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Mother Knows Best – SNL


>>YOU’RE WATCHING GAME SHOW
NETWORK. MOTHER KNOWS BEST WHEN MOMS AND
THEIR TEENS TEAM UP TO WIN CASH. HERE’S YOUR HOSTESS WITH THE
MOSTEST. SHELBY McALLISTER.
>>WELCOME TO MOTHER KNOWS BEST AND I’M ALSO A I TUBE SKETCH
COMEDIAN AND SINCERE GENUINE SINGER.
OKAY. TO FIND OUT WHAT OUR TEAMS ARE
PLAYING FOR, LET’S CHECK IN WITH OUR ANNOUNCER, CUTIE PIE PAUL.
>>DON’T CALL ME THAT. JUST PAUL, PLEASE.
OUR TEAMS ARE PLAYING FOR A GRAND PRIZE OF $10,000.
AGAIN, JUST PAUL.>>THANK YOU, CUTIE PIE PAUL.
LET’S MEET TODAY’S TEAMS. FROM FOUNTAIN VALLEY,
CALIFORNIA. SUMMER AND HER MOM, JACKIE.
>>MY MOM CAN BE REALLY STRICT.>>IF WE DON’T WIN TODAY, SHE’S
GROUNDED.>>FUN.
FROM ARIZONA, IT’S 16-YEAR-OLD MASON AND HIS MOM, SHANILE.
>>MY MOM SAID RAISING KIDS IS A FULL TIME JOB.
>>I’M GETTING A $10,000 RAISE.>>FROM PENNSYLVANIA, A CLOSE
COMMUNITY OF FRIENDS, 17-YEAR-OLD JOHN CHRISTOPHER AND
HIS MOM –>>MY MOM IS MY BEST FRIEND.
>>MY SON IS MY LIFE.>>AWESOME.
OKAY. BEFORE THE SHOW, WE ASKED OUR
TEENS QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR MOMS F. THEIR MOMS MATCH UP, THEY GET
50 POINTS. WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU DO THAT
DRIVES YOUR MOM CRAZY.>>OH, MAN, THIS IS EASY.
MY MOM HATES WHEN I CHEW MY HAIR.
>>YEP, I SAID CHEWING HER DARN HAIR.
>>CORRECT! 50 POINTS ON THE BOARD.
JOHN CHRISTOPHER. WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU DO THAT
ANNOYS YOUR MOM.>>OH, MAN.
SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING I WAKE UP BEFORE SHE DOES AND I GET UP
OUT OF OUR BED. WHEN SHE WAKES UP SHE WON’T KNOW
I’M THERE.>>YOU SAID OUR BED?
MOM, SHOW US YOUR ANSWER.>>I SAID LEAVING OUR BED EARLY
AND MAKING MOMMY WORRIED.>>CORRECT.
YOU GET 50 POINTS.>>♪♪♪
♪♪♪>>COOL!
MASON, WHAT DRIVES YOUR MOM NUTS?
>>IS IT STILL GOING?>>ALL RIGHT.
>>WE WON THE POINTS.>>WE ARE DONE WITH THAT.
NO MORE OF THAT. WHAT DRIVES YOUR MOM CRAZY?
>>WHEN I PLAY MUSIC REAL LOUD. SHE HATES THAT.
>>WHAT? I SAID WHEN YOU WEAR ONE OF
THOSE DUMB HATS.>>NO POINTS.
AFTER ONE ROUND, SUMMER AND JACKIE WITH 50, JOHN CHRISTOPHER
WITH 50 POINTS. CLOSE GAME SO FAR, HUH, CUTIE
PIE PAULEY?>>PLEASE CALL ME PAUL.
>>WE’LL SEE. SECOND QUESTION AND WE WILL
START WITH JOHN CHRISTOPHER. JOHN CHRISTOPHER, WHAT’S YOUR
MOM’S BIGGEST FEAR?>>THAT’S EASY.
THAT I WILL MEET A WOMAN AND GET MARRIED SOME DAY.
>>THAT ARE A WOMAN COMES AND WILL TAKE HIM LEAVING ME IN MY
LONELINESS. ALONE, ALONE, ALONE.
ALSO — LYME DISEASE.
>>I REALLY DON’T WANT TO GIVE THAT ANSWER POINTS, BUT THAT’S
50 POINTS.>>♪♪♪
♪♪♪>>OKAY, SO THE PRODUCERS ARE
LIMIT YOU LIMIT THE SONGS TO NO SONGS.
ALL RIGHT, SUMMER. WHAT’S YOUR MOM’S BIGGEST FEAR?
>>PROBABLY SPIDERS?>>SHOOT.
I SAID THAT MY HUSBAND AND I WOULD GET INTO A LOUD FIGHT IN
FRONT OF HER FRIENDS.>>NO POINTS.
I HEAR YOU THOUGH. MY MOM AND DAD FIGHT ALL THE
TIME. WAS NOT AFRAID OF A DRINK.
SO –>>MASON AND CHARMIN.
AND WE FORFEIT. WE CAN’T BEAT THIS.
THEY KISS EACH OTHER ON THE LIPS.
COME ON. LOOK AT THEM.
>>NO ONE IS GOING BEAT THEM. I DON’T THINK THEY HAVE EVER
SLEPT IN SEPARATE ROOMS. WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK
BEFORE ROUND TWO.>>CAN I USE THE RESTROOM?
>>CAN I HELP HIM IN THERE BECAUSE HE CAN’T AIM.
>>OH, MY GOD. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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