Jimmy Kimmel on Mueller Testimony
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Jimmy Kimmel on Mueller Testimony


THANK YOU FOR COMING. AND THANKS FOR JOINING US FOR WHAT IS, WILL BE OUR AFTER THE SPECIAL COUNSEL SPECIAL TONIGHT. ROBERT MUELLER TESTIFIED FOR LIKE 25 HOURS TODAY. THIS WAS A MAJOR EVENT IN WASHINGTON. BARS IN WASHINGTON, D.C. OPENED VERY EARLY TODAY TO HOST VIEWING PARTIES. THEY STARTED AT 8:30 A.M. I KNOW THIS IS INTERESTING, BUT IF YOU’RE WATCHING A HEARING AT A BAR AT 8:30, YOU’RE PROBABLY AN ALCOHOLIC IS WHAT’S GOING ON. IS WHA I WAS UP EARLY THIS MORNING WATCHING WITH MY KIDS. THEY NEEDED A BREAK FROM “PAW PATROL.” I ASKED MY 4-YEAR-OLD, AND SHE SAID IT WAS OUTSIDE HER PURVIEW AND REFERRED ME TO THE REPORT. ROBERT MUELLER SEEMED OLDER THAN I EXPECTED. ANYBODY EXPECTING THE MUELLER OF DRAGONS WAS DISAPPOINTED. THIS WAS FROM THE VERY FIRST QUESTIONER AND KIND OF SUMS IT UP.>>REPORT DID NOT CONCLUDE THAT HE DID NOT COMMIT OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE. IS THAT CORRECT?>>THAT’S CORRECT.>>WHAT ABOUT TOTAL EXONERATION. DID YOU TOTALLY EXONERATE THE PRESIDENT?>>NO.>>Jimmy: OH, TO BE AN McNUGGET ON THE WHITE HOUSE WALL WHEN PRESIDENT TRUMP SAW THAT. AND KEN BUCK MADE IT CLEAR THAT TRUMP MIGHT NEED THOUGH WIN IN 2020 JUST TO STAY OUT OF JAIL.>>WAS THERE SUFFICIENT EVIDENCE TO CONVICT PRESIDENT TRUMP OR ANYONE ELSE WITH OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE?>>WE DID NOT MAKE THAT CALCULATION.>>HOW COULD YOU NOT HAVE MADE THE CALCULATION.>>THE OLC OPINION, OFFICE OF LEGAL COUNSEL INDICATES THAT WE CANNOT INDICT A SITTING PRESIDENT. SO ONE OF THE TOOLS THAT A PROSECUTOR WOULD USE IS NOT THERE.>>COULD YOU CHARGE THE PRESIDENT WITH A CRIME AFTER HE LEFT OFFICE?>>YES.>>YOU BELIEVE THAT HE COMMITTED, YOU COULD CHARGE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WITH OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE AFTER HE LEFT OFFICE?>>YES.>>Jimmy: AND THAT’S WHEN YOU COULD HEAR MELANIA CHEERING LOUDLY FROM DOWN THE BLOCK. MUELLER ALSO LAID OUT FOR THOSE WHO MAY BE CONFUSED WHO EXACTLY THE RUSSIANS WERE BACKING IN 2016.>>DID YOUR INVESTIGATION FIND THAT THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT PERCEIVED IT WOULD BENEFIT FROM ONE OF THE CANDIDATES WINNING?>>YES. >>AND WHICH CANDIDATE WOULD THAT BE?>>WELL, IT WOULD BE TRIMP, UH TRUMP.>>Jimmy: I LIKE TRIMP BETTER. ALL YOU CAN EAT TRIMP. MUELLER SAID ALL ALONG HE WOULDN’T DEVIATE FROM HIS REPORT. AND HE DIDN’T. HE DEFLECTED OR DECLINED TO ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT 200 TIMES TODAY. THEY TREATED HIM VERY BADLY. I KNOW IT’S A LOT, BUT I WANT TO BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU. I KNOW MOST OF YOU AREN’T GLUED TO THE NEWS. YOU’RE AT WORK ALL DAY, MOST OF YOU ARE ON VACATION WALKING AROUND IN THE HEAT WITH YOUR THIGHS GLUED TOGETHER. THE PRESIDENT VERY CLEARLY OBSTRUCTED THE INVESTIGATION OF HIS CAMPAIGN TIES TO RUSSIA. THE FBI’S LOOKING INTO EVIDENCE THAT THE RUSSIANS GOT INVOLVED IN OUR PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION AND OTHER PRESIDENT PERSONALLY TRIED TO STOP THAT INVESTIGATION. HE TRIED TO FIRE THE GUY RUNNING THE INVESTIGATION. HIS OWN WHITE HOUSE LAWYER, DON MCGAHN TESTIFIED TO THAT. THE ONLY REASON HE DIDN’T FIRE THE SPECIAL COUNSEL IS DON McGAHN REFUSED TO DO IT. HE SAID HE WAS ASKED BY THE PRESIDENT TO DO CRAZY [ BLEEP ]. THOSE WERE HIS WORDS. AND THE PRESIDENT BY AND THROUGH HIS PEOPLE TAMPERED WITH WITNESSES AND LIED ABOUT IT. HE WELCOMED INTERFERENCE INTO OUR ELECTION AND TRIED TO GET THE PEOPLE WHO KNEW ABOUT IT TO SHUT UP. AND OUR REPUBLICAN REPRESENTATIVES IN CONGRESS KNOW HE DID THAT. THEY JUST DON’T CARE. ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS HOW THEY’LL BE RECEIVED ON FOX NEWS. THEY WERE MORE INTERESTED IN ATTACKING ROBERT MUELLER, WHO’S A WAR HERO, A MARINE WHO FOUGHT IN VIETNAM. NO DADDY DOCTOR BONE SPURS EXCUSE AND A LIFE-LONG REPUBLICAN. THEY WERE MORE INTERESTED IN ATTACKING THE GUY WHO INVESTIGATED THE FOREIGN ENEMY MEDDLING THAN THE GUY WHO MEDDLED WITH THE FOREIGN ENEMY. SO HERE ARE SOME OF THE PEOPLE WHO CARE MOTHRE ABOUT THEIR SID WINNING THAN THEY CARE ABOUT THIS COUNTRY. THIS GUY.>>WHAT HE’S DOING IS NOT OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE. HE IS PURSUING JUSTICE AND THE FACT THAT YOU RAN IT OUT TWO YEARS MEANS YOU PERPETUATED INJUSTICE.>>Jimmy: THIS GUY.>>I FIND THOSE FACTS, AND THIS ENTIRE PROCESS UN-AMERICAN.>>Jimmy: AND THIS GUY.>>THE DEMOCRATS HAVE ARGUED FOR NEARLY THREE YEARS THAT EVIDENCE OF COLLUSION IS HIDDEN, JUST AROUND THE CORNER. LIKE THE LOCH NESS MONSTER, THEY INSIST IT’S THERE, EVEN IF NO ONE CAN FIND IT.>>Jimmy: WHAT A GREAT ANALOGY. SO THOSE GUYS DON’T CARE ABOUT THE UNITED STATES. IT REALLY WAS SOMETHING WATCHING THEM DEFEND, NORMALLY WHEN PEOPLE FALL ON THEIR KNEES FOR TRUMP LIKE THAT, HE PAYS THEM $130,000 AFTERWARDS IN HUSH MONEY, BUT [ APPLAUSE ] AND TOMORROW, TOMORROW TRUMP WILL STROLL OUT ONTO THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN AND CALL MEXICANS PINHEADS OR SOMETHING AND WE’LL ALL MOVE ON. YESTERDAY THE PRESIDENT SAID HE MIGHT WATCH A LITTLE OF THE HEARINGS. HE OF COURSE SPENT THE WHOLE DAY TWEETING ABOUT THEM. HE TWEETED MORE THAN 20 TIMES TODAY, CAPPING THE TWEET STORM OFF WITH THIS, TRUTH IS A FORCE OF NATURE. AND WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH RESPECT HE HAS FOR NATURE. SO, AND THEN HE WALKED OUT ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN AFTERWARDS, SURPRISINGLY, HE WAS IN A VERY GOOD MOOD.>>FAKE NEWS, AND YOU’RE ONE OF THE MOST. YOU’RE FAKE NEWS. AGAIN, YOU’RE FAKE NEWS AND YOU’RE RIGHT AT THE TOP OF THE LIST ALSO. LET ME JUST TELL YOU, GO BACK, IT’S NOT WHAT HE SAID. READ HIS CORRECTION. READ HIS CORRECTION. NO, NO. A VERY DUMB AND VERY UNFAIR QUESTION. THAT’S WHY PEOPLE DON’T DEAL WITH YOU, BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT AN HONEST REPORTER. HE DIDN’T SAY THAT AT ALL. YOU’RE UNTRUTHFUL WHEN YOU ASK — YOU ARE UNTRUTHFUL. AND IF YOU WERE EVER TRUTHFUL, YOU’D BE ABLE TO WRITE THE TRUTH.>>Jimmy: NOW GET OFF MY WHITE HOUSE LAWN! SO I WOULDN’T WANT TO BE AN ICE CREAM SPOON IN THE WHITE HOUSE TONIGHT. BY THE WAY, THE PRESIDENT’S TV LAWYER RUDY GIULIANI WAS ON FOX AND FRIENDS THIS MORNING DOING A LITTLE PRE-DAMAGE CONTROL DEFENDING HIS CLIENT AND FRIEND AND HAVING ONE OF HIS IMPERSONATIONS.>>OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE, OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE. DID YOU DECIDE IT? NO.>>Jimmy: I THINK HE’S STEALING TRUMP’S MATERIAL. THAT’S LIKE HIS THING. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH RUDY GIULIANI’S HAIR? I MEAN, THIS IS TODAY. AND THIS IS FROM A YEAR AGO IN MAY. HIS HEAD GOT VANDALIZED. IS THAT A BAD DYE JOB? OR RUST. AS ALL THIS MUELLER STUFF IS GOING DOWN, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIRST HEARING THIS IS WHAT THE FIRST LADY WAS UP TO. SHE TWEETS, CHRISTMAS PLANNING HAS BEGUN IN THE EAST WING OF THE WHITE HOUSE. I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO SHARING OUR FINAL VISION FOR THE UNIQUE TRADITION IN THE COMING MONTHS. I KNOW THEY WANTED TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT TODAY, BUT THEY COULDN’T COME UP WITH ANYTHING BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS? IT WAS 84 DEGREES IN WASHINGTON TODAY. SHE’S CHUGGING EGGNOG. MAYBE AFTER THE TESTIMONY YOU JUST WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW THEY’RE

100 Comments

  • sirreal6

    Jimmy's people (and Jimmy HIMSELF) disingenuously left out that Mueller walked back his claim that he thought he should be indicted. He says they came to no conclusion.

  • shigsho

    Jimmy apparently didn't watch the hearings. His monologue aka political speech indicated he didn't even see any of the hearings. Just one more liberal clown pontificating with a spin worthy of an eighth grade debating team. Mueller didn't help the left's cause much.

  • Big Hawk

    Im sorry America but Republicans is why 9/11 happened. So vote them then America deserves every negative situation that happenens to that country why i dont feel sad about 9/11 only the dead Firefighters the real heros.

  • ben

    Break this down, Jimmy… there was no underlying crime for the obstruction. If you know you are innocent why let people smear you for two years with some bullshit investigation. He tried to stop a witch hunt

  • Micheal James

    Jimmy Kimmel your an idiot… you should be ashamed of yourself! All the people you showed and said they dont care about their country… are you kidding me? Your the one supporting traitors to our country. Like Hillary Clinton and Obama… who sold our country out!

  • Andrew McGregor

    "He set another man before them, saying, 'The Kingdom of Heaven is like a grain of mustard seed, which a man took, and sowed in his field; which indeed is smaller than all seeds. But when it is grown, it is greater than the herbs, and becomes a tree, so that the birds of the air come and lodge in its branches.'"
    Matthew 13 : 31

    This passage contains a great analogy

  • Angel Elijah Eden

    Wiseman is the obstruction of Justice, they did not investigate Fusion GPS, the pack of Russian Lies paid for by Hillary? The world's best pirate ship captain!

  • ASeasonedWitch

    What bonespurs did do today 7/27 was call Baltimore a shithole and basically told Cummings to go back there and fix it because it's "FAR WORSE" than our southern border. OMG. This entire surreal situation is actually escalating. I didn't think it could continue for nearly three years but it has. With impunity.

  • Lori Moulis

    You are an idiot Jimmy Kimmel, wonder why you didn't bother to play Jim Jordans part of the hearing…too much factual truth for you?

  • lily

    14 Hilary Lawyers is Biased! Trump did not do these things read the report, Trump was found not in collusion! Trump is telling the truth! Why do you lie Jimmy!

  • lily

    14 Hilary Lawyers is Biased! Trump did not do these things read the report, Trump was found not in collusion! Trump is telling the truth! Why do you lie Jimmy!

  • John Kelley

    thanks for the report…I have now changed my mind after watching the meetings and seeing how Fox changed everything about it….I was like wow….he should be locked up

  • daVid Sky

    Im really dissapointed seeing jimmy kimmel so biased towards Dems. Whether you like it or not, Trump Wins Again 2020.
    Love from India

  • kay rabey

    Thank you Jimmy for giving us the truth about the Mueller testimony. Other late night host chose to joke about it. ❤️

  • Collection of the Best Youtube Videos

    Its funny when discussing with people, some people will say Oh that outlet is fake news…than to boot their ignorance they will say I NEVER watch it…Not saying they are wrong about the fake news part, a lot of "news" is fake news..false reporting…
    The point is how can you know something is fake news if you dont even know what they are reporting?

  • MatchstalkMan

    Melania isn’t cheering down the block, she’s crying. If trump is sent to prison, she’ll be deported back to Slovenia.

  • harry knutsak

    It's apparent he didn't watch the hearings. He only saw clips of what his flunkies edited. Mueller didn't even know what was in his report.

  • Jason Alan

    Anybody who knows Anything about the Law knows…….Mueller has NO Legal Statued to Exonerate Trump…….He Should of NEVER SAID THAT….VERY MISLEADING TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW THE LAW WORKS!

  • Abdulla Rifai

    Amazing how people choose to ignore these facts although they are in the wrong. Its one country shouldnt matter who runs it as long as they do a good job. Republicans are driving it down.

  • Tony Forille

    Proud US ARMY veteran here HOOAH 3ID REPRESENT!

    TRUMP 2020 2024 2028 2032 2036 2040 2044 2048 2052 THE FIRST TRULY PROUD AMERICAN PRESIDENT OF MY LIFETIME!!!!

    No more apologies for loving this country!

  • Abraham biz

    Why is it that almost all the media outlet fails to talk about, the interaction between JORDAN & MULLER in the hearings?
    Exoneration was never Muller's job.
    Why is it so hard to explain how this whole issue started?
    Why is it that the media wouldn't wants to reiterate the fact that Muller said " there was no substantial evidence to prove that the Trump team colluded with the Russians" rather they chose to focus on the exoneration pie?
    Why is it that congress isn't investigating how the Obama's administration failed to protect AMERICANS from been pulpetted ( meddling in the elections) by the RUSSIANS ?
    Why is congress not focusing on how to stop Future meldling, if indeed they are that paranoid about the RUSSIANS meldling again in 2020?
    Or is this future 2020 Meldling, against Trump re-election bid?
    Why is nobody asking this questions

  • Diesel Ayres

    Man these late night shows are trying to make this hearing sound good it was horrible from beginning to end. Whether you like trump or not. And these shows are now FOX, MSNBC, CNN Why I dont know. And trying to stop an investigation is far from actually stopping it! I can't wait to see what happens when Barr figures out why the investigation even started and if I was a dem I would be worried about that!! And its funny the left always say dont make fun of people's appearances or culture and they go right after the mayor lol funny the do the oppsite of what they say all the time. Was a dem for years but I can't support this craziness anymore!!!!

  • Fand

    Thank you Jimmy for spreading the truth. Our country is in a crisis of false information being spread by Donald and his gang of nonsense. Trump has fooled a good portion of the Republicans in congress and their media into spreading false information. It's scary to see what some of these people are saying.

  • Melchizedek Phuah Siow Jin

    Donald Trump, the Disgraceful Moron™ and his Republican defenders are deplorable; not only do they not know the truth, they actively seek the opposite.

  • Dee Bone

    Damn, Kimmel likes to make fun of other people's looks constantly, especially Rudy and Trump. That plays well, until Kimmel realizes his wife is actually the one with the diseased womb.

  • Ruben Montemayor

    You know what I noticed that Trump talks crap on everybody but Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy goes hard on him Big Jimmy Kimmel fan I think Trump scared of them leave comments please

  • Brian A

    If you ever want to see what dems can do for you…just look at democrat run cities. They are the highest poverty, rat infested, poorest education, and highest crime rates. Wonder why all the vacant areas there? Super high property taxes to fuel the democrat system. Baltimore, chicago, san fran..the list goes on. When will people wake up…the crap they promise isnt coming…

  • Greaser Bub the Original

    KIMMEL IS A ASS HOLE JUST MORE MAIN STREAM BIAS MR KIMMEL WHAT ABOUT HILLARYS SERVER AND DESTROYING EVIDENCE !!!!!! YOUR NOTHING MORE THAN A SPOKESMAN FOR THE DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST PARTY OF AMERICA !!!!!!!!! WHAT A JOKE YOU ARE

  • Armond B Kennett

    Way to go, Jimmy! Your analysis of the report and the L-I-C DJT is the most succinct and accurate that I have heard yet! Keep up the great work…..PLEASE!!

  • baz hayes

    President Donald trump is the most stupid person I have ever heard trying to speak his native language fukin idiot ,hope someone gets him good

  • robert mccully

    Scares me that if you or I ever get accused of something, and after 2-1/2 years (and 25 million & the FBI) is spent trying to find something on me. After all that time i can still get blamed on national TV with a maybe i did something. Guess i will stay out of politics for sure.

  • Juicefulll

    Its quite insane how the Potus can only be charged for certain crimes commited during the campaign AFTER he leaves his presidential seat.

  • lennart hallberg

    Jimmy Kimmel is trying do some damage control for the Dems against his own better knowledge. To be more straight: He is lying for the Dems.

  • lennart hallberg

    Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert all tried to do damage control for the Dems right after Mueller hearing. They and their shows have become nothing but propaganda tools for the Dems.

  • Archangel Michael

    Different president Same sh1t, possibly few people will read this but doesn't matters who your president is, they are all puppets of the Jews, all this fight/media trash going against Trump has solo reason to distract you and make you think he is different but NO, he is just another puppet in devils hands

  • John Smith

    Are u insane? Wake up Jimmy..Of course he would want to fire someone who made a whole hoax to get rid of the president. It was a big lie.

    Maybe they should investigate the Clintons.

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