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Ellen Plays ‘Family Feud’


– ONE OF STEVE’S MANY JOBS IS
TO HOST THE “FAMILY FEUD,” AND TODAY WE’VE BROUGHT BACK SOME OF OUR FAVORITE AUDIENCE
GAMERS TO PLAY ON ONE TEAM. [cheers and applause] SOME OF MY STAFF WILL PLAY
WITH ME ON MY TEAM. AND WE POLLED YESTERDAY’S
AUDIENCE, AND WE GOT THE TOP ANSWERS, AND THEY’RE ON THE BOARD, AND, STEVE, YOU’RE THE HOST,
AND I CAN’T WAIT TO PLAY. WE’RE REALLY PLAYING FOR REAL. – YEAH, THEY’RE GONNA
REALLY PLAY. OKAY, FOLKS. WELL, LET’S PLAY “FEUD.” GIVE ME ELLEN,
GIVE ME CARLA. LET’S GO. OKAY.
– I GOT IT, I GOT IT. – OKAY, GUYS,
THIS IS THE REAL GAME. – I GOT IT.
– HERE WE GO. HERE’S THE QUESTION. TOP EIGHT ANSWERS
ARE ON THE BOARD. NAME A NICKNAME PEOPLE USE
FOR A BODY PART. [buzzer bloops] CARLA. – PONY. – PONY? [laughter] – PONY. [laughter] – OH, WE HEARD YOU. [laughter] WE JUST CAN’T BELIEVE YOU CAME
UP HERE… RIDE THE PONY! [buzzer sounds] ELLEN, NAME A NICKNAME PEOPLE
USE FOR A BODY PART. – UM. TUSH. – TUSH. [buzzer sounds] – [yelling] – OKAY, WE GO TO CAMILLA. COME HERE–NO, JUST STAY THERE.
THERE YOU GO. HEY, HEY, HEY.
WATCH THE SHOW. [laughter] I SHOULD BE GETTING PAID
A LOT MORE MONEY. CAMILLA. – I–WINKY. [laughter] – OKAY. – WENT FROM A PONY
DOWN TO A WINKY. – WINKY. – A WINKY. [buzzer sounds] – COME ON, KEVIN!
COME ON, KEVIN! – I’M GONNA GO WITH JUGS. – JUGS. – GOOD ANSWER.
– MY MAN. – GOOD ANSWER. – JUGS.
– GOOD ANSWER. [buzzer sounds] WHAT KIND OF AUDIENCE DID
WE HAVE YESTERDAY? – STACY.
– OKAY. I’LL SAY A BOOTY. – A BOOTY! [buzzer sounds] [audience jeers] – IS THIS THE RIGHT CATEGORY? – I THINK–
– I KNOW. – THAT WAS REALLY GOOD ANSWER. – I KNOW. – LAUREN, NO TALKING
TO THE CONTESTANTS. – NO, IT WAS ABOUT SOMETHING– – YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM. YOU’RE CHEATING. LET’S GO. – I’M GONNA SAY BOOBIES. – BOOBIES. BOOBIES!
– GOOD ANSWER. [bell dings] [cheers and applause] WE’RE GONNA PLAY!
– PASS A PLAY. – WE’RE GONNA PLAY. – THEY’RE GONNA PLAY. – WE SHOULDN’T PLAY.
– OKAY, LET’S GO. HEY, ADAM, HOW YOU DOING?
– GOOD, HOW ARE YOU DOING, SIR? – GOOD.
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? – I WORK HERE. [laughter] I’M A WRITER. – THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU, ADAM. – YOU’RE WELCOME.
– THANK YOU FOR SHARING. HERE WE GO. NAME A NICKNAME PEOPLE USE
FOR A BODY PART. – UM, I WILL GO WITH RUMP. – RUMP. – GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. – HOW OLD IS THIS GUY? RUMP! [buzzer sounds] – OH, NO. – ELLEN, IT’S BACK ON YOU,
DARLING. – OH, NO.
– HERE WE GO. HERE’S YOUR CHANCE.
IT’S YOUR SHOW. THIS IS HOW THE BIG STARS THINK,
FOLKS. THAT’S WHY THEY PAY US
THE MONEY. NAME A NICKNAME PEOPLE USE
FOR A BODY PART. – WEE-WEE. [laughter] – WEE–WEE-WEE? [cheers and applause] WELL–
WELL– – COME ON, WEE-WEE! – PONY, WINKY, WEE-WEE! IT’S GETTING SMALLER. OBVIOUSLY, HE’S SITTING NEAR
A TUB OF COLD WATER. IT’S JUST DOWN TO A WEE-WEE. [buzzer sounds] ALL RIGHT, TWO STRIKES, KEVIN. YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL.
YOU GOT TWO STRIKES. HEY, AUDIENCE MEMBERS, SUPERSTARS, YOU GOT A CHANCE TO STEAL. YOU SHOULD BE IN A HUDDLE.
– YES. – TALKING ABOUT IT. – WHAT DO YOU THINK? – JEEZ, WHO– WE’D BE IN DOUBLE FIGURES IF
PEOPLE WERE WATCHING THE SHOW. OKAY, KEVIN, IT’S ON YOU. YOU GOT TWO STRIKES.
THEY GOT A CHANCE TO STEAL. NAME A NICKNAME PEOPLE USE
FOR A BODY PART. – I’M GONNA GO WITH PEE-PEE,
STEVE. – GOOD ANSWER.
– GOOD ANSWER. – GOOD ANSWER. – [laughs] – WHAT ARE YOU, STUCK? WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
IT’S UP THERE? YOU GO FROM PONY TO WINKY
TO WEE-WEE TO PEE-PEE. REALLY? THERE’S OTHER BODY PARTS
WE’RE TALKING ABOUT. PEE-PEE! [buzzer sounds] – WE JUST WANTED YOU TO SAY IT. OH, WE SHOULD HAVE PASSED IT.
– ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT,
YOU GUYS ARE COMING OUT. HERE’S YOUR CHANCE TO STEAL. – NOGGIN!
NOGGIN! – THEY’VE GOT TWO STRIKES. YOU CAN STEAL
ALL THE POINTS UP THERE. IT’S A BIG, WHOPPING 17. OKAY, CARLA, NAME A NAME
A NICKNAME PEOPLE USE FOR A BODY PART. – NOGGIN. – YES. – NOGGIN. NOGGIN! [buzzer sounds] [bell dinging] – I’M SORRY. – OKAY,
LET’S REVEAL THE ANSWERS. NUMBER EIGHT. [bell dings] – WHAT? – NUMBER SEVEN. YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO REPEAT–
READ IT. NUMBER SEVEN. [bell dings] all:
VA-JAY-JAY. – YEAH. – THE ONE THING
I CARE DEEPLY ABOUT. NUMBER SIX. [bell dings] all:
TA-TAS. – NUMBER FIVE. [bell dings] – NOBS?
all: NOBS. – WHAT? – WHAT AUDIENCE DO YOU HAVE?
– I KNOW, I KNOW. – NUMBER FOUR. [bell dings] all: BADONKADONK.
– BADONKADONK? – NUMBER THREE. [bell dings] all:
HOO-HA. – I LOVE YOUR AUDIENCE,
I TELL YOU THIS. I GOT TO MOVE TO L.A. NUMBER ONE! [bell dings] all: CABOOSE. – OH!
– ALL RIGHT. – WAIT. NO, ONE MORE, OR NO? WE’LL GO TO BREAK,
AND WE’LL DO ONE MORE, RIGHT? ‘CAUSE–FOR THE WEBSITE? ‘CAUSE THIS IS TOO MUCH FUN. “THE STEVE HARVEY SHOW”
AIRS WEEKDAYS ON NBC. CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS. WE’LL BE BACK.

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