James Corden Recaps Hosting the GRAMMYs
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James Corden Recaps Hosting the GRAMMYs


I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GREAT
WEEKEND. IT WAS A BUSY WEEKEND FOR ME. I WAS HOSTING THE 60th
ANNUAL GRAMMY AWARDS IN NEW YORK LAST NIGHT. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: OKAY. I– I JUST WANT TO SAY RIGHT OFF
THE TOP, I WENT OUT LAST NIGHT. AND I– I DRUNK QUITE A LOT. AND THEN I FLEW STRAIGHT TO L.A. AT 7:00 THIS MORNING SO THAT
SORT OF NOISE FEELS VERY SELF ESCH ON YOUR PART. (LAUGHTER)
LAUGH AT THE JOKES, JUST DO IT A LITTLE– I’M KIDDING. EVEN KNOW IT WAS– THOUGH IT WAS
MY SECOND YEAR HOSTING THAT DIDN’T MAKE ME ANY LESS NERVOUS
TO BE IN A ROOM WITH BEYONCE. IT REALLY DIDN’T. I THINK WE HAVE A PHOTO OF ME
WHEN SHE ARRIVED. (LAUGHTER)
SO THERE– IT WAS REALLY, SO MANY EXCITING WHENS LAST NIGHT,
ALESSIA CARA WON THE AWARD FOR BEST NEW ARTIST. (APPLAUSE)
SHE IS WAS UP AGAINST KHALID, JULIA MICHAELS, LIL UZI VERT AND
SISA OR AS YOUR MOM KNOWS THEM WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO AND SZA. OF COURSE BRUNO MARS WAS THE BIG
WINNER LAST NIGHT. HE WON SIX GRAMMYS. (APPLAUSE)
ALBUM OF THE YEAR, SONG OF THE YEAR, RECORD OF THE YEAR. HE HAD THE MOST PHENOMENAL
NIGHT. HERE IS BRUNO AND HIS ENTIRE
TIME ACCEPTING THEIR AWARD. NOTICE THE ONE GUY WEARING A
MASK THERE. YOU CAN SEE HIM? THOUSAND THAT WASN’T A FASHION
STATEMENT. HE WORE THAT BECAUSE HE WAS
AFRAID HE WOULD CONTRACT BIRD FLU FROM LADY GAGA’S BY ANO. — PIANO. NOW BRUNO AND ALL OF THOSE SEVEN
GUYS WON FOR WRITING SONG OF THE YEAR, THAT’S WHAT I LIKE. WHICH MEANS EIGHT PEOPLE WROTE
THAT’S WHAT I LIKE. SHOULDN’T THE TITLE HAVE BEEN
THAT IS WHAT WE AS A GROUP VOTED ON AND WE AGREED THAT WE LIKE
THAT? (APPLAUSE)
WE LOVE HIM SO MUCH. IF YOU WATCHED THE GRAMMY YOU
YOU MAY HAVE NGHTSED WE DID A LITTLE COMEDY PIECE LAST NIGHT
WHERE HILLARY CLINTON READ AN EXCERPT FROM THE BOOK FIRE &
FURY. AND SHE GOT, I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
WITHOUT QUESTION SHE GOES THE BIGGEST CHEER OF THE NIGHT IN
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. BUT APPARENTLY SOME PEOPLE IN
TRUMP’S ADMINISTRATION TOOK ISSUE WITH IT. IN FACT, U.N. AMBASSADOR NIKKI
HALEY TWEETED, I’VE ALWAYS LOVED THE GRAMMYS BUT TO HAVE ARTISTS
READ THE FIRE & FURY BOOK KILLED IT. DON’T RUIN GREAT MUSIC WITH
TRASH. SOME OF US LOVE MUSIC WITHOUT
THE POLITICS THROWN IN. YEAH. SO I GUESS NIKKI ONLY LIKED THE
OTHER NONPOLITICAL PARTS OF THE GRAMMYS. YOU KNOW, KENDRICK LAMAR’S
PERFORMANCE ABOUT POLICE VIOLENCE. OR U2’S PERFORMANCE ABOUT
IMMIGRATION IN FRONTER THE STATUE OF LIBERTY, YOU KNOW,
LIGHTHEARTED, NONPOLITICAL STUFF. (APPLAUSE)
SHE WROTE SOME OF US LOVE MUSIC WITHOUT THE POLITICS THROWN IN. WELL, NIKKI HALEY. YOU CAN TELL YOURS ABOUT SOME OF
US LOVE POLITICS WITHOUT THE TWITTER MELTDOWNS THROWN IN. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
BUT EVEN TRUMP’S SON DONALD, JR. GOT IN ON THE ACTION. HE TWEETED GETTING TO READ A
FAKE NEWS BOOK EXCERPT OF THE GRAMMYS SEEMS LEAK A GREAT
CONSOLATION PRIZE FOR LOSING THE PRESIDENCY. NO, YOU HAVE GOT TO GIVE HIM
CREDIT. IF ANYONE KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT
CONSOLATION PRIZES, IT’S DONALD TRUMP’S SECRETARY FAVORITE
CHILD. (APPLAUSE)
AT LEAST YOU’RE NOT TIFFANY. ERIC TRUMP WOULD HAVE RESPONDED
BUT HE’S NOT ALLOWED TO STAY UP PAST 7:30. IN OTHER NEWS FORMER TRUMP
STAFFER AND ONE TIME APPRENTICE CONTESTANT OMAROSA TOOK A NEW
GIG THIS WEEK. DID YOU SEE THIS, IT WAS
ANNOUNCED SHE WILL BE JOINING THE CAST OF CELEBRITY BIG
BROTHER. YEAH. FROM TRUMP’S WHITE HOUSE TO
CBS’S BIG BROTHER HOUSE. BY ANY STANDARDS THAT IS A
PROMOTION. THE BIG BROTHER GIG, THE BIG
BROTHER GIG IS GOING TO BE A LOT LIKE OMAROSA JOB’S WHITE HOUSE. SHE WILL SIT AROUND AND NOT DO
ANYTHING THERE EITHER, AND FINALLY, I HAVE TO MENTION THIS. IN AN INTERVIEW WITH PIERS
MORGAN DONALD TRUMP ADMITTED THAT HE POSTS TWEETS WHILE HE IS
LYING IN BED. YEAH. TRUMP’S ON TWITTER WHILE HE IS
IN BED. AND I GUESS THATTIC MAS TWO
PLACES WHERE MELANIA WON’T FOLLOW HIM.

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