Justin Hartley Hosts His First Talk Show
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Justin Hartley Hosts His First Talk Show


Well, I’m your host, Justin
Hartley, guest hosting today. [CHEERING] So Ellen isn’t here today. She’s trick-or-treating
at Oprah’s house, I hear. [LAUGHTER] I hear she gives
out bags of cash, so I’m headed there right
after this, actually. I’m excited to be here. But please bear with me,
this is my very first time hosting a talk show. Normally, I star on the
NBC series, This Is Us. [APPLAUSE] Some of you have– some you have heard
of it, I guess. And if you haven’t seen This Is
Us, it’s very similar to Ellen, in a way. Except you know how
here, on this show, Ellen makes people cry by– she gives them cars, she pays
off their college tuition. Well, on This Is
Us, we make people cry by killing main
characters off with Crock-Pot. [LAUGHTER] Now, this is true– the
people at Crock-Pot, they didn’t like that we
made Crock-Pot look unsafe. So it turns out they’re
a big corporation, they’ve got a lot of money. So I just want to tell
everyone– and this is true– Crock-Pot do not
actually cause fires. OK? Hoverboards and Tesla’s do. [LAUGHTER] That’ll be fun to mop up later. I’ve been on Ellen
before, but only as a guest, which
is a lot easier. You just sort of sit over there. If you’re like me, you drink
moonshine out of an Ellen mug. And you just hope nothing pops
out of that big box over there to scare the crap out of you. But I’m going to give
it a go as a host. Hi, I’m Andy. Ellen asked me to remind you
to subscribe to her channel so you can see more
awesome videos, like videos of me getting scared or
saying embarrassing things, like ball peen hammer. And also some videos of
Ellen and other celebrities, if you’re into
that sort of thing. [SCREAMS] [BEEP]! God! [BEEP]

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