Eminem Goes Nuclear on Trump (Like 10-Fold Nuclear)
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Eminem Goes Nuclear on Trump (Like 10-Fold Nuclear)


ALL RIGHT, THERE’S A LOT GOING
ON IN THE NEWS. LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. AN ARTICLE TODAY REVEALED THAT
DURING A NATIONAL SECURITY MEETING LAST SUMMER DONALD TRUMP
SAID THAT HE WANTED TO INCREASE THE NUMBER OF AMERICA’S NUCLEAR
WEAPONS BY TEN FOLD. TEN FOLD. TRUMP WOULD HAVE GONE HIGHER
THAN TEN FOLD BUT HE RAN OUT OF FINGERS TO COUNT THEM ON. (LAUGHTER)
NOW THIS WAS ALL PART OF THE SAME MEETING WITH SECRETARY OF
STATE REX TILLERSON REPORTEDLY CALLED TRUMP A MORON. ALTHOUGH LET’S BE HONEST, WE’VE
ALL HEARD DONALD TRUMP SPEAK, THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ANY
MEETING. (LAUGHTER)
TRUMP DENIES– (APPLAUSE)
COME ON, NO — COME ON. YOU STARTED THAT. NOW TRUMP DENIES THAT HE ASKED
FOR MORE NUCLEAR WEAPONS. AND HE SAYS THIS STORY IS FAKE
NEWS. THIS MORNING HE TWEETED WITH ALL
OF THE FAKE NEWS COMING OUT OF NBC AND THE NETWORKS, AT WHAT
POINT IS IT APPROPRIATE TO CHALLENGE THEIR LICENSE. BAD FOR COUNTRY. A BETTER QUESTION WOULD BE AT
WHAT POINT IS IT APPROPRIATE TO CAPITALIZE THE WORD “LICENSE.” FOR GRAMMAR, THERE IS NO REASON
FOR A CAPITAL L. NOW I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW, I DIDN’T
EVEN KNOW THAT TELEVISION NETWORKS HAD LICENSES. DID YOU KNOW THIS? LIKE IF THAT IS THE CASE, WHERE
DID FOX NEWS GET THEIR LICENSE? IS IT FROM SOME GUY SELLING FAKE
I.D.ES BEHIND A LIQUOR STORE. WHAT DO YOU NEED? I’LL GET YOU A LICENSE. YOU CAN SELL WHATEVER YOU WANT. IN OTHER NEWS, MORE AND MORE
CELEBRITIES ARE SPEAKING OUT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT. LAST NIGHT THE RAPPER EMINEM
ATTACKED PRESIDENT TRUMP IN A FREESTYLE RAP VIDEO THAT AIRED
AT THE BET A WEARS. THE TITLE OF EMINEM’S LAP IS
“THE STORM” SO NATURALLY DONALD TRUMP REACTED BY THROWING ROLLS
OF PAPER TOWELS AT IT. THE VIDEO HAD A RAW FEEL TO IT,
IT WAS EMINEM RAPPING STRAIGHT TO ONE CAMERA IN A PARKING
GARAGE. WE HAVE A PHOTO OF IT HERE. THERE HE IS, IT WAS A REALLY
INTENSE SHOOT, NOT BECAUSE EMINEM WAS TAKING DOWN THE
PRESIDENT BUT BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO GET THE WHOLE CREW OUT OF THE
PARKING STRUCTURE IN UNDER AN HOUR OR IT WAS GOING TO BE 20
BUCKS A CAR. (LAUGHTER)
NOT GOING TO PAY THAT. EMINEM’S LETTER ECKS WERE
POLITICALLY CHARGED. HE DEFENDED THE NFL PLAYERS WHO
HAVE BEEN KNEELING DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AND LATER DONALD
TRUMP RESPONDED WITH HIS OWN WRAP THAT WENT, WILL THE NFL
PLAYERS PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP. AND FINALLY,–
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)
FINALLY, BIG NEWS FROM THE ART WORLD, A PAINTING OF JESUS BY
THE MASTER LEONARDO DA VINCI HAS BEEN REDISCOVERED. EXPERTS SAY IT COULD FETCH UP TO
$100 MILLION AT AUCTION. YEAH, THIS IS INTERESTING. JESSUS KLEIST IS BOTH– CHRIST
IS BOTH THE SUBJECT OF PAINTING AND WHAT EVERYONE SCREAMED WHEN
THEY HEARD HOW MUCH IT WAS GOING TO COST. COULD WE TAKE A LOOK AT THE
PAINTING. I LOOKED AT THIS FOR A LONG
TIME. WHAT IS IT THAT IS IN HIS HAND. AH, THAT MUST BE FROM THAT
FAVORITE BIBLE STORY WHERE JESUS GETS IN A CRAZY WATER BALLOON
FIGHT. HE TURNED THOSE WATER BALLOONS
INTO WINE BALLOONS. (LAUGHTER)
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BIDDING ON THIS, THE PAINTING, THE TITLE
OF THE PAINTING IS SALVADOR MUNDI WHICH LOOSELY TRANSLATES
TO STILL LIFE WITH WEIRD ALL YANKOVIC.

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