Black Jeopardy with Drake – SNL
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Black Jeopardy with Drake – SNL


>>>WHAT UP?
WHAT UP? WHAT UP?
I’M YOUR HOST, DARNELL HAYES.>>AMIR.
>>WHAT UP, BRO, BRO.>>KEELY.
>>HI.>>AND JARED.
>>YEAH, IT’S ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD TO BE HERE, DOG.
I COULDN’T TAKE THE TCC. BUT I MADE IT OVER ANYWAYS.
SO I’M EXCITED. DOG.
>>WHAT’S GOING ON WITH YOUR ACCENT THERE, JARED?
>>I’M CANADIAN. FROM TORONTO.
I’M READY TO, I CAME TO PLAY. SO LET’S DO THIS, ALL RIGHT?
>>WAIT, YOU ARE A BLACK CANADIAN?
>>OBVIOUSLY, DAWG, LIKE, YO, THERE IS THOUSAND OF US.
SURE YOU MET A FEW OF US BEFORE.>>NO.
NEVER MET ONE. WELL, GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
LET’S CHECK OUT CATEGORIES. WE GOT — IF IT IS SUNDAY.
ALL RIGHT, AMIR, YOU ARE OUR RETURNING CHAMP, YOU PICK.
>>OKAY. OKAY, LET’S DO IF IT’S SUNDAY
FOR $200.>>ALL RIGHT.
IF IT’S SUNDAY, UNCLE TRE IS GOING TO BE WEARING THIS.
AMIR.>>WHAT IS A KNEE LENGTH EASTER
SUIT?>>YEAH, LONG AS HELL.
WITH A WHOLE MESS OF BUTTONS. ALL RIGHT.
YOUR PICK, AMIR.>>LET’S GO TO OH, SNAP FOR
$200.>>ALL RIGHT.
OH, SNAP, IS THAT YOUR HAIR?>>KEELY?
>>WHAT IS — IT’S MINE BECAUSE I BOUGHT IT.
>>THAT’S RIGHT. THAT’S RIGHT.
SHOW THEM THE RECEIPT. YOU KNOW?
ALL RIGHT, THE BOARD IS YOURS, KEELY.
>>LET’S STAY WITH OH, SNAP. FOR $400.
>>OH, SNAP, I WANT TO SEE HIS FACE WHEN SHE FINDS HIM.
AMIR.>>WHO IS JAY-Z?
>>RIGHT. YEAH, I GUESS HE GOT 100
PROBLEMS NOW. YOU PICK, AMIR.
>>COOL, COOL, COOL. STAY WITH OH SNAP FOR $600.
>>OKAY. OH, SNAP.
THIS COMEDIAN WAS CRAZY IN THE 80s WITH HIS RAW AND DELIRIOUS
ROUTINES. JARED.
>>HE IS HILARIOUS, DOG. WHO IS RICK MORANIS.
>>NO, BUT, GOOD TRY, JARED.>>THINK OF ANOTHER CATEGORY.
>>ALL RIGHT. LET’S JUST GO TO BRO FOR $200.
>>IT’S BRUH. ALL RIGHT.
BRUH. HE THOUGHT THE BEST WAY TO GET
THAT FAME WAS TO BE A WOMAN. JARED?
>>WHO IS CAITLYN JENNER?>>NO, HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR
CHOICE.>>KEELY?
>>WHO IS TYLER PERRY.>>THAT E IT.
YEAH. YEAH.
I MEAN HE DID EIGHT MOVIES IN A HOUSECOAT.
THE BOARD IS YOURS, KEELY.>>STAY WITH BRUH FOR $400.
>>BRUH. HE HAS BEEN PLAYING FOR A WHILE
NOW BUT STILL PUTTING UP BIG NUMBERS.
JARED.>>THIS ONE IS EASY, DAWG.
JAMIR JAGR.>>SAY WHAT NOW?
>>COME ON, DAWG, A HOCKEY PLAYER.
WON THE ART ROSS TROPHY FOUR YEARS IN A ROW.
>>I KNOW YOU ARE SPEAKING ENGLISH.
BUT IT AIN’T MY ENGLISH. THE ACTUAL ANSWER WAS, DIRK
NABISQUIT.>>COME ON, DAWG, BLACK PEOPLE
LIVE ALL OVER THE WORLD, G. CAN’T PUT US IN ONE CATEGORY.
>>MAYBE, SO, JARED. I WILL LET YOU GO AHEAD AND TELL
THAT TO OUR AMERICAN POLICE. LET’S JUST HEAR ABOUT TODAY’S
PRIZES. JOHNNY.
>>TODAY “BLACK JEOPARDY” WINNER WILL RECEIVE A MONTH SUPPLY OF
TOP FOIL. YOUR TUPPERWARE BOWLS DON’T HAVE
LIDS. PUT TOP FOIL ON IT.
STAYS SECURE FOR ONE DAY. AND OVEN HEAT.
DON’T DRIVE UP YOUR ELECTRIC BILL.
USE OVEN HEAT, THE EASY WAY TO HEAT YOUR HOME.
BACK TO YOU, DARNELL.>>YEAH, YEAH, GOT TO USE THAT
OVEN HEAT. YEAH.
THE BOARD IS STILL YOURS.>>ALL RIGHT.
LET’S GO TO OH SNAP FOR 8.>>ALL RIGHT.
OH, SNAP. HIS NEW ALBUM JUST DROPPED AND
IT’S FIRE.>>JARED.
>>WHO IS, CARDNOW OFASHOW.>>EXCUSE ME.
>>COME ON, A RAPPER, NOMINATED FOR A JUNO AWARD, G.
>>IT’S LIKE YOU LANDED HERE ON EARTH FROM A SPACE SHIP.
LOOK, NO GOOD RAP COMES FROM CANADA.
OKAY.>>DAWG, WHAT ABOUT DRAKE?
>>WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE YOU KEEP MENTIONING?
JARED, I THINK CANADA HAS MESSED WITH YOUR BLACKNESS.
>>YO, WHY DO I HAVE TO BE YOUR DEFINITION OF BLACK, HUH.
YOU’RE JUDGING ME BEFORE YOU KNOW ME.
IT IS MAKING ME SO ANGRY INSIDE, DOG.
>>YOU JUST SAID THE SECRET BLACK PHRASE OF THE DAY, JARED.
YOU WIN THE GAME. ALL RIGHT.
WELL THE SOUND OF SLOW JAMS MEANS TIME TO WRAP IT UP.
NEXT WEEK, TWO TICKETS TO THE SISTER, SISTER REUNION SHOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] .

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