Joel McHale on Hosting the People’s Choice Awards
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Joel McHale on Hosting the People’s Choice Awards


WITH IT AND I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS COMING.>>Jimmy: YOU’RE HOSTING THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU LED YOUR OWN APPLAUSE THERE.>>THANK YOU. YEP. IT’S PRETTY MUCH THE BIGGEST DEAL IN HOSTING THIS YEAR. ANYONE ELSE ON STAGE, NOBODY IS HOSTING A BIGGER DEAL AWARD SHOW.>>Jimmy: BUT THAT IS — >>YOU’RE HOSTING THE OSCARS.>>Jimmy: BUT THAT DOESN’T — [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT DOESN’T MINIMIZE THAT YOU ARE HOSTING “THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS.”>>IT DOES. IT DOES MINIMIZE IT A BIT. MINE’S MORE IMPORTANT OBVIOUSLY.>>Jimmy: HAVE YOU STARTED WORKING ON “THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS”?>>NO. I’M GOING TO SHOW UP AND DO IT.>>Jimmy: REALLY?>>YOU BETTER BE WORKING ON YOURS.>>Jimmy: I’M UNDER MY DESK WO WORKWO WORKING ON IT.>>WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU GOT THE NEWS?>>Jimmy: I THREW UP. I HAD A MIGRAINE.>>THEN THAT PASSED AND YOU WERE, LIKE, IT’S SHOW TIME. YOU WERE SO GOOD HOSTING THE EMMYS THAT YOU HAVE — >>Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>THAT HERE — >>Jimmy: WE ARE SHOWERING TOGETHER AT THIS POINT.>>YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE A HARD TIME TOPPING THAT. I GET — I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU — I GET NERVOUS RIGHT BEFORE. I F I FEEL LIKE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUNNY. >>Jimmy: THEN YOU SEE PEOPLE YOU CONTINUE KNOW STARING AT YOU.>>YOU SAY IMAGINE EVERYBODY NAKED, WHICH DOESN’T MAKE SENSE. I ASK YOU WHAT YOU ARE DOING, AND I’M IMAGINING PEOPLE NAKED, AND IT’S WEIRD. >>Jimmy: IT’S TERRIBLE ADVICE.>>IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE.>>Jimmy: YOU COULD GET SEXUALLY EXCITED AND START HUMPING PEOPLE.>>MUCH LIKE THAT GIRL ON “THE BACHELOR” WHO RODE A CAMEL IN. YOU SAW THAT?>>Jimmy: WE SAW THAT.>>THE PRODUCERS WERE, LIKE, THIS HUMP JOKE IS GOING TO BE HUGE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: USE IT ON “THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS.”>>I MIGHT.>>Jimmy: JOEL MCHALE, THE “PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS” AIRS

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