Flipped: 50 Cent Interviews Stephen Colbert
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Flipped: 50 Cent Interviews Stephen Colbert


>>HAY, I’M CURTIS “50 CENT”
JACKSON. AND MY GUEST TONIGHT IS A FORMER
CORRESPONDENT FOR “GOOD MORNING AMERICA” AND THE MOVIE “LOVE
GURU.” PLEASE WELCOME STEPHEN COLBERT. ♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: THANKS VERY MUCH. WOW!>>AGREEMENT TO HAVE YOU HERE,
STEPHEN.>>Stephen: WHAT AN AMAZING
AUDIENCE, UNBELIEVABLE.>>GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE,
STEPHEN.>>Stephen: UNBELIEVABLE. YOU HAVE THE GREATEST BAND.>>THAT BAND IS PRETTY GOOD. I’VE BEEN WORKING WITH THESE
GUYS.>>Stephen: WITHOUT A DOUBT.>>SO YOU’VE BEEN HOSTING “THE
LATE SHOW”” FOR FOUR YEARS.>>Stephen: YEAH, SINCE– JUST
ABOUT FOUR YEARS, YEAH.>>NUMBER ONE, IS THERE ANY
PRESSURE TO STAY NUMBER ONE?>>Stephen: NO, IT JUST COMES
NATURALLY ( LAUGHTER ).>>IT’S JUST IN YOU.>>Stephen: I DON’T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT.>>SO THE QUESTION I HAVE, AND
I’M SURE THE AUDIENCE HAS, IS THERE ANYTHING… THAT YOU WON’T
DO TO STAY NUMBER ONE? ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: I WILL NOT ADMIT TO COMMITTING A CRIME. ( LAUGHTER )
>>I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT. I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT. SO… ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: YES, YEAH. I WILL NOT HARM– I DON’T WANT
TO HARM ANYBODY.>>SO I WANT TO ASK YOU A
PERSONAL QUESTION.>>Stephen: A REAL PERSONAL
QUESTION?>>YOU’RE MARRIED, RIGHT?>>Stephen: YES. ( LAUGHTER ).>>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
MARRIED?>>Stephen: I HAVE BEEN
MARRIED FOR 25 YEARS.>>25 YEARS. ( APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: GIVE GOOD YEARS, 25 GOOD YEARS.>>SO LET ME ASK YOU A
QUESTION– WHAT DO YOU DO OR SAY AT SOME POINT TO IMPRESS YOUR
WIFE?>>Stephen: WHAT I DO DO. MY WIFE– MY WIFE WAS AN ENGLISH
MAJOR SO THE MOST IMPRESSIVE THING I COULD POSSIBLY DO WOULD
BE TO GET A WORD OF MY OWN IN THE OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY. AND I DID. THE WORD “TRUTHINESS.” IT’S IN WEBSTER’S. AND WHEN YOUR WIFE– AND YOUR
WIFE IS AN ENGLISH MAJOR THAT’S AS CLOSE AS I WILL HAVE TO
GETTING WASHBOARD ABS.>>WERE YOU ALWAYS REALLY GOOD
WITH THE LADY?>>Stephen: WAS I ALWAYS GOOD
WITH THE LADIES? NO, NO. I WAS MOSTLY AFRAID OF THE
LADIES.>>THIS PROBABLY HUNDREDS YOU
OUT WITH YOUR WIFE.>>Stephen: IT’S NOT LIKE I
HAVE A LONG STRING–>>NOT LIKE YOU WERE A RAPPER AT
ONE POINT. ALM KINDS OF THINGS HAPPEN.>>Stephen: WHAT? IS THERE A– IS THERE A LOT OF–
EDUCATE ME TO THE RAP SCENE HERE.>>WELL, IT’S A LITTLE
DIFFERENT. IT’S A LITTLE DIFFERENT.>>Stephen: IS THERE A LOT OF
SEX IN THE RAP SCENE?>>WELL, NO ONE IS EVER
PREPARED– A MAN IS NOT PREPARED TO BE TREATED LIKE AN ATTRACTIVE
WOMAN. ( LAUGHTER )
I’LL ELABORATE –>>Stephen: I AM 100% PREPARED
TO BE TREATED LIKE AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY, THAT THE
UNWANTED ATTENTION?>>NO, WOMEN ARE —
>>Stephen: BEAUTIFUL.>>THEY HAVE TO BE SELECTIVE. THEY HAVE TO BE STLECT OF
SELECTIVE. A MAN COULD BE ON A TASTE TEST
TO TRY THAEFG COMES ACROSS.>>Stephen: A MAN– A MAN
WOULD HAVE SEX WITH A TREE STUMP.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: IT’S NOT A MATTER
OF BEING SELECTIVE. MEN ARE ANIMALS.>>RIGHT– NO, WE’RE JUST MADE
DIFFERENT.>>Stephen: VIVA LA
DIFFERENCE.>>I WOULD JUST SAY, STEPHEN, NO
ONE IS PREPARED TO BE TREATED LIKE THAT. WHEN IT HAPPENS IT GOES BOOM! AND YOU GO, ME? ARE YOU SERIOUS GIRL? COME HERE.>>Stephen: YOU MEAN WHEN YOU,
LIKE, WHEN YOU REALLY HIT IN THE MUSIC SCENE WHEN YOU BECOME A
BIG DEAL, SUDDENLY YOU’RE A SEX SYMBOL–
>>LIKE YOU GOT A WHOLE FACE LIFT.>>Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER HAD
ANY WORK DONE?>>NO I DIDN’T HAVE TO HAVE ANY
WORK, I WAS ALREADY EYE HAD TO FIX MY TEETH. LOOK, YOU GOTTA FIX SOMETHING.>>Stephen: SURE, SURE, SURE. I HAD AN ASS IMPLANT. ( LAUGHTER )
YEAH. ( LAUGHTER )
♪ ♪ ♪>>THIS IS– WOOO!>>Stephen: IT DOES NOT GET
THIS WIDE AND JUICY BY ITSELF, MY FRIEND.>>SO LET ME ASK YOU ABOUT
MENTORSHIP.>>Stephen: MENTORSHIP?>>IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE
THAT YOU SEE THAT YOU KIND OF WERE ABLE TO TAKE SOME NOTES
FROM?>>Stephen: YEAH, MEMBERSHIP
PEOPLE. LET’S SEE, I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO
WORK FOR JON STEWART FOR MANY YEARS. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
AND WE’RE STILL FRIENDS, WE’RE STILL FRIENDS. AND I STILL CALL HIM UP. BECAUSE HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU
CALL UP AND SAY– “YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO DO SOME OF THESE
JOBS,” AND YOU EXPLAIN SOME OF THE CHALLENGES YOU HAD OR THE
GREAT– I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY THE OTHER NIGHT TO HAVE DINNER
WITH ONE OF MY COMEDY HERE ORGANIZATION AN OLDER GENTLEMAN
WHO I GREATLY ADMIRE. AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
WITH MYSELF WHEN IT WAS OVER BECAUSE IT FELT NATURAL TO HAVE
THAT. IT FREAKED ME OUT MORE THAT IT
WAS COMPLETELY RELAXED AND COMFORTABLE. AND I CALLED JON AND SAID, “I
CAN’T BELIEVE HOW THAT DIDN’T SEEM STRANGE.” AND I KNOW HE UNDERSTANDS. YEAH.>>COMEDY, IT’S PRETTY DIFFICULT
AT POINTS. IS THERE EVER A TIME THAT YOU
ARE SAYING SOMETHING AND IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE PG-13 BUT IT’S
COMING OUT “R” RATED?>>Stephen: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THAT DOES HAPPEN. THAT DOES HAPPEN. YEAH.>>I UNDERSTAND. THAT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: SO YOU’RE TRYING
TO– YOU’RE TRYING TO– YOU’RE TRYING TO RAP PG, AND IT COMES
OUT “R” REPRESENTATIVED?>>I ALWAYS TRY TO SAY SOMETHING
IN A CLEAN-CUT WAY AND IT JUST COMES UP ON THE THE 50 CENT WAY. ( LAUGHTER )
SO WHEN YOU WERE A KID DURK EVER HAVE, LIKE, A WAY TO GET OUT OF
TROUBLE, LIKE THE ABILITY TO GET OUT OF TROUBLE A LOT?>>Stephen: THE WAY I GOT OUT
OF TROUBLE AS A CHILD WAS TO BE THE YOUNGEST CHILD OF 11.>>OH.>>Stephen: THEY DID NOT HAVE
TIME–>>THERE WERE 11 PEOPLE TO LOOK
AFTER.>>Stephen: TO DISCIPLINE ME. REALLY MY MOM USED TO SAY AT THE
END OF THE DAY, SHE’D GO, “10 FINGERS, 10 TOES, GO TO BED.” HONEST TO GOD. I SAID THIS BEFORE BUT I WAS A
FREE-RANGE CHILD. I SPENT A LOT OF TIMES IN THE
WOOD–>>STEPHEN, THEY’RE GIVING ME
THE SIGN, I GOTTA WRAP. OKAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: YOU’RE GOOD AT THIS.>>”THE LATE SHOW”” IS ON CBS. STEPHEN COLBERT. EVERYBODY.

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