Drive-Thru Window – SNL
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Drive-Thru Window – SNL


>>>WELCOME TO BURGER KING.
PULL AROUND AND ORDER AT THE FIRST WINDOW, PLEASE.
>>WHAT UP? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>>OH, HEY. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY A SNICKERS
PIE TODAY?>>DUDE, I GOT A PINK HUMMER
LIMO FILLED WITH PARTY PEOPLE. ONLY THING IS, WE GOT SOME EMPTY
TUMMIES.>>OKAY.
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN THERE?>>NO WAY TO TELL, MY MAN.
WE ALL JUST CAME FROM ART INSTALLATION PARTY HOSTED BY
OTTO THE QUESTION. SO LET’S START WITH 20 WHOPPERS.
>>OKAY, YOU WANT WHOPPERS OR ANGRY WHOPPERS?
>>THAT’S A QUESTION FOR MICHAEL TANGELO.
ONE LOVE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>>WHAT UP?>>HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU
WANT?>>FIRST, GOOD EVENING.
I AM MICHAEL TANGELO. PART OF THE HOUSE OF TERRIFIC,
AN ARTIST COLLECTIVE. NOW WHAT’S THIS I HEAR ABOUT AN
ANGRY WHOPPER?>>YEAH, IT’S LIKE A WHOPPER,
BUT IT’S SPICY, IT’S GOT ONION RINGS IN IT.
>>IN IT? SO IT’S AN ENTREE THAT ATE ITS
OWN SIDE DISH? I’M GONNA LET LINDA TOMORROW
WEIGH IN ON THIS.>>WHO?
>>BYE-BYE.>>WHAT UP?
>>YOU’RE LINDA TOMORROW?>>WHO’S ASKING?
>>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT?>>YES, I HAVEN’T SLUMMED WITH
THE NORMAL IN SO LONG, FUNKY STYLE.
PLEASE, AND MAKE IT A MEGA, FRIES SIZE NINE AND A DIET
MOUNTAIN DON’T. SIZE 10.
>>WE HAVE THREE SIZES, MA’AM, SMALL, MEDIUM, AND LARGE.
>>A WHAT NOW, AND WHO THERE?>>NEVER MIND.
JUST TALK TO MR. RANDY CANDY, GOODBYE.
>>WHAT UP?>>ARE YOU RANDY CANDY?
>>MM-HMM. I PLAY TO WHIMSY AND THIS PART
OF THE CAR IS FEELING SOME CHICKEN FRIES.
>>OKAY, YOU WANT REGULAR CHICKEN FRIES OR CHEETOHS
CHICKEN FRIES?>>I’M SORRY.
WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE?>>CHEETOS CHICKEN FRIES ARE
COVERED IN CHEETO COATING.>>OOH, THIS NEWS WILL THROW
THIS CAR INTO CHAOS. HOW COULD YOU?
>>WHAT IS GOING ON? HAVE THESE PEOPLE ORDERED YET?
>>KIND OF.>>WHAT DID THEY ORDER?
>>THIS LADY ORDERED A MEGA FUNKY BURGER.
>>WE DON’T EVEN HAVE THAT.>>LOOK, I’M TRYING.
I JUST NEED TO TALK TO ONE NORMAL PERSON.
SORRY.>>WHAT UP?
>>WHAT UP?>>OH, MY GOD.
GEESH, I’M SORRY. CRAZY.
ARE YOU GUYS READY TO ORDER?>>ABSOLUTELY.
WE WANT THREE FOODS, MAKE IT FOUR FOODS.
SHOULD WE?>>LET’S BE BAD.
WHY NOT?>>FOUR FOODS, AND A NIBBLE.
>>YEAH, BUT LIKE WHAT FOOD?>>THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN ANSWER
THIS IS REAL JEFF. BYE.
>>WHAT UP? GIVE US 20 WHOPPERS AND 20
CHICKEN FRIES.>>OH, THANK YOU, DUDE.
FINALLY. OKAY, THAT’S $142.18.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY?>>OH, I DON’T PAY.
THAT’S PAM’S DEPARTMENT.>>WHAT UP?
>>HEY, ARE YOU PAYING?>>YES, SIR, I’M PAM AND I FUND
THIS RUCKUS.>>OKAY, IT’S $142.18.
>>OH, GREAT. CAN YOU SPLIT IT ON 26 CREDIT
CARDS?>>NO.
>>OKAY, WELL, THEN MAYBE MY BOYFRIEND HAS CASH.
>>WHAT UP?>>BLUNO MARS!
WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON IN THERE?
YOU HANG WITH THESE PEOPLE?>>NO, THEY HANG WITH ME.
YOU SHOULD JOIN US FRIENDS.>>I’M SORRY.
I’M WORKING.>>DIDN’T STOP YOUR FRIEND.
>>WHAT UP?>>YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M IN.
>>MAKE ROOM, RANDY CANDY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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