MERCH OFF BRAND TEES. SHAKIRAM MERCH.
>>MY GOD. ARE YOU OKAY?
WHAT HAPPENED?>>DO YOU REMEMBER THE AVATAR
LOGO.>>YEAH.
IT WAS TRIBAL YET FUTURISTIC.>>PAPYRUS.
>>SURE.>>I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID! [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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