Black Panther New Scene – SNL
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Black Panther New Scene – SNL


>>>”BLACK PANTHER,” NOW MARVEL
DIGITAL UNLEASHES SEVERAL DELETED SCENES.
OUR FIRST FINDS T’CHALLA ON A SPIRITUAL JOURNEY TO DJALIA THE
MYSTICAL REALM OF THE ANCESTORS. THERE HE ASKS FOR WISDOM TO
GUIDE HIM IN THE IMPENDING WAR. ♪♪♪
>>WELCOME, MY SON. WHO ARE YOU?
>>DO YOU NOT KNOW? I AM T’KANA YOUR GREAT, GREAT
GRANDFATHER.>>BUT YOU HAVE BEEN DEAD FOR
DECADES. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>ONLY MY BODY IS GONE. MY SPIRIT LIVES HERE AS DO ALL
THE ANCESTORS.>>AS WILL YOU SOME DAY.
>>GREAT AUNT ONI!>>YES, NEPHEW, WE ARE ALL HERE.
EVERY RELATIVE YOU HAVE EVER KNOWN, THE ROYAL BLOOD LINE
STRETCHING THROUGH ALL OF TIME. EVEN THOSE WHO ARE MARRIED INTO
IT.>>ALL RIGHT.
WHO WANTS A BURGER? THEY’RE GOING TO BE READY ABOUT
TWO, THREE MINUTES.>>UNCLE M’BUTU?
>>T’CHALLA, BOY, I AIN’T SEEN YOU IN A LONG TIME.
WHAT’S HAPPENING? HEY, HEY!
JUNIOR, YOU GOT TO TAKE THE PLATE OUT YOUR LIP IF YOU’RE
GONNA GO SWIMMING. THAT’S HOW YOU GET THE SWAMP
MOUTH.>>BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALIVE.
>>OH, WELL, YEAH. I WAS UNTIL ABOUT TWO, THREE
DAYS AGO. YOU KNOW HOW MY OLD LADY IS ONE
OF THEM BALD WARRIOR WOMEN WHO GUARD THE KING.
YOU KNOW THE DORA MILAGE. YEAH, WELL, THE OTHER NIGHT I
SIMPLY SUGGESTED MAYBE SHE WEAR A WIG.
YOU KNOW, JUST TO BE PLAYFUL. I SAID, “DAMN, WOMAN, I’M TIRED
OF MAKING LOVE TO MICHAEL JORDAN.”
THAT’S THE LAST THING I REMEMBER.
AND NOW I’M HERE IN WHAT I GUESS IS HEAVEN.
AND I GOT ONE QUESTION FOR YALL. WHERE’S THE WEED AT?
>>I TOLD YOU THERE IS NO WEED.>>OH, YOU’RE HIDING IT, HUH?
>>UNCLE M’BUTU IS STILL ADJUSTING.
YOU CAN’T PICK YOUR FAMILY.>>HEY T’CHALLA, LOOK HERE MAN.
MY BANK ACCOUNT IS RUNNING A LITTLE LOW RIGHT NOW.
CAN YOU SPOT ME A LITTLE VIBRANIUM?
COME ON, MAN. I NEED A NEW RIDE.
EVERYONE HERE RIDES A WAR RHINO. YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT?
AN OSTRICH.>>I HAVE NO POSSESSIONS ON THE
SPIRITUAL PLANE.>>OH THAT’S RIGHT, I FORGOT
ABOUT THAT.>>MAN WHAT TIME IS IT?
I CAN’T TELL. EVERYTHING IS PURPLE.
>>YOU ALL LIVE HERE IN HARMONY.>>WE DO OUR BEST.
OFTEN WE TAKE THE FORM OF OUR SPIRIT ANIMAL.
I AM A PANTHER.>>AND I AM A PANTHER.
>>AND FOR SOME REASON, I’M A WARTHOG.
YEAH, PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M ROUND AND FRIENDLY AND EVERY NOW AND
THEN I EAT A LITTLE TRASH. SOMEBODY HAVE ONE OF THESE
BURGERS, MAN. T’KANA?
>>NO, THANK YOU.>>COME ON, MAN.
YOU DON’T NEVER EAT MY COOKING. THIS YEAR IS LION MEAT.
THE GOOD STUFF. CHECK THIS HERE OUT.
[ SINGING OPENING TO “THE LION KING” ]
>>YEAH, THAT’S STILL FROZEN. MM-HMM.
>>UNCLE M’BUTU PLEASE. T’CHALLA, WHAT IS YOUR CONCERN?
>>I AM MUCH TROUBLED. WAKANDA IS ON A VERGE OF CIVIL
WAR. THE JUBARI ARE PREPARING FOR AN
ATTACK ON THE MOUNTAINS. I AM CONSIDERING A FIRST STRIKE.
>>MY SON, THE JUBARI ARE A PROUD PEOPLE.
IF YOU APPROACH THEM WITH RESPECT THEY WILL RETURN IT.
>>PSHT, NOT LIKELY. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT
THEM MOUNTAIN FOLKS. MAN, THEY ARE SNEAKY.
AND THEY ALL SMELL LIKE GOAT MILK.
>>M’BUTU, THANK YOU I’M SO GLAD WE GET TO SPEND ETERNITY
TOGETHER. T’CHALLA, KNOW THIS.
FOR ALL OF HISTORY THERE HAS BEEN WAR.
BUT ONLY ONCE IN A GENERATION ARE THERE MEN — NO THANK YOU.
>>YOU DON’T WANT TO TASTE IT?>>NO, THANK YOU.
ONCE IN A GENERATION ARE THERE MEN COMMITTED —
>>THIS IS BABY LION MEAT WITH CHEESE ON IT.
>>NO, NO.>>COME ON.
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ]>>I DON’T WANT IT!
>>ALL RIGHT. HEY, BUT T’CHALLA MAN, JUST
STICK AROUND. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
LEAVE? WE JUST SIT HERE.
THEY ALL TURN BACK INTO PANTHERS I TURN INTO A WARTHOG AGAIN.
THEY ALL START HUNTING ME BECAUSE ALL THEY SEE IS BACON.
IT’S HARD, MAN. HELP ME OUT.
JUST FOR THE WEEKEND.>>HERE.
HAVE A KIMOYO BEAD.>>OH, THAT’S NICE.
TWO WOULD BE NICER.>>NO.
>>ALL RIGHT. BUT T’CHALLA, YOU’RE ALL RIGHT
WITH ME. LET’S HAVE SOME MUSIC.
♪♪♪>>PERHAPS I SHOULD RETURN AND
SEEK GUIDANCE FROM MY PEOPLE.>>NO.
STAY. HE’S WORSE WHEN HE’S A WARTHOG.
>>FOR REAL, WHAT TIME OF DAY IS IT?
I DON’T KNOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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